How about no?

Fuck you.

GitHub is down. House about to be flooded by a hurricane. Data Centers about to be flooded by a hurricane. Dentist appointment today. ... you know what's going well for me today? Coffee. I have a fucking cup of coffee.

Ugly Truth😂⚡️

The plebs will never understand.

I just got my first accepted pull request! I'm so freaking giddy, you guys...

Few months ago, I ate so many MBs (just 300+ GBs) in a month that my ISP blocked my connection and sent a worker to check if i was sharing my internet connection with neighbours etc. { They say UNLIMITED downloads when selling packages }
I was so pissed that after restoration I wrote autorun-on-startup powershell which keeps downloading a 100MB file forever just to eat bandwidth.
This month my downloads crossed a TB.
I feel like I've pissed in ISP's face just to show that if I'm not eating TBs every month, it doesn't mean i can't do it.

Oh yes😎

Opens a website:

ENABLE NOTIFICATIONS!
- no.

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR NEWSLETTER!
- no.

TURN OFF AD BLOCK!
- no.

WE USE COOKIES!
- ok.

PAGE 1 OF 11!
- oh ffs.

Google assistant has its flaws 😂 like not knowing what dead means 🤦‍♂️

Just noticed "fame not found".

Before someone is losing their tits, i know it is an old pic, i have seen it before, but it still gives me a good laugh every time, especially as i am from eastern europe myself 😁

Keep backups in a safe place ;)

I must say I like the new Chrome look and feel update.

I'm late but here's my current home setup.

Goodbye Windows Vista hello Ubuntu 😂

Just how stubborn and stupid can you be?

I'm sorry for being such a dick that I'd rant about a rant, but this one just deserves a medal.

EDIT: I'm mostly referring to the comments.

https://devrant.com/rants/1690099/...

Since most of the pics here are either joke/memes or battlestations or laptop on a nice desk..... I give you my humble coding corner on my bed from a 3rd world country. Still student so....gotta improvise. No, desk is too far away for power socket.

Changed my surface for a normal PC, added on More Monitor.

This can generate a lot of funds xD

age++;

Oh yeah 😅

My home setup after I moved into a new apartment :)

I guess I should join in too.

Yeah didn't bother cleaning up perfectly. Anyways here's my setup 😊

Try all you want, I will not join the cult of pink 😛

Reason why programmers drink coffee

R: Random ass recruiter on LinkedIn
Me: me

R: Hey I was searching for X skill and your name popped up first. Would you like to work for our company? It's an urgent position with good pay and awesome latest tech

Me: I quit that very company 5 months ago, because the pay was low and the tech was from the 1990's.

R: :/

Me: :|

PS: I'm not 100% sure of this, but based off the tech stack, I'm pretty sure it was for the same fucking position I quit from.

I stopped drinking about five years ago.
That shit is poison yo.

Winners don't do drugs.

Landed on another dev community called hashnode..
But found it so damn boring..

Look! Microsoft picking stuff from DevRant 😂