As much as I love programming humor, if you answer simply yes to my or-question, then I'm more than happy to send you to hell

You obviously know that I want an mutually exclusive answer, you little piece of sheet

Who else agrees that just because we're grownups doesn't mean we always have to act like it?

My weekly schedule:

SHITDAY
SHITDAY
SHITDAY
SHITDAY
SHITDAY
WEEKEND
SLEEP

-repeat-

*starts Unity 2D project*
*puts sprite right in the middle of the camera*
*nothing shows up*
*deletes Unity 2D project*
fml

Made my day 😂😂

This pain...

I just realized i haven't left my home in 4 days.

If i die, please commit my code before calling an ambulance.

Any indian hackers in here?
How legit is this 😂?

Yes! 😎

Programming in a tree. I usually climb up here and read, but I decided to code, and I didn't drop my laptop :D

I covered the screen with my hand because my code's ugly, and I don't want anyone to see it lol.

Laughter for days 😂😂😂

so... after GitHub...
who will buy stackoverflow?

hue hue hue

Bugs can be helpful sometimes too.

He said make me an apk of this website ... lol

Those developers working under non-technical bosses, i understand your pain.

1. Pain when they don't realise that output != number of hours put in. Aaaaaaand that acting busy doesn't mean someone's working.
2. Pain when chilling out in office is necessary, because mind jobs don't work same as other jobs. Wherein if you don't vent it out you're gonna screw up the code. Them not getting that.
3. Pain of "meetings".
4. Pain of changing the feature when you're done, and them acting as if its a minor change.
5. Pain of vague requirements.
6. Pain of a product not thought through, and them trying to blame the implementation.

Hope I'm not late with this one.

Just done building this

Wierd Domains Game

Like: pornhub + StackOverflow
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Last year, my company sent me to India to coordinate stuff.
Me, to my wife: "They've chosen me because they trust my social skills."
Her: "OMG, what is the rest of the company like?!"

LOL.. :-)

So...
After about a month and a half of lots of interviews with 2 different companys, BOTH of them offered me a job last night.

One is a big digital agency in my country (~2000 employees) the other one is a smaller development firm (~200 employees).

It feels sad to have to deny the smaller one but the bigger one is a dream job for me due to the fact that thet focus a lot more on new tech compared to the smaller one.

But i have never been happier in my life!
It is a dream come true!

Passed out while coding, last evening.
woke up now and realized this is how i wanna go ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Considering to cancel the project at the first slightest hurdle I encounter

Why there has to be So Many legs to the OAuth....

1 Leg...
2 Legs...
3 Legs... Wtf...

Make it a fkin...Octopus OAuth

Why so many legs to a Dumb API ??!

Keep up the good work devs

My sister is 16yo and she is not interested in the C.S field. I gave her last year my laptop and it has Debian on it, since i bought a new one. She never told me that she has to deal with any problem, she was just using it.
Today she got a new laptop from our grandma and she texts me "hey, is there any way i can install Linux on that? I don't want to use windows".
Well i told her that she has to wait me to come back home next month and i will take care of it.

I had never thought that i will listen something like that. Good day.