Thank God secondary phone number isn't required.

STOP👏MAKING👏ASYNC👏CALLS👏FREEZE👏THE👏GUI👏THAT👏IS👏THE👏POINT👏OF👏ASYNC👏

Please don't include generated files in source control.

"It's faster to just use one mysql table with 300 columns then linking the data in 10 tables. 10 tables mean 10x the load time!"...

- External consultant hired for optomizing database. (He didn't make it through the day and was sent home...)

"Hard code it"

"Let's add security later"

“Git Pull Request is waste of time, commit directly to master!”

I don't know a lot of people in other market segments who have zero fear of losing their job. Since I discovered that my coding skills are marketable, I have not lost a night of sleep over job security.

I'm very happy with my current job, but the privilege of rarely having to feel uncertain about income is incredibly liberating.

Coding made me feel smart and dumb at the same time :D

Using "else" instead of "otherwise" everywhere!! 😶

512 looks like a more rounded number than 500.

In the meeting with a client
PM will be like.->

Client: "Why is this taking so long. I could do this."
Me:

PRO LIFE SAVING TIPS FOR DEVS (long rant, not clickbait 😝)

I have a medical condition called DVT (Deep Vein Thrombosis). It clots blood in veins near lower body parts. Affected leg swells and become red and it is very painful. It happens when you very frequently sit for very long.

I used to play games, code and stuffs for hours and sometimes I used to stay at home without taking decent walk for weeks. I am only 18 and did not see it coming. But its really early stage and I might be fully recovered real soon.

This condition is not rare and happens to millions of people every year. And it can be avoided if you avoid sitting at computers for long hours and take 5 mins to walk or stretch. Even if you can avoid this condition, there are many others if you dont pay attention on your body. Please take some time to google how you can avoid anything such.

(Please don't comment sympathies, I really know you wish well for me. Instead you can throw tips what you do to relax after long hours of work).

How Programmers review code

http://twentytwowords.com/ticked-of...

My first dev job was the worst! The woman in charge of the building was always on my ass! She didn't really understand what programming was and didn't like that I smoked in my office... Then I moved out of my mom's house and got my own place

Guess who is going to spend Christmas working on the most painful project ever...

The worst kind of problem you can have while coding is an inconsistent or intermittent bug... For code you didn't originally write...

This is why people should use Linux. I'll never understand why people use Windows in commercial environments, because things like this always happen.

Got to love 21:9 displays for programming.

With time, I have come to the realisation that when a person says he knows C++. He's either a noob or god!

*Using terminal in public*
Then I hear someone said
"Hey look, that guy is a hacker"

May the 'storage' be with you... 💾

Error: Couldn't display error message.

What?

Be aware of your requests.

Someone got stuck in vim while trying to commit

10 PM (after a very busy working day), CTO calls me and tells me: "We decided to hand in the new version to [random client] one week earlier, so they can test it."
Me: "I don't think is a good idea, the app is still unstable, we started working in it yesterday, it *will* crash"
CTO: "Don't you worry, at least they know we are working on it"
20 minutes later
CTO: "WTF why did you make my app crash?! I can't send this to a client!"

Told you. That is why that code is on develop and not on master.

I'll go with this format for now...

WTF GOOGLE CHROME!!