When i'm in a coffe-shop, i always have the same thoughts:

"Hello, friend.
Hello, friend?
That's lame.
Maybe I should give you a name, but that's a slippery slope.
You're only in my head."

Sneaky fox must be punished

Looks like my manager got the deluxe hardcover edition

*Cries in unsanitized SQL*

Knock know.

Race condition.

Who's there?

He is going places.

*food comes in at work today*
Fellow engineer: yum yum yum!
Me: apt apt apt!
All engineers: 😑

😅

This is my motivation.

My brain hurts just from thinking that i need to write regex

Oh shit

Gotta love the permanent temporary solutions.

Starting a project and then abandoning it. Yep.

Using x as the loop iterator instead of i

Q: Why did the functions stop calling each other?

A: Because they had constant arguments.

Relatable.

Holy shit this is smart

When you just started learning a new web framework (in my case, ASP.NET Core)

Seems worth spending your free time that you don't write code making memes about code

Professional .NET Developer here:

After years of using Windows and C# for everything at work and at home, I finally switched yesterday from Windows 10 to Arch and from C# to Python for my hobby projects. Feels good!

Got unicode? Check ✓ XD

Finally showed in season 5 there's no better programmer than Gilfoyle...

Well that's just great isn't it...

Someone at Google: how do we make Android build times quicker?

Someone else at Google: we could make a new button next to Run and call it 'Instant Run' and give it an awesome lighting bolt icon!

First someone: what will it do differently?

Second someone: nothing 😎

There is a petition

To change the word "No"

To "yesn't"

We have peaked

1. Buy boxes of orange juice, almost past their expiry date.
2. Put boxes on the hot office windowsill for a few weeks.
3. Cool down juice in fridge.
4. "Hey dear coworker, would you like a refreshing juice box on this hot spring day?"
5. Watch coworker retch and vomit, spitting blue-grayish juice over his desk, crying: "Why would you give me old moldy juice without checking the date?"
6. "Do you remember when you told me you didn't have time for unit tests? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, DAVE, THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU DEPLOY UNTESTED CODE.... NOW FINISH YOUR JUICE!"

Skype for Business.

I'm delightful

It feels stupid to see a simple google dork returning the list of your mistakes.

sixwords

Silver hair is sexy

Also "!dev" and "!rant" are now deprecated in favor of the tagging system.

When you've coded for 12h straight