When you hack someone's computer and you notice that they are hacking someone else computer...and you just sit there to see how they do it. #learning

Someone tell them its 2017 already. Saddest part was TA asking me to implement Binary Search in this TurboC++. Toughest 2 hours of my day :(

Many of my friend wanted to be a "programmer" but instead they became "pro gamer"...smh

This guy next to me in the train is coding C#... but his codestyle looks like... no words... I am now reading Clean Code!
I hope he will notice!😂

When you use yourself as a rubber duck and you realize how much of a dumbfuck you are...

Fuck me, I was using a variable called staticHTML in ejs template. But when passing the variable, I was using staticHtml.

Goddamn

You got to love that alignment, it's ok though, imagine if they wrote a whole framework... Ohh wait...

While my classmates are roaming around with their girlfriend , I m also having fun with mine . Have a look at mine girlfriend

Me: I'd like a new phone please.
Manufacturer: Okay, what do you look for in a phone?
Me: Well as long as the other specs are good, it's important to have a headphone port, SD card slot, and removable battery.
Manufacturer: Okay, fingerprint scanner. Got it.
Me: What?
Manufacturer: The only thing you want is a fingerprint scanner?
Me: No I don't care about that, what I want is-
Manufacturer: A fingerprint scanner, we know. Every device needs one.
Me: But-
Manufacturer: Shhh... Don't worry, we know our customers.

I don't have curtains yet in my new apartment... I woke up at 5am...

Uh-huh. C'mon Fedora! Fight trough it!

Is there any backend web developer? Which IDE/editor do you use and why?

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

One of the embarrassing moment for me..
Whenever some colleague pings me whenever I was busy coding I would reply "1 sec", finish whatever I was doing then talk to them.
But what happened one day was I sent "1 sex" instead to couple of the colleagues... When I realised it was very embarrassing..
Since then I have stopped using "1 sec" and use "1 min" instead.

It's never too early...

Handy guide to webpack:

1. Copy-paste stuff from internet until it works.

That's it!

My code..

How I feel when I read the code I wrote when I started to learn c++

Undefusable Unix Bomb

Do you ever wonder why the UK public sector has such a bad computer system? This! This is why!!! What a frigging waste of money!!!! Every computer in the school has this stupid set up!!!

Just changed my IDE font, i feel so energise to code now

LoL ;-)

I accidently spammed my own server from my other server, which caused fail2ban to go bananas.
Fail2ban sent ALOT of emails to my hostingproviders abuse department and they due to the amount of emails they got suspended my server.

I can't blame them :)

Master Coder Unlocked!

Any editor I use, I apply a dark theme.
Most of colleagues find it irritating, but for me is more appealing to code with a dark background.

The Web developer's equivalent to, "have you turn it off and on again":

"Try clearing the cache"

Just wait until I remove my headphones before you start to talk to me...

When you want to visit a website with tons of ads and this pops up. Am I the only one who visits Dev Tools then?

Happened during an exam!
Had a viva session after the exam

Examiner: how much do you know about Linux
Me: (pulls out phone and shows him the kernel I have been working on)
Examiner (to other teacher): give him full marks already

Nothing big, but the time I felt the most useful and awesome guy in the world was when I wrote a script creating PDF cover letters from a csv file with contacts names for my gf. A bit of Latex and python, a few hours to make it resilient to special characters, but the look of relief (she would have done it by hand) and admiration in her eyes truly made me feel proud :)

On my third high school CS lesson. I had corrected the teacher about 6 times and wouldn't shut up about Linux.
He walked to my station, saw that I was live booting off my phone with SSH sessions to 2 servers I was managing.
He instantly gave me an A for the entire semester and told me I can do whatever I want, as long as I shut up.