Beer glass for programmers.. I need that 😂

I can't be the only one who's thinking it

Null Pointer Exception

Null Pointer Exception,
you're in a class of your own.
I will try and catch you,
each instance you're thrown.

Null objects expel you,
because you are vile.
I dread that I'll c you,
when I attempt to compile.

Like the grim reaper,
you destroy lines of code.
And so to you,
I dedicate this ode.

You have no remorse
for those who won't test.
As a result,
I need to confess.

From time to time,
when there's no time waste.
I must rely
on cut and on paste.

Although we're acquainted,
I really must mention.
You're not my friend,
Null Pointer Exception.

more deletions than additions and added some extra features!! :D
Productive Monday!

Sometimes I name my project "suicide" so that when I do a git commit I could say that I committed suicide.

Worst guy I ever worked with was a Bulgarian Web dev that had been flown over to work on a few projects to make deadlines run smoother.

He would get offended if I was ever in another meeting without him and send passive aggressive emails then refuse to contribute.

He would storm off if anyone ever criticised his slow work ethic

He went on other team members desktops without permission, under one instance running a command line ddos that the IPS logged straight away and got that person a stern meeting. The Bulgarian guy said he was using it to "learn".

He would take a camera into restricted areas, take pictures and then argue as to why he couldn't do that when security would stop him.

I squashed a bee on his arm out of reflex, he screamed at me that I'm stupid causing a room of over 500 employees to go silent and stare.

Moral of the story, fk that guy

Now you can use devRant also on Windows 10 Mobile!

https://microsoft.com/store/apps/...

A: Seems no error reported yet~

B: Yes, since no one is using it

I'm like...

I'm building a website for a new company and the boss doesn't understand technology at all. says he doesn't want me using any html because it is old and I have to use python because it's a 'hot language.' I try to explain that html is for websites and he replies 'not mine.'

- What did a Java static method accused of criminal possession of a weapon said in his deffense?

- "THIS does not belong to me!"

Techs came by to set me up with a new OS for development.

My new keyboard. Never forget the semi colon again.

This is so true.

Versioning versions !

I code too. damn. slow. Come on brain! That is all.

CTRL + Z CTRL + Z!! PLZ PLZ PLZ

Client sends me their "about us" page in an image (second time they've done this after I've asked for text versions). Do you hate me or are you just a fucking moron. You don't write a book in an image. You don't send emails in an image. No you send it in fucking text. 😤

Jr. front end dev says, "I know enough back end to be dangerous". Literally destroys entire codebase.

A formatted EU and a nerd troll

Lately, I have been seeing more of devJokes than devRant. Even I've got some UDP jokes, but I'm afraid no one might get it.

I just asked my girlfriend if we can have a baby so I can get a devRant stressball.

Went on an interview and the woman literally counted out loud each minute that went by as I tried to write some code.

i have more deadlines than projects

offended?

I need this battery 🔋🔋

😂😂😂😂😂 this is serious

It's a perfect chronological sequence from left to right:
"I'll fix this bug in a jiffy"
"Fml i can't figure out whats wrong"
"I give up on life"
and then finally "Oh look, missing semicolon"

Pic taken at a Starbucks in MountainView CA

only in the Philippines

A couple of weeks back, I met some of the kids from my old school. They had joined together to form a small team and were designing and deploying websites for local businesses.

Turns out that they were mailing each other and using Dropbox to manage the source code. This had been going on nearly for an year.

I spent a couple of hours showing them how to use git and gitlab. Basics on committing, pushing, pulling, branching and merging.

I will never forget the look on their faces! They had seen God and its name is Git.