I get to WFH on Friday!

Terminal...

Looks like I’m getting fired 😶

Due to Coronavirus (COVID19) all TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid handshake.

Every week, when I first get into the office in the morning, I think in terms of hours and pay. "This hour, I am paying off my insurance. This hour, I am paying for gas. This hour, (etc)."

Eventually, I get to "From this point on, I'm just putting money in the bank" after all expenses are paid.

This resets every pay period.

I want to make some sort of thing where you put in your gross income, expenses, and working schedule and it gives you status. "Right now you are working on: xxx", "xxx minutes until your expenses are paid", etc.

Would be cool to watch.

They removed the salt and pepper shakers from the tables in the cantine, because they are sources of infections.

...buuuut they keep an open salad bar.

I don't like remote work.

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

after 21 years today was the day i let go of my personal homepage.

still don't know whether this is just a depressive short circuit action or at least reducing channels of unfulfilled socialisation.

I am getting a new laptop today so I'll have an option to work remotely (if needed).. yay?!

software development job postings in 2020 be like

Writing down your thoughts makes your brain feel free because it doesn't have to keep them inside itself.

It's kinda like talking a huge dump.

Oh, it's been awful. A mandated email about washing hands. A slurry of awful jokes every time someone sneezes. Send help.

Shit.

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