She runs C shells by the seashore.

Best story ever

This really happened to me yesterday at work.

Me: *walks into office*
Coworker: Hey Will, I got a question for you
Me: I...[read more]

So a friend gifted me this for my birthday! Probably among the best gifts ever 😀

well, sorry Dave

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right

On his first week at job, the junior says:

Hey guys! Check out this new website I found! You'll thank me later.

And that was enough encouragement

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

Use Vim. What could happen?...

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

correctly named devices

Because, reasons

"Shit, did we just send that notification to everyone?" - some dev, probably

Thank you Google for splitting my package

This is the snackbar at my university's computer science building

So true

When you have a super annoying problem that Google has been unable to help with... But you stumble upon a link with the exact title matching your issue... And clicking on it gives you a 404.

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

Amen :p

What only relying on JavaScript for HTML form input validation looks like

My girlfriend got bitten by a mosquito and kept scratching it.
After I complained about the size of the bite, she said "c'mon it's just a bit, not big enough to be a byte".
When I finished facepalming (it took a while), I realized how proud I am of her.

W...w...wha...whaaat?!

command line FTW

Me: 1 is something, 0 is nothing, NULL is the absence of things
JuniorDev: wut
Me: You've got pizza in a box, that's 1. If there's no pizza in the box, that's 0. If there's no pizza and no box, that's NULL.
JuniorDev: OOH so there's no object to reference if I ask for a slice!
Me: *small tear*

Always explain things in terms of pizza. Always.

using my local provider

LOL..Shit!

Full stack developer Starter pack:

- Youtube
- Stackoverflow
- Extreme patience
- and a couple of Ninjutsu (cloning technique is recommended)

Oddly satisfying devRant +1s

When you have high performance set, yet your lame CPU won't get above 0.75Ghz, so you have to constantly reboot to hit the 3.50Ghz jackpot