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When you have a super annoying problem that Google has been unable to help with... But you stumble upon a link with the exact title matching your issue... And clicking on it gives you a 404.
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note: Not the worst dev I've interviewed but worst I've worked with.
A guy who worked in my company before me "HARDCODED" the entire calendar for next 10 years starting 2016 in dictionaries and arrays in Python for a project.13 -
Very worst programing language 10
10. No reason to
9. call any
8. Programing language
7. the worst.
6. Cuz
5. they have
4. advantages and
3. uses according to
2. their philosophy.
1. JAVA19 -
Worst meeting?
A tech review where a senior developer presented my code and slightly modified ui as his own.
Only things he changed were the button colors and title of the app. When he switched to the code, my comments were still there.
It was the worst meeting because my boss said, in all seriousness, "It looks great!" 😦6 -
The worst thing about the gender gap in tech is that I can't find someone to borrow a hair tie from.13
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What is the worst production mistake you made?
Mine is restarting one of the main servers (wrong terminal window).31 -
The worst kind of team member is the one that won’t follow and can’t lead. So obviously can’t lead 🙄!
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Today a potential client contacted me after seeing my works and said they were really interested in having me work on their project. Then, they demanded that I scheduled a call with them, using their calendar app. I did, just to them cancel it a few hours later. Without any explanation.
Deal with people is so discouraging sometimes.2 -
Windows 10 is a fucking piece of shit. It's the worst software ever made. It's the worst program ever written in the entire computer history.
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The worst mistake I have ever made was working for UK web design agencies.
No appreciation for their staff and honestly the worst working environment I have ever witnessed.4 -
Being the only tech savvy person in class can be the worst. If someone gets hacked they all blame you...6
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Am I the only one who thinks that using a flashlight for notifications is the worst fucking idea ever?10
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How to make boat loads of money: wirte some janky corporate SaaS platform with the worst UI possible.7
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Stackoverflow is the worst and best at the same time. So many pricks on that website yet it comes handy almost always3
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Java Wicket UI is the worst
Java Wicket UI is the worst
Java Wicket UI is the worst
Java Wicket UI is the worst
Java Wicket UI is the worst
Java Wicket UI is the worst
I typed every line instead of copying & pasting4 -
Worst career choice: Not following computer science because there were few careers for computer techs pre-2000s.
Best career choice: Do a 2 years course in CNC (paid by the government). Also, the worst carer choice because I got my burn out in the first (one of the best in the region) molding company I worked for. -
Being a programmer and had to read scientific papers is the worst. the way they name variables in the pseudocodes making me puke.3
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Downloaded SQL assigment
Scroll fown to find the tables and the data
A table with the worst font to use
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Worst documentation I've dealt with? The non-existent one.
"Is there any documentation for this?" "Nope." "..." -
Worst thing I’ve seen another developer do?
Asking a simple question before trying to google the answer. -
Friend’s code:
var monkey=77;
Go(monkey);
The worst thing in the world is reading someone’s uncommented code ...3 -
Finally getting confident in the worst part of fullstack: frontend
...and getting better at doing devops1 -
Best: completely switching to (void)-Linux and leaving winblows behind me in the dirt.
Worst: everything else1 -
Many articles about the best languages to learn, here's one about the worst
Source: https://uk.dice.com/technews/...
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Project managers suck, they don't know anything about programming and development, at least they should know the basics, it's the worst and most stupid job, and the worst thing is that they make more money than a developer.2
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The worst interview, I'll say the worst questions I ever being asked by stupid interviewer is "Where is your remote server located?", well I said "are your kidding me???" 😂 😂 😂2
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PayPal is the worst! Criminal transfer fees, and "makes the money temporarily unavailable" of its own accord.3
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What's the worst word in the world? "Canceling"... Get your UX act together and hide the process... please1
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The used option isnt preselected.
I declare this the worst flaw of the app.
Literally unusable.
0/10 stars.
Goodbye.
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The worst part about the devRant stressball is that it makes the unlevelness of my desk very clear3
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The worst infinite loop of all.
while(hasPoopOnTP( )){
if(goodEnough( )){
break; //it's never good enough
}
ass.wipe( );
}1 -
Hi everyone here's a question which has caused many arguments in my lurking spots on discord.
What is the worst type of bug? (logic, type, syntax, etc)
//you decide what "worst" means14 -
The worst type of frustration and shock is when your Windows boots up faster than your Linux Distro!11
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Is that time of the year when my company sends us gifts and they end up being the worst chinese products.3
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UK definitely has one of the worst mobile networks ever. Completely useless. 4G constantly gets disconnected everywhere5
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The soundcloud app has probably one of the worst bug I ever encounterd. The slightest disconnect from the internet causes the song to pause!2
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Internal users are the worst. They act like you owe them the world. STFU and read the goddamn documentation.4
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Y'know what's the worst part about all the internet censorship and cyber surveillance? The fact that no one notices it
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Every programmer's worst nightmare is when Stack Overflow says "You are the first one to ask this question".5
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sleeping in.
I love sleep.
but I hate phone calls, though those are inevitable. prob the worst part. -
Uikit is probably the worst CSS framework out there. PHP is the slowest server side ever. My company use both. 😞2
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The worst part of collecting crash reports is that the application crashes the whole system so the report won't be sent. Fml
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The worst thing about Java is, that it created a generation of coders, that think OOP is the opposite of FP.9
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Millions of shattered dreams. Possibly the worst emotional pain.
Haters might love this state of mine.3 -
The worst project you had to work on? Or the worst client? I don't know if it has already been done :x
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The cancellation of The Expanse just feels like the ultimate confirmation that Earthers are the worst. The Belters would never have let that show go.5
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RSA is the best. It's so secure it even keeps me out of my laptop most work days!
</Sarcasm>
Fml how am I supposed to get any work done like this....1 -
The worst realtime coding you'll ever see.."Require efficient.... correction normal shipping/delivery algorithm"
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Seems no matter how much I earn I'm always fucked for money. Guess I'm shit financially, even though I live in the worst area in the worst flat8
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worst documentation.. OpenCV.
About half of the features I've used are not even mentioned in the documentation. The worst part is that at first look the website looks neat and well maintained but in reality it is missing a lot of usefull info. And some of it is plain jibberish.3 -
//Week 33 - Worst Part
$worst = "";
$worst .= "Not knowing the project start date";
$worst .= "Not knowing the deadline";
$worst .= "Not getting the design and sitemap on time";
$worst .= "Teaching juniors developers coding where as they have Degree in Computer Science and me didn't went to college";
$worst .= "After junior developers learn coding, they move to another big company for more pay then me";
//Week 33 - Best Part
$best = "";
$best .= "I learnt a lot last year";
$best .= "I also learnt how to motivate myself for side projects (Not Working)";
$best .= "I learnt how to put myself upto challenge on any development work";
$best .= "I don't have yell at my General Manager or Project Manager because I got devRant now (Fuck Them)"; -
Worst part about being a developer?
Coding the apex-maximum-feelsgood-climax of your code, feeling like a genius and then your mom calls you to dinner and you feel like you've lost trillions of geniusly made ideas that could save the world from aids while eating your pasta.. yeah, that's the worst part. -
Webflow is the worst pieces of shit software I have ever used. Ffs why the fuck people use this crap4
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Best: working with F#, hands down the best development experience ever for me!
Worst: this is a little harder, but I’d give the questionable honor for any experience working with one of our juniors on JS... or just working with SwiftUI - mobile development hasn’t been a good experience for me by any means so far, but working with SwiftUI has been the worst of them.
// EDIT: I just remembered it was this year when I needed to do stuff with Python. EASILY the worst development experience... -
Best experience: Graduated, got a job
Worst experience: The project assigned to me was built on fucking CodeIgniter3 -
It's ridiculous that the server factory default configuration is of worst efficiency while providing zero performance advantages.
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The Redstone bleeding edge builds are probably the worst for designers - Illustrator behaves as if it's high!
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The worst part about programming assignments at my school is formatting the god damn output strings. Fuck2
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okay so I already did one of these but I totally blanked about the actual best worst
Best
Got offer to be CTO of a local charity
Worst
Funding fell through, so it didn't happen -
Best: Built an awesome web app and received much.
Worst: For some reason Christmas brings out the worst in boss. Possibly Krampus in disguise. Will investigate further. -
The worst documentation is always my own. Or when you & some friends are hacking a weekend project together :(
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The worst part of trying to get someone to code is the part where you have to actually explain everything!
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Of course Yahoo have the worst documented API. Half of the responses either don't exist or are wrong.
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SAP SUP server - the worst piece of software i have ever seen. It even tops sharepoint by magnitudes
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Probably one of these:
- electrician (middle or low voltage)
- unfit for employment in germany, which is the worst. -
Joined a new team at work hoping to learn something new. Was told by the team lead that they will be starting development on a new project that I was interested in.
Guess what it was all a fucking lie. I'm assigned a task to create documentation for some legacy java shitcode without any fucking comments.
Fine I get it, they say it's required going down the road of the new project as it will work alongside the old application. But the code is so fucking bad. For starters
-The db host and credentials are hard-coded in a million places
-it stores user credentials in plain text
-its creating files in the fucking filesystem to store things instead of storing it in the db
-each functions ranges from 100 to 8000 lines of code
Who even codes like this 🤯
And I can't fix these issues. All I need to do is document every function and class and package. Fine. Fuck this shit -
What is your worst project you have worked on ?
Ans) my self, I have worked on CMS project called as Ellis pathway, which is my ever worst project I have worked on. It was developed on the language called omnimark, have you by any chance heard about it ?. Moreover it was used to process XML and the worst nightmare would when XML is 500mb and it is not valid after process. I have spent shit lot of hours fixing XML manually.. I literally fucked my self there. Thank God I somehow managed to quit and move on. -
C++ is the worst thing ever happened to the developer community.
Doesn't have a stand of its own. Always changing. -
The worst idea I've ever had:
"I'll implement the Route Inspection algorithm, that'll be fine!"
Why do I do this to myself? :( -
The one meeting that will come next...
That will be by definition the worst and the best...
Because it will be the first one. -
So for the current project, they want to start testing the application from Monday next week and the development part section still has a few bugs that need to be handled. But that isn't the worst part. The worst part I just heard is that the designs themselves haven't even been signed off. How the fuck did we get to the point where the designs haven't been signed off where the development has been going underway for the past 2.5 months? I swear I'm working with the fucking worst project manager!
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In the first place I dont do it that often in private projects because the estimation is always wrong.
At work i just think about best and worst case scenario and the average time it could take. If the the worst case scenario is really time intensive and there are a lot of factors that could go wrong in contrast to the best case, I significantly increase the estimated time for the task. Otherwise its 1/6 best case; 1/6 worst case; 4/6 average time2 -
Baeldung.com has the just worst guide to Java Spring Websockets. They even mix up endpoints and show just the wrong code.2
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