When you have a million things to do but CS memes are life :)

I think server down time is because of rain 🌧

That's how you simplify stuff and everyone will believe it's rocket science.

!!!rant
When after 5 years, u cant fully understand linux and someone wants to learn it in 2 days.

Never gonna happen ..

LalaLan

Stoned..!

At least they aren't running Windows here at the airport

Oh no GPU what have you done!

Customer: I have installed Windows on my computer
Support: Yes, and ?
C: And I have problem now...
S: You already said that.

I wish there was a .gitignore for people

As cold as the water was that night..

Friend: Hey did you saw this neural network which can solve captchas?
Me: No, does that even exist?
Friend: Yes, its awesome, isn't it?
Me: Yeah, awesome...
Inner Me: Now machines are already better at solving captchas than me :/

How will you call your kid?

*has finals to study for*

Me: I could study... Or I could write my website..

*create new project*
'git init'

Ahhh DDoS attacks

Finally found a use for this

Biggest distraction is other non-programming required courses to get your degree

Inventor of BitTorrent

- Knock, knock

- An async function

- Who's there?

This is what our university recommends as reading material for databases. I'm still in denial that this exists.

Nesting hell

Code town....

Amazed my mom actually took time to research some programming languages for my birthday cake 😁

I love Asus Products but who thought it would be a good idea to have the POWER BUTTON right above the DAMN DELETE KEY!?!?!?!!?
I often press the FUCKING POWER BUTTON accidentally... GOD DAMMIT...

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rich Cook

!rant

Seen this one intermittently for the last few years. Always gets a laugh.

Friend: "What is devRant?"
Me: "A place where programmers tell jokes and complain."
Friend: "Why dont you just do that irl?"
Me: "Because we never test in production"

My friend said this,

Roses are red,
The screen turned blue,
I'm not a programmer,
What the fuck do I do.

Girl: What's your idea of the perfect date?

Me: dd/mm/yyyy, others formats are confusing

Me: Wait where are you going