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Favourite Programming Quote - Whats yours?
"A computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things." - Bill Bryson26 -
Stolen from an awesome book but my new favourite line ;)
Someone: “Can you repair my computer， it`s not working anymore?”
Me: “Do you call Leonardo Dicaprio when your Tv is broken?”7 -
She - So. Do you read ?
Me - Yes. Infact a lot. Daily. My life is filled with it.
She - Wow. Nice. So what do you read mostly ? Which one is your favourite
Me - Mostly Documentations. Vuejs documentation is my favourite followed by express and mongodb documentation. And yeah webpack. You should read them too. Then there is a book on ES6, 'Understanding ES6' by Nikolas S Zakas, famous author and programmer. Great stuff44 -
It’s me again. Your favourite pi man! My boss’s design got approved and the packhorse ordered lots of these bad boys. With a master degree, I’m a assembly line worker now 🙄
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Devs who argue that their favourite language is the best and other are not good enough for anything. Different tools for different jobs dammit!4
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Well.. I'm a front end developer and this quote is my favourite.
"A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it's not that good. "4 -
I always look at this app but never post anything because of lack of amazing Dev things happening to me. Still one of my favourite apps.8
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90% of c/c++ "lovers" whose favourite language is c/c++ apparently turns out it is the only language they have ever known.
Mermaid syndrome too strong amongst Indian Devs.13 -
One of my favourite, encryption puzzles is this:
ITuyVT93oUZtLKWyVT5iqPO3nTS0VUEbMKxtp2IyoD==
Answer is plain text string in english. Good luck, post solution in the comments!18 -
When /admin is protected by nothing more then:
var admin = false;
If(!admin){
setTimeout( function(){
window.location.href = "/home"
}, 1000);
}
My favourite to ever stumble on and dred going through hundreds of files to actually fix😣4 -
Ive posted this picture before, but for the wk15 theme, I have to say: my favourite thing on my desk is: my MacBook Pro 😿
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:(){ :|:& };:
Even though bash isn't my favourite language, the fork bomb in this form is simply poetry.7 -
Bob Tabor.
He is one of my favourite tutors. Fell in love with C# after starting with his videos.
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Favourite code editor?
Hands down, it’s actually Vim.
It’s mostly because I haven’t been able to exit it though. Actually it’s the only reason. I’m stuck. Someone please send help.12 -
Today in school...
X: My favourite language is python.
Y: Dumb? Java is the best!!
Z: I loce C#, it's easy!
Whats wrong in this dialog? Z said C++++ instead of C# ......7 -
My computing teacher says that html is his favourite programming language to teach.
He calls JavaScript Java
Needless to say he's not very good at teaching us html and js.
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I made a fan page for my favourite League of Legends Champion: Camille. Also, a kind of newsletter because I have no life.
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My favourite devTool is VS Code, especially since the last update. But considering that versioning should be more important than a specific IDE, Gitlab is THE tool. I couldn't live without it. <3
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Introduced my friend to VSCode. He was skeptical about switching from Sublime to Code but he decided to try it out anyway.
Guess what's his favourite editor now 😂7 -
I've always had a fetish for progress bars.
My favourite one? The green glowing one from Windows Vista.17 -
My new favourite response to a bug ticket:
"But do you not remember we tested the implementation and it worked?"
... yes ... then it broke under other circumstances.
... must be terrorists or something2 -
devRant Q&A: What is the biggest lie in technology?
My favourite is: OVER 3 BILLION DEVICES RUN JAVA9 -
What is your favourite thing about programming?
Mine is that there is always something new to learn11 -
I'm going to be all tech-snobby and share one of my favourite tweets.
I hate it when I see people doing this!!
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It's finally happened. I've let me favourite Spotify playlist grow to 140 songs. Far too big now. Stressful :|
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Ah yes, my favourite statement a client can say to me.
"I know a guy that will do it for $100 less"5 -
Pokemon exception handling is now my favourite antipattern. I can't believe I've never heard of it until today. I laughed way to hard in that lecture.5
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Your favourite coffee type.
I think it would be a nice theme to discuss.
Because it is our energy source. :p20 -
Favourite programmer : Ada Lovelace ✌🏼
First lady programmer in the 1840s to write a machine algorithm.
CRAZZYYYYY !
Have been a fan of her since I first heard about her.4 -
Today's the day! We're having a "Christmas lecture" with one of my favourite professors, I'm excited!
And afterwards: Punsch 🍹
My prof is so cool he has his own meme:
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It has been a rough day dealing with third party vendors, who only have a few IQ points to share among the company. Nothing better to cheer me up than listening to my favourite Christmas song
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Lord of the rings is my all time favourite movie and Samwise is my favourite character.
This quote keeps me going. Small act of kindness inspire me. They push me to be a better human being.
I cannot change the world, but I can do my small bit to make this world a better place.
Because there is some good in this world and it's fucking worth fighting for.
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Just found this website and thought I'd share it with my favourite community 😊
http://thoughtsoncoding.com5 -
Went to IIT Bombay techfest. This is my favourite product. It's built to deliver you beer while you are enjoying in pool.
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Tom Gauld, master of literature- and science-related jokes, and one of my favourite cartoonists, just posted this.
Source: http://myjetpack.tumblr.com/post/...
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what is your favourite quote for programming?
This is mine :Truth can only be found in one place: the code.4 -
One of my favourite things in JS is the absolutely cursed shit that it lets me do.
Did you know that you can return anonymous classes from functions?
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Music genre of choice while coding? Mine is soundtracks from my favourite video games. Anyone else like me?13
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What's your favourite IDE? 😁
I'm currently working with Emacs and it's great! (But Sublime Text is still beautiful)20 -
elementary OS, hands down, is my favourite. They eat for breakfast the people who think Windows is easy and macOS is pretty. Fucking cannibals.3
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'Someone mentioned you in a comment' notification on devRant.
Can't resist checking it.
So what is everyone's favourite notification on here?12 -
Sublime Text - absolute favourite! Tried many editors but nothing is faster than Sublime on a 4 gigs machine .. and also the packages.
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Excuse me Ubuntu.. what the fuck is your problem??? (Here I am waiting for fan boys standing for their favourite OS btw)
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Well, not necessary my favourite but the first one I learned.
I think the weird syntax and semantics combined with the ridiculous average length of variable names is a major flaw in this one.4 -
This is my favourite place to code
Great vibe
plenty of light and most important thing
i can through myself from the window if i get frustrated
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Which one's your favourite IDE 😋?
Intellj vs Eclipse vs Netbeans vs Xcode vs other?😏
Mine is Intellij.25 -
My favourite part of every support email chain about a piece of "missing functionality":
"Theoretically since <other software> allows you to <some stupid functionality>, then <your software> should do it too"1 -
Ah yes, my Bluetooth speakers playing my favourite song.
The lyrics to which start with - "Battery Low. Please plug the charger in".4 -
That feeling when your favourite function in the code is updated by another dev, only to make it look worse by adding tons of arguments ( T_T)2
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Okay but consider this: hackerrank (or any other coding game), but you can use your favourite IDE.1
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The most annoying thing about having a favourite language and being fast/ experienced in using it is, that you need to bring up a lot of power to leave it behind for something else. :/1
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Go to GitHub. Check trending repos or your favourite repos and go through others code.
For me it's worked most of the times. 🙌 -
What is your favourite dev-tool, you can't live without?
For me it's Git. Rescued my life for several times... 😅13 -
Normal gf after breakup- He didn't do it in my favourite position.
Dev gf after breakup- He used tabs.11 -
Maslow's hammer is my new favourite quote.
Ad-libbing - when one only knows how to use a hammer, a lot of his problems start to look like Nails.
This is so true2 -
So it's a sad day that I say goodbye to my moto 360 gen 2, purchased a ticwatch C2 and here's hoping the OLED screen and NFC capabilities are worth giving up my favourite watch...
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@dfox if you guys aren't ready to take donations for the site, do you have a favourite charity (international preferably) we could donate to as a token of appreciation?1
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I had a CS teacher in college who was constantly learning and testing himself in order to catch up. He was also my favourite teacher ever. Coincidence? I think not.
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Gophers unite! Share your favourite gopher! Mine is this epic pirate :)
FYI: The Go gopher is Go(lang)'s mascotte.
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New favourite quote...
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
Joseph Campbell -
- Favourite pastime while waiting for your code to compile
- Most heroic/ingenuous bug fix
- Hardest to track down bug
- Worst legacy code you wrote and left behind leaving a job
- Weirdest project
- Last side project you actually finished
- Explain your job like I'm five/the way you do it for non-tech people
- That time your past self (almost) got you in trouble
- Software pet peeves
- Story about how you freaked someone out
- Feature that most certainly was a bug once
- Post something for your favourite previous weekly tag! -
@Wisecrack
Hey where is my favourite crazy mathematician nowadays?!? 😀
I miss your posts, so i demand my portions of Wisecrack, like a proper junkie! 😀
Hope You are ok, and everything is fine15 -
Since there's a lot of hatred for certain programs here, what's your favourite program/software?
Can be a web app/desktop app/smart phone app etc.
Choose only one. No excuses!21 -
You have your favourite dev stickers on your first laptop and now you get another laptop, fucking can't reuse it!! Gonna miss it !
Any website to get stickers in India?3 -
Hey dudes, who s in love with Soma.fm?
My favourite stream from famous DefCon chill zone:
http://somafm.com/player/...
Warning: Uncle Bob's speeches may appear in streaming time and hurt your feelings2 -
Tip: If you procrastinate too much on youtube the css selector to hide (using your favourite browser add-on) is #related
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My favourite open source project has got be this: https://github.com/kelseyhightower/...
Just amazing work by Kelsey Hightower.
The code structuring is fabulous!!
🤣🤣🤣1 -
It's decided. Going to learn libgdx so that I can use scala (my favourite language) for game Dev (my favourite type of personal coding project)!
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Anyone else get called cute nicknames working in IT?
My favourite is one of the VPs at my company calls me a warlock, because I can read code that he calls "archaic scribble"5 -
fuck!
When your hard drive crashes, and the most annoying thing you forgot to save is the color/syntax theme on your favourite editor.
(I'm canadian... favourite, not favorite, shutup red squiggly)
fuck!
45 minutes scrolling between color schemes in sublme.. none of them seem right.
Maybe it's monokai? I think...
or was it oceanic
FUCk!
oh well at least it looks like I'm working.1 -
What's the favourite song of a front-end developer?
...I'm in love with the shape of you. UI UI UI UI.3 -
PEZ is the best thing in the world ever
PEZ is the best
PEZ is my favourite
PEZ is even better than thick thighs
they save lives, they will be my demise
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Grandmas Boy! An epic gamer movie. A must watch comedy.
Have you seen it?
What is your favourite scene?
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Which is the secret rule that you've learned in your (dev) life?
My favourite one is "it works? Don't touch it."5 -
My favourite time of the year, the clocks have changed and fucked every one of our legacy systems up1
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"rose" of alphonse mucha is my favourite desktop item for the time. she watches over me as i code at home.
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What was your favourite past game?
Used to love getting PC games in huge boxes.
My game has to be 7th Guest...
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Amazon may now be my favourite internet company out there with what they've done in the first 8 minutes of The Grand Tour
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Favourite programming webcomics, anyone?
Big fan of MollyBeans, Cube Drone, and Don't Hit Save over here :)1 -
It might seem simple but my coffee grinder is my favourite thing. each morning I grind up a fresh batch to brew. without this the days would be dark indeed.
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Let's get a thread going..
>Age
>Job
>Country
>Favourite language
I'll start off..
>English teacher (might start my CS degree soon)
>Malaysia (Russian by birth)
>JS & Python
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What's your favourite Radio station you listen to while coding?
I listen to my local radio station BBC Radio Newcastle 📻🎶
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Only if javascript could have milkshakes, which would be it's favourite?
-Yes, you are right!!
If you couldn't get it, why are you even here?2 -
My favourite Visual Studio feature is that if you try to scroll while selecting with the left mouse button, it just kind of spazzes up and down annoyingly.1
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Might as well start off with the weekly event!
My favourite famous programmer I reckon is Sir Tim Berners-Lee, because without the work of him and his colleagues at CERN, we'd probably be struggling to talk about our favourite programmers with other people around the world - we might even still be dialing into Minitel and BBSes -
Rebuilding a whole disintegrating legacy plain-PHP project from zero in my favourite framework alone with data importers and stuff in 6 weeks.
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Not really a rant but out if curiosity, what is your favourite text editor for web (so from HTML to JS to anything web) development and why?18
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CSS4 seems to add some cool features. But my favourite will be the new color declaration. What is yours?3
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Hobby coders, what’s your favourite vintage platform to develop on? I recently started dipping my toes into vic20 and Commodore 64.
Feelin like a time traveller 🛸3 -
Damn I hate ads. Ads everywhere, watching your favourite sports ads interrupts , visiting a website ads. In sites they pop up too much until it becomes personal4
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My favourite part is the community. From places like devRant to people commenting on GitHub projects and pitching in where they want to. It's like a family, somewhat.2
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What's your favourite under appreciated programming language?
By that, I mean a programming language that isn't widely used but deserves more recognition?
I'll leave the exact definitions for you 🙂12 -
Learning how to make browser plugins by shamelessly ripping off my favourite dumb Reddit Enhancement Suite feature. DevRant Nicknames, coming Soon™️.
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To date, this is my favourite collection of funny development situations/descriptions https://buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/...
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Ah, I'm spending my weekend right, sitting and considering different database structures for a hobby project. My favourite kind of relaxation!2
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I love commitstrip comic. There are others like Dilbert, devhumor, turnoff etc. Some are not continued now like Programmers life, which was also good. Which are your favourite comics related to dev?4
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I need more band tshirts.
It's a shame that I don't already have enough.
Share your favourite tshirts/piece of clothing.
Bonus if they are of a rock/metal band's tshirt.9 -
My new favourite is
user.leaveFloater()
Got me out of a jam this morning. For more context see: https://www.devrant.io/rants/220317 -
What’s your favourite coding joke?
Mine is:
Why do programmers use dark mode?
Because light attracts the bugs!14 -
IntelliJ refactoring tools because......because.
Least favourite dev tool: Xcode refactoring tools because they still dont support Apples own language. -
"Front end developers" who don't understand the cascade are my favourite thing. Just use BEM dude, you don't need some fucking scoped components with dynamically evaluated CSS-in-JS.6
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My favourite browser has gone shite. Safari don't take the place left over by IE. Vivaldi is not stable enough yet. Firefox is way too slow. Chrome, well that's Google.2
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Why did I wait so long before ever using Xfce?! By far my favourite desktop environment so far, I love all the customization!1
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Imagine getting a 182 day chat ban on your favourite bhop server because you used the f-word too many times while telling extremely personal stories to people that where nice enough to listen9
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My Favourite song to listen to when I am programming #中國
What's yours' ?
https://youtube.com/watch/...5 -
"Okay I'll try Centos 7 on my personal server (kinda old hardware).. Wired network does not work with my eth card? Centos 6 it is then.. " what is your favourite Linux server os?2
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Did u know that its true?
Here is my favourite quote:
Don't worry about what anybody else is going to do. The best way to predict the future is to invent it. - Alan Kay -
favourite a rant so i can find it on desktop and share it via another desktop platform
desktop doesn't have favourite option nor access to it ...1 -
"wow, this headless looks pretty cool"
5 minutes of reading further:
"The codebase is written primarily in PHP"
Ah, yes.
So, what is you r favourite headless CMS out there?2 -
Which is your favourite compiling CSS language for development ?
• none (CSS)
• SCSS
• SASS
• LESS
• ???
My is SCSS.13 -
The Love2D documentation is so lovely to read, this has been my favourite experience learning a language.1
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What's your favourite Git client and why? Mine is a combination of git and tig in the command line.7
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Ideas for future weekly questions:
What's your favourite dev tech?
What's your favourite non-dev tech?
What do you think about privacy regulations in your country?
Story about maintaining / working with /refactoring legacy code.
Also, if you get in inspired by a questions suggested by someone, make sure to give credit where due! It would be awesome to see who's question we're answering. -
Well this changes with time and types of projects but for now my favourite is atom especially with Babel for writing JSX for React
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Happy Monday! (Not)
I have experience with Angular. I think it's nifty.
Angular || React || Ember || Kendo?
Edit: what is your favourite, and why?2 -
Anyone else have a favourite word?
Mine is poes. Afrikaans and translates to pussy but is considered as rude as cunt and used more or less the same as twat12 -
When you favourite a rant, where does it go?
I've searched the whole app to find my favorites but i couldn't.5 -
What's your favourite WYSIWYG editor?
I'm currently looking around internet for something simple and light weight.
Basically all I need are bold, italic, list, quote and image upload.12 -
favourite/recommended database IDEs/tools? I'm looking to put more time into a hobby project using mysqlite. I only got datagrip, mysql workbench and DB Browser for SQLite on my list so far3
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Do you use i3 (dynamic tiling windows manager) on your *nix system?
What are your favourite tips/hacks for optimisation?8 -
Share with us your favourite tech podcast, mine are :
Software Engineering Daily
Soft Skills Engineering3 -
Hey there! I was hoping you guys could tell me some cool and free ssh clients for windows :)
I am currently using putty.
What are your favourite ssh clients? :)9 -
What is your favourite languages?
<Java>
<Computer science (C++)
<Computer science (Python)>
<#C>
<HTML>20 -
I want justice served for "Bye World"
Always he was discriminated by everyone's favourite"Hello World"..
. If you wellcome guest then you have to depart them too..
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Java and scala development:Intellij+gradle
Git: Gitlab + gitkracken
APIs: postman, insomnia
Scripted languages (most favourite to least ): Brackets(#1), Sublime, vscode, Atom
Others: Docker + Portainer, Visual studio (when playing with C#), geany for light works -
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How do you find a list of your favourited rants on the Android app? I can't for the life of me find it.1 -
Reminiscing about my old name generator...
-Shart’Cannon, Village of Linlar’marlu-
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I think my favourite one is Notepad++ I like things raw and out of distractions... Maybe because I write a lot of LaTeX and it feels like heaven...
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! Rant
In the spirit of the latest dirty cow Linux cve lets hear dev rants favourite dirty Linux command
$ man touch -
No real favourite method, however that being said the most useful little bugger in PHP when having to deal with badly documented libraries had to be 'get_class_methods( ___ )'
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Hm..favourite function.. Just before my apprenticeship as I used php more often, var_dump() was propably my favourite because it saved hours of my life :P2
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What is your favourite track that helps you get in the zone for marathon coding sessions? Mine is Megadeth's She-Wolf on repeat.5
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Which is your favourite open source library?
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