The day my mentor and Agile coach passed away.

First payment i received for doing someone else's homework. I was staying at a dorm and said to roommates "pizzas! Im buying"

Love late night working like this 😍

I'd become a gardner:
Different sandbox but still fighting bugs.

A.I steals my job; introduce devRant to A.I; A.I gets too busy ranting about all the stupid shit humans have messed up; Get my job back.

<~<

A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do..

Now where did I put that old web cam...

Well...

DevRant

Slow Internet connection and people who don't follow the Headphones Rules

Who else rants to recruiters? At 7am?

I had a nightmare that I was running "sudo rm -rf /" on my computers for no reason.

True story.

I woke up yelling.

That frustration when you find the exact issue on Stack overflow unanswered.

Gavin: "Christina, so how bad is this? Be honest. Is this windows Vista bad? It is not iPhone 4 bad, is it? Fuck, don't tell me this is Zune bad."

Christina: "Sorry Gavin. It is Apple Maps bad."

How freelancing negotiations work...

Noise and people who just don't understand headphones = STFU 😒

Dev Rant should add a Linux filter, I don't need to be told using windows is wrong constantly

Silicon Valley needs more episodes!
10 per season does not feed my hunger =(

When you ask your ICT teacher a programming question and he tells you to google it.

Rofl😂😂😂

System.io.weed

I am at a loss for words. This JavaScript powers the login of a company's intranet

"Are you familiar with uploading your code to Google Drive?"

I left the building at that exact moment.

My Friend: Dude our Linux Server is not working anymore!

Me: What? What did you do?

My friend: Nothing I swear!

Me: But you were last on it?

My friend: Yes. I just wanted to run a bash file and needed to give it permissions.

Me : WHAT DID YOU ENTER???!

My Friend: Chill man, just this command I found on the internet
chmod -R 600 /
chown -R root:root /

Me: WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN ROOT AND GOD DAMMIT WHY ARE YOU EVEN USING SOME RANDOM COMMAND FROM THE INTERNET. YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD NOT DO THIS OR JUST ASK!

My friend: Ok I did something wrong, how can I fix it?

Me: Did you make a backup or rsync of the server?

My friend: No. I just wanted to run this file.

Me: You holocausted the server. FUCK MY LIFE

Looking at my code for 10 minutes. The switch case is always going to default. Almost about to break my head.

I FORGOT TO PUT FUCKING BREAK AFTER EACH CASE. WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY

Girls are like functions. Always up for an argument

Productivity is at an all time low because last night just before sleeping I fought with my girlfriend for sharing a click bait link on her Facebook.

The opposite job..

My friend said this,

Roses are red,
The screen turned blue,
I'm not a programmer,
What the fuck do I do.

Who has been in these meetings?

Please comment 😁

I hate when I go on stack overflow to find an answer, and all the comments for the correct answer say, "awesome thanks!", "Works perfectly now, thanks!". While I sit staring at my screen feeling like a complete idiot because I don't understand the given answer at all!