But it runs :D

I hate testers when they do this 🤬😡😠

Nailed it!

Started a new job.....

Requirements:
html
css.
jquery
bootstrap

First day:
BAM you have to work on angular🤦‍♂️

Android Studio got you! 😂🔥

Who cares, it works. Praise the lord! 😂

Please make the UI intuitive, OK? Sure thing, boss

Everytime!

How many commits do u guys do on a daily basis

I was writing tests at work and rather enjoying myself.

Boss insisted we all go home early because "holiday halfsies," so I semi-unhappily pack up and go home. At home, I write tests for a personal project instead.

Dev life.

When all your test case passes.

Haters: "All your source code are paid actors"

Ok bye....

😭😭😭😭😭😭

So they told me I'm getting paid based on LoC count I committed

When you merge your own pull request....

I just got asked by a colleague why do I use different levels of a logger. He said he's been writing code for 10+ years and never needed anything other than Logger.debug() 🤦‍♂️

Where the fuck these guys get their degrees? 😒

Have a deadline coming up but spent time making this meme. No ragrets

Me: Buy a cover for my phone online.
Google: Let's bomb him with ads about phone covers for 2+ months..

Great

You want the truth...?
I just love being part of the dev memes :P
Thats it!

Can programmers meditate without thinking about there bugs?

Shared screen with a client over Skype. Showed them in Postman that their API wasn't working as expected. It was expecting a json. Instead it was giving error code 400 instead of 200.
Message :
"Error: No error. All OK"

I'll never forget the words of the client:

"Don't use all this fancy software, you don't know how to call APIs, open Internet Explorer or chrome and paste it in the bar. You'll see All OK, means all is okay."

*insert you dense mf meme here*

found this in our codebase today

try {
//do something
} catch () {
try {
//do something else
} catch () {
try {
//do something else else... this goes on 4-5 levels deep
} catch () {
//log... couldn't do
}
}
}

1) bugfixing
2) bugfixing
3) bugfixing

No, seriously, I love finding & fixing bugs.. it never gets old..frustrating at times yes, but it is never boring..

Everyone but me in my team touches the screen. Everyone except for my one co-worker G, she mashes it like the screen is at fault for the code being bad.

When you want your users to pay attention to your error but it's not really that big of a deal

Functions should not be 374 lines.

Google you are Awesome!
Pin scores without installing any app..

For all the lazy programmers...

Ok bye...

My six word horror story.

We switched from aws to azure