It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..

I was told during my initial interview that the book "Clean Code" is their Bible here.

And it's true. It's lying, unread in drawers and shelves all over the office.

I fucking hate this about myself in the weekends.

I promise myself to get up early enough and do loads of programming and I end up sleeping in and not being productive all day.

And then at the end of the day I feel guilty.

I hate that.

Accurate 😂

Beware of the new ATM phishing attack.

When she's into IT

90s - We will use AI to cure cancer in the future..
2017 -

Sometimes you run your code,
it doesn't work, so you run it again,
it works

Sometimes you open your fridge,
no food inside, so you close and open it again,
still no food inside

I trust machines more than humans.

Except when I'm hitting that Ctrl+S. Gotta hit it at least like 4 times before I can start believing :-P

Lets all help them share their startup

1. Have idea
2. Write down features that thing should have
3. Make a wireframe design
4. Write down possible names for it
5. Open GitHub-Repo
6. Never start coding it
7. Cry

When u break up with ur girl n she ok with it

I somehow want to make an ai that analyses porn videos and learns to distinguish the parts when he cums on her face. I would call it facial recognition.

Sorry.

Why did the integer drown?

Because it wouldn't float.

Someone on the IP 127.0.0.1 has been creating a lot of bugs in my code, please beware of you notice any connections from that address.

C# Programmer 😂😂😂

I am a sandwich.

After finishing up 70% of a feature,
Brain: "there's a better way to do it"
Me: "ok ill just change a bit of code here and there.."
-- 2 hours later --
swimming in spaghetti code..

We've worked way to hard on devRantron lol.

🎉 1k commits!

Prof: What country's next to the USA?

Me: USB

Quality code I made, as always

My code just returned "ERROR: 200 OK"

It's only 3pm

Guide to Software Design...

Sometimes, LinkedIn does work for you I guess!

We are in 2017! :)

Prof: Okay guys, i need a flash drive to put a copy of your next project.

Me: *pulls out a flash drive and sho-..*

Prof: except you, I dont trust you.

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Frontend Validations

Finding a girlfriend

My social life