An app to find port-a-potties (or port-a-potty’s?) near you... more of a joke tbh but I did consider it for a second.

Happy engineers day friends

Do ++ all engineers.

You became the very thing you swore to destroy!

No, thank you.😆

Stolen from reddit for juicy ++ votes.

//TODO: Add Camera

Well..hehe..

Did not know this existed 😂

Fiction vs Reality

Simple flowchart XD

Sooo my friend asked my to become more active on steam and i did something about it! I'm going to be become the most activities steam user!

2018 100% working method to Hak any WiFi 🙃

Happened a while ago but I still find it funny.

*phone rings*
Me: good morning sir, how can I help you?
Client: MY WEBSITE IS OFFLINE, FIX IT RIGHT NOW.
M: I'm going to take a look, what's the domain?
C: *gives domain*
M: I see, that domain expired already, it was cancelled through our customer portal by the client, you maybe or someone you know?
C: WHAT?! MY INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS DEPENDS ON THAT DOMAIN, I'D NEVER CANCEL IT, THIS IS BULLSHIT! I'F THE SITE GOES OFFLINE FOR A MONTH I'LL FUCKING GO BANKRUPT, YOU'RE GOING TO FIX THIS RIGHT NOW.
M: if I may ask, how is your business doing right now?
C: HOW IS THAT QUESTION RELEVANT RIGHT NOW?!
M: well, you said that if the site would go offline for a month, you'd go bankrupt. The domain registration ended about half a year ago so that's why I aske......

*beeeeep beeeeep beeeeep*

Well, okay then.

My bash aliases explains how lazy I am.

Go big or go home.

The illusive software engineer

My company just made a nice design on the first door you see after entering the building.

Im so happy they started counting dev rooms from 0

Eternal confusion.

This is my motivation.

If you hold a UNIX shell to your ear, you can hear the C.

Oh shit

🤣🤣🤣 I wonder if it worked 😶

Ranters this week

2011: 3 billion devices run Java
2018: 3 billion devices run Java

"I was wondering why Monitors sleep and Keyboards don't.

Then it occurred to me that Keyboards have two SHIFTS. 😆😆" -some guy

Google assistant.

Git for pros only...
Credits: javascript.js

The world is about to end

Never leave your login on a postit

Does anyone else lose respect for IT or programming companies that use OTHER companies to make their websites?

You mean to tell me, you want me to hire you to make a website, when you can't even make your own? Not happening.