😂😂😂😂😂

Most helpful error log ever...

!rant I read some documentation about Amazon, "save all the data in my butt".
- me laughing
* I installed the extension that replaces all the instances of" the cloud " by "my butt". I'm easily entertained ;p

For windows people

That moment when you realize that you are workaholic, make final push to your personal project, hide computer away, and gaze out of the window, realizing that you are nothing without computer.

Dealing with a client that won't pay:

Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until the site completely fades away...

When my colleague asks for help when debugging, I like to start of with setting a few breakpoints.

Code as a first year student..

Just the right size.

Harry Potter and Python (?)

42

When your code compiles without errors

Don't mess with Linus...

npm WARN deprecated

The 3 words I ignore most in my life.

I give you the evolution of every language and web technology standard

Writing some code on a flight

"ARE YOU HACKING?!?!"
"Ugh... Well yeah but not in the way you're thinking"
"Omg I'm getting a flight attendant"

Needless to say I'm still en route because the flight attendant realized that I'm not Mr Robot, nor do I have ZeroCool scribbled on my laptop anywhere.

👻👻👻👻👻🔞

Jaja so true

How it feels holding the power button when the pc freezes

"We need your data to improve our services" they said. "It will be anonymous" they said.

coz we have a troubleshooting class this semester...

Not a rant but gave me a good laugh

502 Bad Gateway

My 9 year old son checks out the source code of every website he visits. If he finds something he doesn't understand, he bounces it off me. I love the snot outta that kid ❤️❤️❤️.

During some late coding I started wondering why on earth someone beamed a headlight through my window, until I realized it was the sun...

I got a lot of stuff done though
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I laughed at this so hard

Sad but true

Programming is also a 9 to 5 job... 21:00-5:00

A few years ago I was in high school and used to have a small reputation of hacking things. I could hack, just would never hack any school networks or systems (reputation + notice that there was a breach is a bad combo since everyone would immediately suspect you).

Anyways one day the networks internet connection went down in the school district and I was the only one who used a laptop to take notes. So I quickly opened the terminal and ran Wireshark and said to the person to my right "see that button there? yeah I programmed this last night. anytime I press it I can shut down the network so the teacher can't reach her files (she famously only saved them online). *Long dramatic press* Wireshark started scanning the network so all the numbers and lines were going crazy as it viewed the packet info "Now just wait", soon the whole class knew what I had done through whispers and lo and behold a few minutes later and the teacher couldn't reach her files.

Everyone loved me for the rest of the year for saving them from the homework for the week the wifi network was out since it also ended up having to cancel two tests in the class, and a lot more homework and tests in all their other classes. Solidified my reputation and no one fucked with me from that day on.

Funny how the number of screws I end up with after assembling my computer never matches the number I started with.