XML sucks. Why can't we just use JSON everywhere?

SAVAGE 😂😂😂

How to decrease productivity of half of the globe in just 3 words:
Stackoverflow is offline

Who will try it? :-D

Overheard my boss speaking at the pantry.
He tells the sales to promote to potential buyers that our product will only take 2 days to setup but actually the dev team has been alloted 2 weeks.

How the in fuck could we deliver 2 weeks worth of effort in 2 days!? WTF boss. Fuck you, and your double chin. I am tired of your shit.

Clients be like...

When you forget to exit a loop

It was fun to watch my entire high school (~1200 people) freak out when I ran "net send * Big brother is watching you..." on what I found to be an insecure computer in my high school's library. Every single computer in the building displayed the pop up message. The town's IT director even showed up to figure out what happened.

I was caught, but they were more happy it wasn't a hacker, and that I discovered that the IT firm the town hired totally botched properly implementing network security, so I was let off the hook.

I know someone from Uni who used a green text on red background IDE to make sure the colourblind person sat next to him couldn't copy his code...

When you have a problem, google it and the stackoverfl0w link is purple...

Most of semi active Github projects be like...

Yesterday, I had a meeting to prepare today's meeting, which goal is to prepare tomorrow's meeting... 😣

We support IE6

Hardcode that admin password

*yesterday*
Client: "Perfect! How did you do this so quickly?"
Me: "I used a library"
*today*
Me: "I'm still debugging. It will take some time"
Client: "Well, it has already taken too long...I can hear Mozart in the background. Maybe you need to go to a library to get some quiet and get it done fast. Visit the one you used yesterday."
Me: "Library?...Ah, I meant plugin...like, code...a library is a bunch of packaged code"

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

Front-end developer's to-do list :
☑ Climb Everest
☑ Learn how to speak mandarin
☑ Become god
◻ Vertically center something in CSS

My semicolon key is broken.

I usually prefer the single slit design for pen testing personally

sudo rm -rf /*

Nothing makes me realize what a crap programmer I am like reading a good programmer’s code

Woke up this morning to a fucking giant snowstorm and my first reaction was 'fml' , poured some coffee , lit a smoke and started checking my work mail 'Issue xxxx response : Not solvable '...what the...I go through the files on my phone , look at what that issue was : lack of proper validation , filtering and encoding of input thus enabling xss . Not solvable my ass ...simply adding literally 3 more characters to that fucking retarded filter would stop all the bypasses . This issue is a showstopper for their project and that is what they answer ?
Sorry to indians out here but some of your colleagues are as stupid and unimaginative as they can possibly ever come .

Anyone else here love and watch Rick and Morty?

He has been teaching me how to pirate movies.

Just Triggering your nostalgia

the truth about wifi

Windows Logic

When you're a sql request that has done it's job

Debugging is like being a detective trying to solve a case where you're also the murderer.