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Xcode, Swift, Java, C#, C++ Python, HTML, CSS, JavaScript
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Detroit

Joined devRant on 6/23/2016

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SON OF A BITCH

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Why the fuck do some people need to talk so much while working?
Let me code in peace, damnit. 😒

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> finds awesome software
> finishes trial period
> looks at pricing
> looks at bank account
> cries in a corner

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Startups are like JS frameworks.

The more you encounter, the more you realize how useless 90% of them are.

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Made me laugh so hard thinking about how often a semi-colon has been my source of depression & self injury

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alias "git commit"="git reset --hard HEAD"

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When you have a super annoying problem that Google has been unable to help with... But you stumble upon a link with the exact title matching your issue... And clicking on it gives you a 404.

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amirite?

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I'm creating a website and I'm thinking: Wow, I use html, css, javacript and python, I'm awesome! Then I see what other people know: shit, I'm not awesome...
Programmer: the more you know, the more modest you become...

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Got some feedback for an app today via email...
"You are a fucking idiot! Stupid piece of shit!" Well, I guess one user didn't like it then... Rude fucking wankhat!

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Sigh chatbots

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If you put a million monkeys on a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.

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HAHAHA.

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How startups work explained in js code

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OMG!!! Google has stopped support for Internet Explorer...

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Hats off to the spirit of this guy 🙌

Never lose hope

K-keep coding ☺️

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I saw a self called "senior developer" store a boolean as a "t" or "f" in a character varying with a max of one character in our postgres database. wtf

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is this only happening for independent developers?

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You doin alright there Watson?

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If I was gifted a coin every time I named a file final I would be rich right now

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q: What programming language is your speciality?
a: I'm a senior WordPress developer

ummm ok.

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girl: Why is your laptop heavier than mine?
me: I have more files than yours
girl: oh! it's true, you and movies eh.
me: laughing inside... hehehe

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C++ - a scripting thing :|

Facepalm level : over 9000

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FUCKING CSS!

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😬😬😬😬

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This is way too true.

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When I first heard about devRant.

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left one is me, right one is my friend when we talked about password security

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Chrome sumps up #brexit nicely 🙌🏼

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I am 52. I think I am the oldest ranter. This deserves a sticker no doubt!

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