Explaining difficult things in a way that they are understandable by non-expert audiences.

This helps a lot to focus on simplicity when programming. And simple means it'll get understood by your peer programmers, it is simpler to test and it will be easier to maintain, and so on...

A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.

Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?

Source: Twitter @cryptomanran

Oh sh*t

When you debugging like no other.

My computer science teacher won't stop developing on the production server 😭 he switches the branch on the production machine to dev all the time and merges broken code into master. Kill me

I've tried to double tap a Stack Overflow post...

I asked my programmer buddy if her baby was a boy or a girl. She said "yes".

"Whenever I see a door that says push I pull first to prevent conflicts"

Can anyone else here do tomorrows tickets in your head in its entirety while you are showering?

All I have left to do tomorrow is right the code.

Learn git before anything else...

Git...

Git...

Stay away from 'master'. OK?

Rule 1) Always use version control.

Rule 2) Never don't use version control.

Really, every project starts the same - exactly the same:

git init

Fun drinking game.

1. Phone Indian "Tech Support"
2. Drink every time they "E for echo" or some variant of that.
3. Finally tell them your using Linux.
4. Hang up.
5 Rinse and repeat.

I pray that no one ever has to look at the commit message on my solo projects.

Following a stressed programmer is gold

Life is like git...
Think before you commit

:)) finally a good answer

[Reception] : "Good evening, how may I assit you?"

[Guest] : "Hi... Yes, I can't seem to find my room."

[Reception] : "What room number do you have?"

[Guest] : "I'm in room 404..."

*Awkward silents*

[Reception] : "How did you access the room phone?"

*Hangs up*

Yes, of course! How did I ever expect this to work? I was really stupid not to see this. THIS was the logic error! Of course this couldn't possibly have worked. This will surely fix it.
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*Still not working*

When your shower has more GitHub commits than you

Team Lead just filed a bug saying there was no errors on the server over the weekend. O.o

Ok interns , enough with this sh!t.

!rant

Apparently keeping a copy of the malware that infected your server is the equivalent of an evil scientist keeping the experimental creature he was supposed to kill.

I'm an evil scientist, and my response of "it's just misunderdtood" didn't help.

When the Dev gets too real.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.

What's occurring? Asked my friend.
A reoccurring decimal! I said.
*Awkward silence for the next hour*

It's almost like seeing myself :O

Don't know if this has been post yet before but ohhh well

Have any of you guys picked up Google Ultron yet?