mr robot episode 08 is some sort of crazy shit

GOT THE JOB

Just saw a variable in C named like this:

long time_ago; //in a galaxy far away

I laughed no stop.

Reason to break up?

No Doubt!!!

Reading your code from years back is one of the most painful experiences a developer has to go through.

Me: *Playing around with bash on Windows*

Friend: Can you hack my Facebook account?

Me: I already did...

*moments of awkward silence*

When your reworking a bot because they've realised your scraping their site and you spot this; GAME ON MF'ers

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think: "I know, I'll use multithreading".

Nowthhw tpe yawre o oblems.

WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

flailing startup layed off my entire team without warning...

...and no one asked us how our custom tools work or how we performed our business-critical tasks. #goodLuck

Hahaha

Lesson of the day: Never ever force push to fucking master.

Just did my first pull request for an open source project ever. And it actually increased test coverage for the whole project 😂

"Can you hack my Clash of Clans to get me free stuff?"

Rude Bystander: "Oh, you're a computer science major? So can you flaunt your looks to get the guys to hack stuff for you?"

My coworker literally thinks that handheld barcode scanners scan the barcodes like a photo scanner and uploads them to a server to compare the image with an existing one in the database.

we were learning algorithm in college.
teacher: this is that and that is this, now when writing program we are not going to declare variables like a,b,c
me: omg, finally a teacher with same wavelength
teacher: we are grown ups, we will declare them as x,y,z
me: controlling my laughter with all the strength i had
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Respect ...

"Why are there so many programming languages? Why don't you guys all just program in binary?" A friend of mine some of you may remember, the same one who decided to select system32 when trying out some encryption software from the internet, and who put a shutdown script in the start up programs

Windows is frozen

I need that stress ball. Therefore desperate times call for desperate measures:

Sudo upvote

Anyone with Macbook (Air) running (Arch) Linux?

I hate everybody who says JavaScript is the best language because of loose typing and its easy to learn, YES OF COURSE IT IS EASY!

ITS FUCKING JAVASCRIPT! IT WAS MEANT TO BE EASY! AND THEN SOME ASSHOLE CAME ALONG, CREATED NODE AND THOUGHT THAT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA!
NOW WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT EVERYWHERE BECAUSE PEOPLE WHO WROTE CODE FOR UX NOW THINK THEY KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN ON THE SERVERSIDE!!
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I HATE THIS ANALTOY OF A LANGUAGE.
YOU THINK JAVASCRIPT IS THE BEST?! DO YOU REALLY??!!! OH YEAH!?!
WELL FUCK YOU AND GO TO HELL, YOU ARE NOT A DEVELOPER IN MY EYES, GO HOME KIDDO, LEARN C OR ASM OR HOW A FUCKING COMPUTER ACTUALLY WORKS!!
AND THEN TELL ME AGAIN JAVASCRIPT IS A WELL DESIGNED AND PROPER LANGUAGE!!
I'M OUT!

Some zygote just came into my shop, and had "PC Master Race" tattooed on his arm... I'm all for pc over console but Lord is that dedication

Two bytes meet ... first one asks the second ..."are u ill " .... second replies "no ... just feeling a bit off " :P

Can you hack [person]'s Facebook for me....?

The internet is down at the clients place, could you make the website visible on cable TV?

Explaining pointers to coders who don't use C....

How you know you're having a bad week: