When I update Android Studio and everything breaks.

We feel you bro...

My last night:
- Had nothing much to work on.
- Opened a porn site to spend sometime.
- Clicked on some really good video.
- Realized full screen isn't working on the page.
- Fired up JS console, spent the next 30 minutes trying to get the video part full screen. Failed!
- Opened up Google & navigated through stackoverflow looking for the fix. Still couldn't do it.
- Cursed the website for having a bad design.
- Left the site.

Bad UI = No Fuck.

how programer relate things

This is gold. This developer has a bold captcha solution.

"Oh you're a developer?"

"Yes."

"Hey I've got this awesome app idea. You build it all and you can get 10% of the profits?"

Prevention..

Why software aren't free!

Minimum requirements for the Facebook application on Windows 10 Mobile.. 2GB RAM like what? 😂😂

The week before project deadline...

To all new devs:
- Your language of choice is fine.
- There is no superior way to indent, yours is fine.
- Your IDE is fine.
- Your OS is fine.

Unless you work in my team, of course.

What's the best thing to do the day before your deadline you ask?

Personally I've found discovering you've done the whole thing wrong is not the best idea...

7 years of innovation and best design teams on the planet... can you tell the difference?

Programming is a bit like a partner or is to me:
It helps me
It annoys me
I love it
I hate it
Drives me insane
Bores me to death
Excites me beyond belief
Makes me feel dumb
Makes me feel clever
Supports me
Confuses me
Some days it's beautiful
Some days it's unattractive

But going to be together for a long time through all the ups and downs.

I just hate it when an update for an app is available and there's no changelog. Seriously, tell us what this update is about!

Maybe this in real life would be called United States of America :P

Yup, Game Over!

Full Stack Developers 😂😂

If you know what i mean

Weeks of programming can save you hours of planning.

My colleague always tells me how he hates windows and that he uses linux just to look like cool dev, one day I found him using windows and he was like ....

When the entire platform mysteriously goes down for a half hour at 11pm ON A SATURDAY AND YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO WORKS ON IT GOOD GOD SERIOUSLY YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME I JUST WANT TO SLEEP

WHOEVER DID THIS I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU

Finally accepted as telematics lab. assistant

Had to go to 30 years old initiation tradition by drinking 'The Drink' before getting lab. full access

Full Recipe: Mineral water, instant coffee, vanilla milk, cola, banana, pineapple, apple, melons, cup ramen, peanuts, snickers, m&m, potato chips, nata de coco.

Step:
1. Shove it all to blender
2. Blend
3. Bon Appetit

When you prove its a hardware probelm

When your drinking buddy is an AI by Google

Devquotes. It's about masturbation, means it's python and deep down it's about philosophy

I'll just leave this here...

When you realise earlier programmers programmed without an IDE

Such is life..

second one though