"Whenever I see a door that says push I pull first to prevent conflicts"

My biggest dev sin is not writing any unit tests for devRant :/

Just learned new skills...

Debian is installing itself in Florida

Imaginary GirlFriend

Always comment your code.

I've been doing agile wrong my entire life

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

What if your programming language would be chosen by The Sorting Hat from Harry Potter?
You would sit like:
*please not php, please not php, please not php*

Sister of a friend of mine fucked up her Mac, her Dad, they called me to fix it.

Partition table is wrecked and her thesis is there, no backup.

Been working since yesterday, got to recover it. Recovered files.

Dad applies pressure, because she's leaving out of town today, I do my best but fucking SSD won't work, it says it's healthy but damn Mac says IO error, Disk Utility says exit code 8... oh, and her dad thinks it's easy, that Ive been delaying things and so on...

fuuuuuucking hell, I hate you

The other side of the coin.

Among non-programmer friends:

Me: *opens up a terminal window*
Friends: "Dude, are you HACKING?"

New shirt to wear to work!

Nothing is more permanent than a temporary fix.

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in near future.
Me: to get a 175+ on my Rant.

As sad as true :[

Nothing would make my life more fun than an Office fort!

Just remembered joke:

"One man's crappy code is another man's full-time job"

This is 100x more satisfying than Twitter or Facebook notifications

CSS 101: How to check if elements are directly under each other

Request: Need stress ball
Reason: Learning JavaScript

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"A pointer"
"A pointer wh-"
"NULL REFERENCE EXCEPTION"

Programmer needs meditation

Chuck Norris can do Web Development in Assembler.

When you +1 one of your colleagues rants on devRant and realise the whole senior Dev team is on here. Hmmmm.

Slack channel message this morning:

Connect a pen drive, format it successfully. Connect to a new machine to copy data and see the data exists.

Crap! which drive did I formatted :(

It's nice to have a devrant sticker despite having only five +1's ;)

W...w...wha...whaaat?!

stop the wizard!