software development stages

When you go to paste a piece of code with CTRL+V and accidentally press CTRL+C instead so you have to go back and re-copy it.

Best story ever

This really happened to me yesterday at work.

Me: *walks into office*
Coworker: Hey Will, I got a question for you
Me: I...[read more]

So, in my spare time I run a little helper business that teaches children/teenagers how to program.

Theres a new kid that's been coming for around about a month, and I swear the kid is a programming deity.
He picked programming and more importantly developing remarkably quickly.
Long story short, I paid for him to go to a Hackathon in LA and he now has more business contacts than me.

Finally a community that understands me instead of judging me 👍🏻

+1 if you think devRant needs a favorite button on each rant so you can create a collection of top rants 😊

Ants in the coffee machine.. It's gona be a rough week..

Use Vim. What could happen?...

Recipe for Ice Coffee:
1: Make Coffee
2: Start coding
3: Forget you made Coffee
4: Drink it cold

you know shit got serious when you create your own stackoverflow account and post your issue.

Series a developer should watch:
Mr. Robot
Silicon Valley
The IT crowd

Does anyone else suddenly lose the ability to type properly as soon as someone is watching/pairing?

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

devRant is the new stackoverflow.

A few weeks ago you'd spend time on SO scoring points. By now, though...

Those managers who think that Microsoft is the only platform and believe that Linux is insecure - fuck off. I don't want to use azure, you ass.

"Give someone a program, you frustrate them for a day; teach them how to program, you frustrate them for a lifetime." - David Leinweber

The task failed successfully!

Client emails me changes to be implemented at 11:50pm. Received an email at 9am asking why they haven't been done yet......

I promise. :-)))))

Is it just me or there r others like me too?

A project manager 😂

This is why I currently have 14 calculators open...

Good part : I'm on devRant more than I'm on Facebook.

Bad part : In on devRant more than I'm coding.