Kiki’s meme of the day

I never said they were many

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. ♨💨🎈

He reduces height and spots a man down below.

He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions,

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says:

"Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"

"Well", says the man “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

The code reviewer does the same.

Someone call a damn ambalam

How can I feel so smart and so dumb at the same time?

At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at the coffin

"Who's thinking outside the box now?"

Imagine a person in 2020 meeting a time traveller from 2030.
— man, this pandemic sucks
— yeah, it's just the first year though
— the first what?
— yeah, pandemic didn't even end until the war
— until the WHAT?

Modern programming is like racing against the Universe: programmers try to make code for every idiot, the Universe breeds new kinds of idiots. So far, the Universe is winning outright.🧬

Npm be like....

Going with the trend. Part 3.

Lol...

"404 self esteem not found"

Lmao I’ve never learned how to program. I’m just winging it and have been able to fool everyone the last 10 years.

Senior engineer checking in.

normal architecture...

How most people really learn

damn it! Javascript works both ways!

stress maker
stress breaker

Told by boss earlier that my job description should be changed.
It should be cook or chef, as I'm making spaghetti inside my editor.

He argued it could be risotto as well

My Backend Code Up In Smoke While I Beautifying The Front End

..........

Funny memo

How to explain to her the dark reality of these commits?

Circle of ai life

I think we've skipped the telepatic one...

ref: https://newscientist.com/article/...

Who else has never seen Stackoverflow's homepage?
😂

It's a never ending race

Just pray for each of ur boss folks !!

Not my original, but cheers to the creator since it's hella relatable!

Feeling lazy to type

One day I want to replace all "ERROR" logs with "FUCK":

09-31-26: FUCK: Database not initialized.
09-31-26: FUCK: Unable to parse input.