Editor? VSCode.
IDE? IntelliJ.
Hotel? Trivago.

I'd love to have one of these majestic creatures lol

Mute your fucking microphones if you have nothing to say. Nobody wants to hear you breathing, your dog, a police car or whatever.

*Corona Virus Lock-down*
-University Prof: "Now You have lots of time to do your projects. from now, you will have 1 project each week"

-Boss: "You are at home all day! can you increase your working hours?"

-Me: "Fuck Corona"

15yrs ago I used to quarantine viruses 😪

Now a viruse is quarantining me 😒

Rage debugging...

My lead keeps pushing commits to master. His commit messages vary from: no message, yeah, and yup.
and yea, some of the build break master.
Makes me just wanna die sometimes when digging through our commit history to figure out when a bug was introduced.

I do programming with htpl

True 😂😂

Hey, @google! I found a bug. The last 3 choices are missing.
The lack of balance is disturbing me.

My lift in nutshell

Don't look at my branch...

For the last time, git is not GitHub.

😂😂😂😂

Want one

me: can i have fun

2020: no

me: ok

Credits: https://twitter.com/yatish27/...

I hate this work from home shit with your family around. "You're always in front of the computer, go workout, go socialize, its family time"

What part of "work from home" you don't understand. SMH!

Due to Coronavirus (COVID19) all TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid handshake.

My classmate is a real SAVAGE!!

He (team leader) and his team participated in hackathons several times and kept losing.
He noticed something common about winning team, majority of those team members were women, even if they were non technical and their project was pure bs, they were winning in the name of women empowerment.

This time he came out with a plan, he fired his boys and invited women into his team, and even made one girl the team leader.
Result? HE WON!!!
NOT ONE BUT THREE HACKATHONS BACK TO BACK

AND

His so called women team was invited by Google to pitch their startup idea.

Now, if they gets funding, he's gonna kick out these women and bring back his teammates

Image of the day

Looks like I’m getting fired 😶

Trying to sleep!!!

Printing should be a solved problem

Encapsulate tasks
To abstract your case,
Full of the catharsis
And exceptions to face.

Didn't commit, oh wait,
More trouble? One reset.
We return and all hail
This programming mindset!

I GOT A JOB OFFER!!! IM OUT OF THIS FUCKING HELLHOLE!!!

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

😂😂lmao

*Website exists*

Client: “I should be rich by now. Please fix.”

Me: “... Did you do any ... marketing?”

Client: “I don’t have money for marketing. That’s what the website is for.”

This is what happens when you hire a philosophy major.

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