FOR THE CODE
IS LONG AND
FULL OF ERRORS

RandomGuy: I can't seem to play some videos on my laptop. Can you help?

LinuxPro: You have to install Arch Linux to do that. Windows 10 sucks.

All this talk about Kotlin, scala, groove....

If realdonaldtrump were in devRant.... what kind of rants would he post?

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Game of Thrones totally fucked up my coding mindset tonight. I guess it's time for bed.

When you work with your interns 😬

I want to freelance when I'm not doing my full time job. To those that are freelancers, how should I get started? What is your experience? How do you guys get customers?

Hello World !
Can i have +10 so i can put an avatar like everyone ? It feels strange not having one while commenting other rants :3
Thank you :D

My friend once told me, that when he was trying really hard to find an error on his code (which caused the app couldn't run), he didn't get any of syntax error.

But when he try to skim the query, he found a little query typo that cause the long development delay due to that error. He mistyped SELECT as SELET.

For you who don't get the joke. SELET, in my language (Javanese Language), means ASS/BUTT/ARSE. My friend felt like to be cursed by his own code, after searching the error.

Bloody fucking Cleverbot. #Thug_Life

GF: What are you doing there?
Dev: I've been trying to reproduce a bug for two hours now...
GF: You need two bugs the opposite sex, otherwise they won't reproduce.

From a sad true story.

*tries not to cry*
*cries a lot*

Can you log out of Facebook and LinkedIn? Cool. That'll be £50 please.

Well this is just a fine piece of machinery. Heavy too.

A man goes inside a pet shop and starts to move around the cages to scout the pets. He sees a monkey with a price of 5000$ and goes to the merchant to ask for details. Hey mister, the monkey…what does it know to worth that much money? Well, it knows Windows 95, 98, 2000, and also knows Word, C++, Visual Basic and last but not least, it knows how to play computer games. - Good monkey, it's worth the money. He goes and finds another monkey with a price of 10000$ and again he will ask the merchant. "What does this monkey know?" "It knows Linux, Unix, Corel and Autocad." "Nice, even I don't know those things." On a last scout run he finds another monkey just sitting there with a price 20000$. The story repeats, and he goes with a lack of confidence to ask the merchant for details. "And what does this monkey do for that ridiculous amount of money?" "I never saw her doing anything, but the other two call her Project Manager!"

Android Developer job ads next week:
* +10 years of experience in Kotlin.
* +3 years developing enterprise level apps using Kotlin.

Always wondered how Dijkstra came up with that algorithm!

"Before you marry someone, you should first give them a massive merge conflict to see who they really are."

All you awesome devs, What's your take on "SODD" - Stack Overflow Driven Development ? 😜

Working with a very RESTful API, when suddenly...

var redundant_function = function () {
console.log('happy birthday to me') ;
}

I fucking hate people who think Eclipse is the only IDE out there for Java development, stop being so conservative and get out of the comfortable old rusty editor..!