I got this from a page in fisbuk

Best DHCP server ever.

HTTP response code cheat sheet
(From /r/Programmer humor)

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Right!

This is how I write my header signatures ;)

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When you send the design mockups and the dev team returns the app. We are done!

F*CKING DESIGNERS.

Stop sending me your freaking PNG. Don't even dare to FREAKIN' make me use Chrome DevTools to get your FREAKIN' color our of your FREAKIN' PNG.

Give me all your colors in FREAKIN' hex, rgba, or whatever you want.

Give me all the fonts you used.

Give me all the sizes, is it percentage-based? Pixels based? Donuts-based?

I don't give a damn that you think you went responsive-first. Show me the damn responsive mockups. Not just the desktop sized with a note: "Don't worry mate, I made so that it all goes well when responsive".

Oh god. Oh god.

I'm not an artist, I give zero shit about how great it looks.

I'm a programming poet, I want to write code without having to open (or download it first through torrent) the damn photoshop, sketch, or whatever you use.

They take freakin' months to dump a mockup and we have days to make it happen. The pain.

The pain is strong with those damn designers.

Fuck.

What's your debug string?
Mine is: "poney" or "fucktheseshit"

Hopefully not a repost, just found this on Twitter
#firstPost

I've turned 24 years old and it was given to me this amazing cake at the party, could it get any better?

Google: this sha-1 collision is really gonna fuck up the internet more than anything else today

Cloudflare: hold my beer

CloudBleed

CEO is right

I had to do a double take & got shivers down my spine

Found in a reddit thread
:'(

Users be like:

I wanted to share this with you guys, it's a manefesto for developers and it's worth a look.

https://git-tower.com/blog/...

Good Innovation !!

Engineers <3

YouTube go is now a thing 🙄

CSS is about adding more lines till it works, and removing none in case it stops working.

http://xkcd.com/1172/

I dnt thnk i hav to write anythn here

How software is managed...

looks like slutty sally has had a crappy backend dev...

!rant

Using Linux terminal on Android smartphone

This is why I leave bugs name as features 😉😉😉😝