When someone uses a *switch* statement with only 2 cases

I'm homeless 😣😣

Invent punch over ip protocol (POIP)

Some people just need that sort of thing

How to keep yourself motivated while working.

Today I finally found out, what's real 64GB/s speed. My vacuum cleaner ate my flashdisk.

when your code is a mess but everything work out in the end

I'm dreaming to send homework to my C++ programing lecturer full of strange #defines and make the code compilable, runnable and working well
He would feel the black side of cpp😈😈😈

Really True ... :)))

Well at-least now I know why I haven't been able to login.

I spent ALL of friday trying to get some code to work (some awful MS Analytic Server stuff). I usually finish at 6pm. I was getting very frustrated, as it's for a project that I've made some big promises on.

So at 5:30, I started throwing random ideas at it.

At 5:58, it worked.

My weekend has been a lot more relaxed than it otherwise might have been. Weirdly, this has been the second time in a month that I've got something working with minutes to spare on a Friday.

Linux ❤️

I guess I'm not the only one xD !

This is why my embedded system keeps crashing

My first calculator

When you get so little sleep that your toothbrush is still wet next morning.

When a Python script runs at startup

I feel like people don't understand what I mean when I say "I'm a console gamer"

Vertical coding

Clippy. Never forget

Linear Algebra sometimes needs some workarounds too...

Pro tip:
Decorate your room like a lecture hall so you fall asleep faster

I use BitBucket, not GitHub, but I can't add it to my profile because the repo section only accepts GitHub.

It's my birthday, gentlemen and ladies 😊

This baby just arrived at my door. It's gonna be a fun weekend! My first touch with IoT world.

I saw this and thought "Wow, only one ++ away from 10,000!"

Just got this message from chrome...

I know this is not a good use of my storage, but come on!

DUDE , SUCKING AT SOMETHING IS THE FIRST STEP TO BEING SORTA GOOD AT SOMETHING

If you write an editor or input field, and do not respect our Ctrl+Backspace expectations, I will turkey-slap yo ass, bitch.

£18.7million+ huh