Dear people who complain about spending a whole night to find a tiny syntax error; Every time I read one of your rants, I feel like a part of me dies.

As a developer, your job is to create elegant optimized rivers of data, to puzzle with interesting algorithmic problems, to craft beautiful mappings from user input to computer storage and back.

You should strive to write code like a Michelangelo, not like a house painter.

You're arguing about indentation or getting annoyed by a project with braces on the same line as the method name. You're struggling with semicolons, misplaced braces or wrongly spelled keywords.

You're bitching about the medium of your paint, about the hardness of the marble -- when you should be lamenting the absence of your muse or the struggle to capture the essence of elegance in your work.

In other words:

Fix your fucking mindset, and fix your fucking tools. Don't fucking rant about your tabs and spaces. Stop fucking screaming how your bloated swiss-army-knife text editor is soooo much better than a purpose-built IDE, if it fails to draw something red and obnoxious around your fuck ups.

Thanks.

- Her : How’s your life going?

- Me :

I have no idea why but I think all ranters with long hair are Linux sysadmins

Haven't yet been able to formulate a question that StackOverflow didn't downvote to oblivion.

I tried to follow all the rules. No chance.

Getting married to a female dev sounds cool, until she starts setting up a trello board for house tasks.🙅

The girl next cubicle is hot !!! 😍😍😍😍.

My progression of learning git rebase:

Year 1: WTF just happened?! Where is my code?! *deletes and re-clones repo*

Year 2: Ok if I do it suuuper carefully I can get the other dev's one-line change into my branch...shit...shit...wait...fuck...oh lol it worked.

Year 3: Oh yeah let me organize my commits real quick. *drop pick pick squash reword pick fixup drop pick* *git push -f* 😎

When she's into IT

Known by experience.

Client: We have a HUGE security problem.

Me: *thinks about any possible vulnerabilities* What is it?

Client: A user can take a picture of our website and steal our content.

I’m done for today.

We are in 2017! :)

A command line that make me feel like a pro hacker #top ^^
Use often when sitting with non-IT guys 😂

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

Perfect clouding...!!!

tutorials related to app development vs Operating systems

- Getting paid to learn
- Testing new stuff everyday

Got arch Linux working on my laptop.

Installed Budgie GNOME, Cairo dock, Termite, VS Code, Code::Blocks, Android Studio, IntelliJ....

It's so beautiful

Well here is my new setup.
Left and center screens are connected to one laptop. Where I run my editors and terminals.
Rightmost is connected to another old laptop. This is for browsing and slack.
Using synergy to share mouse and keyboard.
What do you think of this setup? Any better way to do this?

So very true!

Thanks @dfox and @trogus for creating such a great platform!

age++

Never put a thing on your CV that you don't actually know. I've seen many people put a lot of languages that they don't really know, just to impress the interviewer and get rejected.

Also, be confident..... even when you are bluffing.

I was looking for a new phone,
When suddenly

Coding is life ♥

Sometimes we scare to delete old code

I thought "Java" and "Javascript" are the same language at the first time I learnt programming 😂😂😂

Always wondered how Dijkstra came up with that algorithm!

When your shower uses more guthub then you..

So we're both software engineers and we're getting married tomorrow

#Love issues....