......

I can't relate but pretty funny 😂

The performance is based on how much code you wrote that day.

Not mine though, i heard/read it from somewhere else.

But that’s fucked up, right?

Responsive Indeed!

A girl just canceled our first date to watch Avenger's Endgame with her friends. Pres ++ to pay respects.

Recently I've installed Tinder. Had my first match yesterday.

Me: "I see you're a product manager in a software company. Do you get along well with programmers? :)"

No reply. Unmatches. 😶

Just accidentally found out that double tapping a comment/post ++s it.

I feel like this feature has been a thing for a long time but I forgot about it

Well ill leave this here

Ran into a devRant user at a random bar in NYC last night. Super cool meeting you in the wild!

Ran into a girl who I had a crush on in high school at a bar last week. Hanged out for a bit, but then I had to run catch the last train home.

Today I get a message from her that reads: "Hey, it was nice to meet you last week. Can I call you some time, there's something I want to tell you. 😉"

I think to myself -- sweet and say that I have no meetings today, call me whenever you can.

A couple of minutes later she calls me, and the first thing she says: "I have this app idea..."

fuck, shouldn't have hyped myself up.

I am the internet...

1. The quality of the coffee and toilet paper you encounter during an interview tells you more than promises about table tennis or fruit baskets.

2. Try to determine who their primary client is: subscribers, app buyers, advertisers, etc. It's a major influence on the company dynamic.

3. Before an interview, you can just say: "I would like to sit down with a PO and run through one backlog feature and one bug, to get a feel for the type of tasks at the company". Such an activity immediately reveals team structure, whether they have product owners & scrum masters, what a sprint looks like, how they prioritize tasks, and how organized/chaotic your work experience will be.

I believe you have the ass open.

Whoohooo!
UPLOAD FILTER!!!
ARTICLE 13 IS HAPPENING!!!
BYYEE GITHUUUB
YAAAAYYY
KILL ME PLEASEEEE

:((((((

Just got a job offer for a SysAdmin job at CERN! :D

A big fuck you to the italian philosophy of hiring newly graduated students with shitty contracts and a big win for a simple student that wants to learn from the best :)

When a communist starts coding!!

😂😂😂

when working over 100 hours a week forces you to become mentally insane

Programming on a Sunday 🤦‍♂ Sometimes it has to be done. Who else programs on a weekend?

Woman couldn't reach the login page of her hosting account.

After 15 minutes of debugging she found out that her Internet wasn't turned on.

This shit is the fucking reason why I drink alcohol.

Stayed up late enough last night that the cat decided to go to bed without me. 😭

HR: Sorry, we're a family here but we have to let you go.

Engineer: Okay.

The End.
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*DELETE FROM employees WHERE 1=1;*

10 years challenge

using dreamweaver hahaha

Centering.

Senior Android Developers knows better about this challenge 😂💙
#10YearsChallenge

So true 💡

I cannot even begin to describe the rollercoaster of emotions I just went through. I'm on the train, the prompt says next station !my_station. By then the sign says my_station. So I rush off the train. I feel the lightness of a heavy weight lifted off my shoulders... And realise I'm missing my laptop bag, the heavy weight that should be on my shoulders. So I rush to the station office and describe everything about my bag and what's in it and the seat I was in. The guy can't get through to the conductor but the train will be back at this station in 30 minutes. I head home quickly because it's nearby and my fiance offers me a lift back to the station on her car. Suddenly we're running late. She's running red lights. I'm not going to make it. It's 2 minutes past arrival time. But the train is 3 minutes late! I'm running along the platform looking into the carriages for my bag but unable to see much, panicking. The platform is empty. The train. Is going to leave. Except for one lonely figure walking down with a bag in their hands. The conductor gives me my rucksack, tells me it's really heavy and heads back to his duties. I thank him and head back to the station office to thank the man on duty also. Fuck me that was scary.

Watched a whole movie and my code is still compiling xD

Do not close lid!