Holy hell these things are killing me!

A little while ago, my hackathon group started using Go more than Node....

I had to ask...

Where did all the Node hype Go?

Me: *Playing around with bash on Windows*

Friend: Can you hack my Facebook account?

Me: I already did...

*moments of awkward silence*

Enough with the toolbars, Mom!

+1 if your fortunate enough to get paid for what you love doing

In team Git merges be like 😛

everyday routine..

What only relying on JavaScript for HTML form input validation looks like

Acceptance Criteria: it should spin

Me when viewing a line of PHP where the previous developer add "sleep(5)" to an Ajax endpoint with the comment "Sleep for 5 seconds so the ajax loading icon is visible to users".

FML.

not enough jQuery

I'll sleep when the program is done.

It's an easy one but NAME THAT TUNE...

thinking deep meta

They said I needed to keep my commit messages "PG13".

What they failed to realize is every PG13 movie is allowed 1 instance of "fuck".

Welcome back from vaccation....

How I make my decisions.

You know you're a JavaScript dev when you spend most of your time in GitHub issues instead of StackOverflow

A moment of silence for the javascript devs downloading a 13MB of this guy along with their babel transpiler.

don't disturb the coders who wear head phones. It will take 2 more hours to make them back to track

Oh!!! Is it??

no profession has the kind of online communities like developers and programmers,

why?

we haven't built it for them ^_^

This is fact.

What were your #FirstSevenLanguages? Mine were:
- C++ 😮
- Python 😊
- Ruby 😉
- Java 🙃
- PHP (ugh that was painful) 😢
- Javascript 😍
- Go 🤔

Don't ask me how or why...

Glad that the only issues I have in my life are on Github!

My non-dev boyfriend installed Python via the command line and ran a server to render a map of Pokémon in his neighborhood. I don't know whether to be impressed or scared 😂

Made a really cool spinning animation on a button that submits a form...

API Call is too fast to see it

setTimeout

So there was an inspection from government for our bank's IT security. I gave a tour to our server and security systems. I threw all possible acronyms as much as I could remember. Inspector nodded and noted down never uttered a word.

Finally, he breaks his silence, looking at a device he points out and says "What's that ?"

I look at the device then stare at his face back again at the device and to his face I reply "That's AC, Air Conditioner".

I haz degree

That moment when you realise that stack overflow can't help you...