Microsoft Access

My visual studio birthday cake 😂

The power monitoring feature in the OnePlus 3's latest community build thinks DevRant is using a lot of battery in the background. Interesting...

So, having a meeting jumping rope would be awesome

When developing outside of a Starbucks and a bird decides to shit right on the keyboard of your laptop 😑

Being told that real life experience < school degree.

You couldn't possibly be more fucking wrong.

If I had a dollar for every time my work PC froze today, I'd have already died from alcohol poisoning.

I heard my phone go 'buzz buzz buzzbuzz buzz buzz buzz buzzbuzzbuzzbuzzbuzz b-b-b-buzz buzz' earlier.

It was funny because it scared the shit out of my cat.

DevZoned!

Was it needle haystack, or haystack needle?

T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM

Not this friday, no no never!

!rant

Boss: I need to talk to you.
Me: Something wrong?
Boss: No, just need to talk.
(Not sure what to think)

Meet with boss, first thing he does is shake my hand and proceeds to tell me thank you for all the work you or in on the last project. On tomorrow in addition to your paycheck $1K after taxes will be deposited into your account.

#feeling very appreciated

Finally found time to do the macOS Sierra upgrade

<table> ftw

About a week ago I bought a server rack case from some guy online for 40 bucks. When it arrived it was in the worst state I had ever seen a case. Even if I tried I wouldn't have abused a case like that. Rust... everywhere...

I stripped it down and removed all the rust I could. Then I painted it and this is the end result. Pretty cool if I say so myself :)

The devRant Podcast is finally here!! We're happy to announce the release of episode #0 - featuring Andy Hunt (known for The Pragmatic Programmer, rubber duck debugging, DRY, and much more). We can't thank Andy enough for agreeing to be on our first podcast episode and it was so enjoyable to interview him.

We also want to give a huge thanks to our two devRant users who helped us out and came on to talk about their rants - @silhoutte and @sway. We also greatly appreciate all of the questions that were submitted by community members. We really wanted to ask all of them since there were a lot of good ones, but we had to narrow it down a little as Andy was already kind enough to go over the 20 minutes we had originally asked for. This episode features questions from @casanovanoir, @fatlard1993, and @3K-Vengeance.

You can get all the links to the podcast here: https://devrant.io/podcasts/... (available on iTunes, Google Play, and we've provided the raw mp3).

If you'd like to see it on any other platforms in the future, please let us know. And like always, feedback is appreciated since we're new to this and still learning our way when it comes to podcasting. If you enjoy the show, please rate it to help us out :)

Thanks everyone!

Hey @trogus @dfox
The devRant podcast is awesome! 🤘🤘🤘

11 people, 5 hour meeting...
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...
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... Ugh...

Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up; //ha ha

z-index: 999999999

I can not hold it today one of my teachers passed away because of blood cancer someone find a cure for this shit that's too much to take :(

This code looks pretty old, I wonder if I can delete th.... what the...
(src: twitter/@iammerrick)

"Stop spending so much time on the computer, there so much more to life than just a screen." ok mum.

Remember, MOM is always watching!

So we got this bug report today. This guy's my hero. If more people wrote bug reports like this, they would see faster results.

recursive (adj.):
that involves cursing, a lot of that

*arrives to date on time*
Dude: so what do you do for a living?
Chick: I'm a software developer.
*dude: she doesn't know I'm senior developer at my company *
Dude: oh that's cool
*let the games begin muahahahah (evil laugh) *

#python #sanke #hahahahah

!rant
"It was a slow day at work and another intern suggested finding a way to send messages discretely between our computers on the local network.

To accomplish this I chose any true programmer’s favorite tools: excel sheets and VBA."

http://tristancalderbank.com/2016/...