*code doesn't work*

-Run three times, just to be sure
-Its NOT the code, must be the project. Full rebuild.
-Run a few more times after rebuild didn't fix it.
-Google the issue.
-Stackoverflow must be wrong. The code is JUST like their solution.
-Run a few more times, but with your lucky underpants
-Reboot. Must be an operating system thing.
-Tea break. Give the issue time and it will fix itself.
-Run a few more times. Still unfixed
-Contact customer support.
-Walmart said they can't help.
-Consider writing your own language without this OBVIOUS flaw
-Kickstarter for c++++
-Raise $50,000
-Start a family
-Contact customer support again
-Run a few more times
-Now banned from Walmart
-Oh shit, missing a semicolon

Good news: Today my app reached 1 million daily users. 😃😃😃💰

Bad news: It started out as a side project and my shitty code is not scaling well at all. 🙃

Alas... Bitcoin...

—_(*_*)_—

Just leaving messages like this on my source code... In case I stumble upon anyone.

This is what happens when I'm asked to document something.

Unofficial devRant Racing Team in Forza Motorsport 7 basing on Ford Falcon in Supercars series - probably most geeky racing team ever!

Someone is mining Bitcoin in town

Shit happens... but never let your shit go to far... specially while in production or drunk.

Merry Christmas y'all

In the mountains with my family. Thought it would suck without devving but nope. Enjoying nature.

When you try to tell your fellow devs to start using Git 😶

Oh!! Nevermind!!

Oh sh*t

Another dev on my team just got a new machine. Before he came in today I made two separate USB installers and left him these notes.

Best joke I have read this week...

1969 vs 2017

Stuck in an elevator..?

Person: Check out this “savage” file!

Me: Huh?

Person: *Shows SVG file*

🙄

Sometimes all a maintainer needs is a 'thank you'.

Our programming teacher had a surgery on his left eye and will not be able to do the lessons with us. Guess what the subject of the email he sent us was.

"I can't C#."
He made a pun about his fucking health status, alright then.

One of the advantages of weakly-typed languages

CodeCheck
Implementation of hackerrank in django. [more details]

My brother and I were checking out this new restaurant that had opened up recently. As we enter,

I inadvertently blurt out, "Hey! This place has a nice UI!"

Brother - "Wut?"

Me - "Ambience, I meant ambience."

Why did the integer drown?

Because it wouldn't float.

This happens when production issue comes between Onam (Hindu festival) celebration.

Been there, done that.

We are in 2017! :)

A very Happy Diwali to all of you!!
- From India

Just tried to double tap a Facebook comment to "like" it.