Oh!! Nevermind!!

That moment, when you feel funny.

When you're so into your project that you feel like peeing is a waste of time...

I do push-ups and sit-ups whilst running long running CPU-intensive jobs so that I can feel the burn along with my CPU.

that feel when you see "contact the administrator" and you don't know what to do, because you are the administrator

Imagine being a gitlab employee scrolling through devRant being the reason for 90% of todays rants

If you ever feel useless, just remember that someone has to port Microsoft Edge to Android

I know that feel

I used to think that Google knew too much about my personal life, but now I feel like someone finally gets me 😍 (screenshot)

I'm not sure how I feel about that

Well, in about an hour I'm going to be married. I don't know how I feel about that yet...

That feel when you Google your problem and the first result is your own stack exchange post without any answers 🙄

You know that feel

That feel when you spend 2 hours fixing something just so you can fix the thing you originally intended to fix

That feel !!!!

That feel when your grandpa taught himself how to stream movies online and asks you to finally teach him how to torrent.

I'm so proud.

That moment when @dfox likes your comment and you feel successful in this social platform even though you're new.

My phone autocorrect "Netbeans" to "Jetbrains". Was frustrating on the moment, but in the end I feel okay with that

I'm a simple man.

When the code that I write is released and used by thousands, if not millions, that's when I feel like a badass.

I really feel sad for the person that is going to manage my code in future :(

Poor guy will have nightmare about this

That feel when pants that were large before I started programming now can't even fit above my waist.

Since I started programming and using GNU/Linux I've gotten fatter.

Goddammit.

I feel old when I say that my first website was on Geocities.

First time showing my GitHub to some professionals, instant laughter and telling me that .gitignore exists... 3 years ago and I still feel embarrassed that happened.

Oh the ups and down of learning code. One day you feel like a programming prodigy, the next you hit a concept that makes you feel like you'll never become a professional programmer. So much to learn!!!! 😭😭

if you ever feel bad or useless about your ability as a programmer, just remember that this is the kinda code i write when im tired

I'm lost. I am so used to calls saying people broke things, I feel weird that I'm not annoyed with someone's idiocy...

Help?

If you ever feel down at your job: remember that someone, somewhere has to read Windows10 user feedback all day long ;)

did you ever have to maintain a code that is so bad that it makes you physically ill to look at it? i feel like I've seen an eldritch horror

My personal android app project started at android 1.5 and actually went to google play when android 4.2 was launched... With the look and feel of android 1.5...

Prior to that I spent about 2 years trying to make an Adobe Air app out of it.

I feel proud of my perseverance.

Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't rely on f.lux to tell me the time... But the fact that it's getting brighter tells me that I probably won't get much sleep tonight...

Not a rant: Devrant is the only place where i can write or read programming jokes that do not feel like UDP requests.

Thanks devrant for making me feel part of a really nice community! I mean... Before devrant I was only able to hear "oh, it is not that bad" or "take it easy" as a response... Now I'm reading really nice answers from people that really loves the IT, and people that always works on the worst side of the companies, doing all the hardwork. I don't feel alone anymore!

That amazing feel...

I am starting to suspect that Agile means: "Tell the devs to do whatever you want on any given day, depending on how you feel on that particular day" to some people.

that moment when you get mor notifications from devRant than Facebook you feel like you're home, like you know you are finally where you belong

Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months might feel as it has been written by someone else.

Sometimes when i code i feel unstoppable ,those are the days that i am very productive,then there are days that i feel like an idiot and i cant code a single line

The feel that it gives when your code works after so many hours and attempts to debug it...

😇😇😇

working on back end code makes me feel like the Wizard of Oz.

"Don't look behind that curtain! "

Does it confuse anyone else that the ++ button turns red? I feel like it should be green...

Whenever you feel stupid, realize that there is a guy who asked this.

Was it intentional that the live stream was exactly 40:04 minutes long?

I mean I feel honored

A command line that make me feel like a pro hacker #top ^^
Use often when sitting with non-IT guys 😂

Nailed an interview! But even if you’re so confident you made it.. you still feel uneasy without that offer..

That amazing feel when you recover from a kernel panic! 😁

That moment when a social situation makes you feel bad, so you come over to dev rant and feel good with your life.

I like to come up with superhero names for my docker containers. That makes me feel like the Uber-villain when I run "docker kill elasticman"

I always thought android people were just a little bit whiny, but now that I'm developing an app in my free time I feel you.

That moment when you realise your console is just a pc and the days of fast cartridge in and load game as gone and with that statement I also feel old.

One of the things I love the most about programming is that sometimes you feel like you're taking a step forward when you're taking a step back... and sometimes you feel like you're taking a step back when you take a step forward.

Or maybe that's just me. XD

I'm starting to feel that devRant actually uses some intelligent sorting techniques😂😂

If you ever feel like you won't achieve anything in your developer career just remember that Suicide Squad won an Oscar.

If you don't feel good enough with your programming skills, keep practicing but don't be sad, there are dogs all around the world that love you

I've had so much tea today that I feel sick...

On the bright side though, I've had great productivitea...😃

Help... 😟

I feel like I should pick up a hobby that doesn't involve a computer, something outdoorsy. Anyone else feel the same way?

That always makes me feel good.

I feel that I'm using
git push --force
too much.

Anybody else feels this way too?

That feel when someone answered your stackoverflow question and you accept, but a minute later someone posts a more detailed answer that obviously took a lot of effort 😐

How does that feel?

Whenever you feel sad just remember that when Microsoft Visual Studio App Center is down, just like StackOverflow, nobody cares...

This new WhatsApp status page is weird ....I miss the one liners that I used to give as status...
Does anyone feel the same?

Recruiter called me yesterday about applying for job that I already applied for through her. I don't feel special.

Have I ever told you guys of the time that I had made my PM feel bad by saying I had to drop 3 classes because he was working me so hard?

Yeah that happened and he felt really bad about it!

GOOD! FUCKING GOOD! I want you to feel bad about it! Don't you dare say that I'm not putting in enough work ever again!

Wow. I feel kinda bad!

I just raged at someone for removing a feature, that disappeared because I CHANGED my config file.

I just feel stupid... Wow.

Spending all day debugging sure makes me feel like I didn't get shit accomplished that day. lol

That feel when you get the first GitHub star not from someone you know. 😎

I support the idea that we rename devRant to WTFRant. I feel like the WTFs per rant is steadily increasing.

That feel you feel when you're way ahead of schedule

I feel like a lot of people in Dev Rant are web developers. There's nothing wrong with that but sometimes I feel disconnected from all of you. Where my Firmware Engineers at? 🤓

I feel we can do nearly everything when we learn C# and JS.
How do ya think?

I am not saying that Brainfuck is not useful. I love that language btw.

Nice to see that developers all over the world seem frustrated!
I no longer feel alone! 😂

Thank you devrant for making the only site that I feel comfortable making comment on.

have you ever felt having bad code ocd that you feel like you really need to clean this old project that you got assigned to fix, but cleaning the whole project up would take too much time and it is just not worth it . But you feel like you really need to do it...

That feel when git saves your life. Again

Things that make me feel like a child:

* Getting access to company computational cluster.

I always thought callback functions are some mysterious things that high end devs understand. After learning it I feel to stupid now. 😭

Only on devRant do I actually feel like I'm making a contribution.
I have over 500++ and I know that the people that see what I'm posting understand what I'm saying.

Every time I feel like I suck at my job, I open dR and read a few rants and comments. Suddenly I don’t feel so dumb anymore.

Every time I feel my job or workplace sucks, I open dR and read a few rants and comments. Suddenly I don’t feel like my job isn’t that bad anymore.

Ive been sitting on toilet for so long that my legs are numb and i cant feel them

That feel when my solution runs way faster than world average

PS: the puzzle is SAWAYAMA WONDERDISC

Meanwhile someone has endorsed me for MS word!!!
Am not sure if you feel that pain😡😡

That chilly feel when you hard brick your new phone. I am experiencing that.

Don't you guys feel like sometimes we make a huge deal in regards to what is basically grabbing a bunch of shit from a db and making it display on a flipping website?

I sometimes feel bored at how repetitive this shit is. Its the same shit, with various degrees of complexity to do that get data and post data or update data.

I dunno man, sometimes i just feel like there is too much for something that is inherently simple.

I just feel sad for the productivity app that I downloaded couple of months ago :(

I never even opened it for once

If you're having CSS problems, I feel bad for you son,

I got 99 problems that I fixed with 'z-index: 100;'

i am writing a piece of code that i already feel guilty about,
alternate is refactoring a complete module.

i feel like i have committed a spiritual suicide, that is how deeply dead inside i feel

My manager said I am a slow learner...idk how to feel about that.... :/

Anyone else feel that the main code base they work on is so old and clusterfucked it could do with a rewrite?

that moment when you finally find the solution and you feel like I've done great work today.. enough of coding :D

When you feel so alone, that even you are the only person in Weekly Rant.

That feel when the html parser you are stuck with randomly strips out css and js so you have to reinvent grid layouts with tables.

Just beeing here and reading stuff that happens to other developers makes me feel that I am not alone with unrealistic wishes amd useless constraints from customers.

That awkward feeling of not working because you don't feel productive because you are not working because you...

That feel when you find the answer for your problem on a lost comment in a StackOverflow question

Every job interview I go through I feel more certain that I need to get out of my job asap and more doubtful that I wanna work with these companies.

I feel fucked, I feel fucked right up in the ass.

Remember that app I had to do to get the job? I found out the other candidates weren't even able to install Android Studio and that their deadline was postponed. And that they weren't able to complete the app.

I did everything with a really good design, solid programming, even added animations and made it so the recyclerview loads 15 items at a time while you scroll down smoothly. I. DID. EVERYTHING IN ONE DAY. I missed a good night of sleep.

I didn't get the job. They gave it to a fucker that was a web developer. I saw his app. It was really crappy (I'm not being petty or malicious, it was really bad from a dev point of view and a user point of view).

I feel. Disappointed. in this unfair world. And honestly I feel disappointed to the point that I don't even know if I should be a developer anymore. I feel betrayed by the hopes and the good feeling I got from the oportunity.

Have you ever felt like you don't want to fall asleep?

I do feel that quite often but I don't know why.

I probably should learn how to take vacations more often, not only when I feel mentally exhausted souch that I can't really do anything

If you ever feel unwanted, just know that someone, somewhere, has wanked about you at some point

They're masochists ofc, but it still counts

Sometimes I feel sorry for @jAsE, that man is fighting a tough battle with his computer.

;_; all the best

Not sure if I'm disappointed or relieved.

Just spent 5 years trying the get into this class. Studying and asking and getting recommendations. I knew it had less than a 5% pass rate but it's all that I've been aiming for for years.

Finally got into it, and spent 4 months working my ass off. Today I got told that I'm maybe being dropped. And honestly, as disappointed as I am, and I might need a new dream to aim for, I'm actually pretty okay with it.

I've been so stressed and annoyed and unhappy lately. I was starting to debate if this is even what I want. And for the first night in a while I can just drink whisky and not worry about the next test or doing classwork at midnight instead of sleeping.... I can just relax and whatever happens happens. I can't control how tomorrow goes.

Not sure if "oof. I need a drink" or "thank god, lets celebrate with a drink!"

Just learned that unicode U+14269 is the "troll" unicode character. I feel like this should be used more.

Even though I love vue, I feel that the "store" part of vue is kind of lacking compared to react.

I've seen several react projects that improve in that area.

If you ever feel dumb, remember that smartphones with 16GB+ RAM exist

That feel when an intern is tasked with implementing a web frontend for a project you're working on.

That feel when you open up one of the views and it's filled with JQuery spaghetti and your eyes glaze over.

That feel when you actually step through the code, and it actually makes sense and is remarkably light and clever for what it does.

That feel when you learned a bit more JQuery (a library that you never had any experience with before) and it made doing some more things an absolute breeze.

Thanks intern!

Had an interview today with someone who made me feel like I knew nothing. Best experience I have ever had in an interview. I know it sounds weird, but I actually felt like I learned a lot from that man and would like to work with people who make me feel that way.

Unfortunately, that will probably not happen after that interview.

Does someone else also know the feeling when you are together with other devs that you instantly feel like your skills aren't even existent?
Often I notice that I feel that way without actually habing a reason :/

!rant
That feeling you get after refactoring code!
I feel like I could flyyyyyy!!!

Slept for 14 hours straight. That doesn't feel right.

I have to fire someone but I feel that we also failed him as a team. It feels like crap.

that feel when you finally find software that perfectly fits your needs..... but find the download page is on sourceforge.net, last updated in 2002.

Anyone else feel that work is making them a worst developer

Is it only me that I feel I am so special for being a programmer, and also able to think, learn, and analyze better than other people?

I feel like we are small group of people that do magical things that change the world while nobody even realizes or appreciates what we do

That feel *facepalm*

When you feel like you are getting so much stuff done, that you don't want to stop!!!

Need to get some sleep though!

So, I'm working on some stuff, Bitcoin Cash related. And you see, I feel I'm actually doing so much progress, and that's good. The thing is that I always forget to commit and I end up commiting and pushing like 5 or more changes on 5 or more files that are literally not related.
I feel stupid

Would you leave a job that is kind of fun and not that tiring if you feel underpaid?

I feel so much better when I actually talk through problems I’m having with a project with someone that can help me brainstorm. It sometimes makes me feel bad because I didn’t do it myself, but there’s also a lot of things that I learn through the process.

Wish you all a Happy New Year! Being a part of this community has made me feel a sense of belonging and that I'm a part of something bigger! Seeing all your fuck ups made me feel better that in not the only one, seeing all your accomplishments motivated me to achieve more in life! I would like to take this moment to thank you all and to make me feel proud of being a dev! I wish you all an amazing new year and may you all get whatever you wish this new year!

Sometimes I feel that They are just paying me to copy code.

I bang my head against the table so much that I some times feel sorry for my desk.

Most days, I feel pretty good about my skill and contributions, but I still sometimes worry that I might be the cog with the terrible code that all my coworkers rant about.

That feel when my dad’s car is more advanced than your iPhone.

Dang. I feel like I'm just not cut out to climb any ladder.

When we discovered a production bug. I feel bad about making people working on that part look bad by not catching it.

My manager has no issue with pointing out that I should have caught it. Beating a horse while it's down.

I mean no shit. Of course I know I should've caught it. How does making me feel worse about it help.

Feels like I'll always be in a tough spot no matter where I am on the ladder.

Or I'm just fragile. I acknowledge that, too

Sometimes I feel like when I make comments in pull requests, people pretend to understand what I'm talking about. Anyone else feel that way?

I got late at work today and top of that I really don't feel like working the rest of the day.

Is that normal?

I use my company's laptop for gaming.. Not sure how I feel about that.. Should I feel bad? :/

How I feel when I see those fucking pop-ups that appear when the mouse leaves the website:

Do you ever feel like your mind has entered this "hyper" mode where you feel like your mind is in overdrive? Like you're processing several thoughts in your head at once, and that leaves you in a state where you can't get anything done?

It happens to me like once a week and boy is it satisfying when it goes away and I can feel my head cool down.

I feel no energy

no will

no power

no strength to move

i feel so.... empty....void.... null...... Soulless.... dont know how to describe

if something bad were to happen again or if someone were to die, i wouldnt have the energy to cry even if i wanted to, that is how low i feel these days can u even imagine that....

2h of sleep for the past 3 days

no energy to even workout because i feel like im about to faint if i do

all thats left is little piece of motivation inside me for whatever reason still alive and it keeps me moving

That feel when everyone else gets an sdk except the language you are working with.

Can you force yourself to code? I have a hard time doing that. I kind of have to feel like it.

Best part of intern developper : that feel when you present what you've done to the users, and they're fond of it.

Whenever I cancel out old chunks of code that do not serve their function anymore, or that I commented out in early phases to make space for better functions, I feel dead inside. It's almost like if I was saying goodbye to a very old friend, who supported me through the project and reminded me of how I started it.

Than I notice how stupid and/or inelegant that chunk was, and feel better. 😂

At the end of the day, I feel kind of sad that there's something actually working in the bug I've been developing...

Turning Internet Explorer and Microsoft Edge into anime girls does not change the fact that they still suck. I feel no pity.

my googling Stack has overflown out of stack overflow and I feel like fucked up and create a New stack that doesn't overflow

I feel that Microsoft putting a deadline on their Win 10 OS is just one more way to get people to buy into it

Guys, how often do you feel inferior to your colleagues? I'm just thinking since I've just finished first year of uni, and although I got a solid top grade, I can't help but feel that every other person in the year is a much better programmer and it kinda makes me feel like a fraud. Anybody else in university/school feel like that?

That feel when you fix your "I want this done by end of day" bugs with 3 minutes to spare.

that feel when you start up your PC, go to the toilet and come back with a fulle ready PC <3

Have ever happened to you, that you feel like your current job is just not working for you anymore and it does not motivate you ?

How would you feel if you can't solve your code? I'm almost a week stuck on a server problem. I applied for frontend dev position, it's okay for me to do this kind of stuff but the fact that I can't solve it for so long it makes me feel down :(

Anyone else feel guilty at work when you're between projects or waiting for a request to be completed?

I usually teach myself something new in that time, but I feel guilty.

Out top management has made the decision that our managers must have billable work as well on projects. I feel like winter is coming.

It is really hard not to feel arrogant when everyone around you is a shitbag.. but that makes me feel like a shitbag myself so the problem kind of solves itself.

Can't feel like an impostor when you know that you're actually useless

That euphoric moment when your program works on the first try and you just feel like the god of all programming.

Is it weird that, despite the professional setting, when a client actually thanks us/me for swift/efficiently done job that I feel a little happier with myself?

What technology/concept/programming language did you learn that made you feel way way more brilliant?

Me: Shell scripting, feel like god 😌

That feel when you retire 152 files worth of dead code...

The diff was so big, it crashed our review tool!

That feel when your GBoard changes 'devRant' to 'deviant'.

I feel blessed to have found a pickles jar with a liquid that doesn't go through flesh

It just struck me that by long-pressing backspace on the virtual keyboard I can use emoji.
I feel kind of stupid right now. 😶

You know that feel of THAT git push...

Today i realized that the acronym IANAL has nothing to do with anal. I feel very dumb.

Why does Visual Studio feel so special that if I add a file using File Explorer instead of through Visual Studio, it doesn't detect the file? Why does Visual Studio feel it's more important than the operating system itself?

Sometimes I feel like the only dev that doesn't make any money

that feel when you feel miserable, so you, who hasn't had coffee in like a month, want to make coffee at 9 pm

I'm sure that'll go well

I love when games don't change their mechanics much between installments. That way, when I play later installments and feel like going back to the previous ones, I don't feel so out of touch due to being used to newer features.

Feel like I just built a hot pile of shit that nobody wants…

Sigh

Fuck them all who say Java and JavaScript are the same !!!

Feel like to punch them at that instant.

Why does DevRant make me feel I'm doing enough during the lockdown whereas the whole world's making me feel like crap and guilty that I haven't done enough.
I fucking love this community.

You know that feel where you're looking for a solution and don't find one. And go down this rabbit hole of self loathing? And everything is sad and depressing. You can't think straight. You feel like an idiot. You kinda don't know/ forget things you knew a couple days earlier.

Well, that ended yesterday. For now.

Calling myself a hacker for reading messages in SharedPreferences, to avoid seen.
What's something you do that makes you feel like a hacker?

I don't know about you guys but I feel like I should be dating a female coder ^^" what do you think about that ?

Don’t you sometimes feel revolutionary and want to use some technology that is completely impractical for the project?

I’m using grpc on my angular app...

i am so much dead inside that I can't even feel depression anymore, idk how to explain, its like committing a spiritual suicide

Anyone here doing meditation regularly. Do you feel that it enhances your programming skills? Not to mention it help s to find inner peace.

Sigh that melancholic feeling of being invited to a final 2-3 hr tech interview only to be denied afterwords. I feel so hopeless

That moment when you spend hours on fixing some bug, and finally discover that the problem is in another piece of code..

Literally, I feel I am on dumpiness overflow !

How we devs hate getting humiliated on stack overflow when we don't get the answer and someone make us feel stupid for even posting the question.
How we also secretly wish for that validation and feel proud when there are more likes on our questions.

No? Just me? Ok cool 👍

Unstableness of core technology stack. The more developers are there, the more complicated architecture they create that often doesn’t give any significant value besides what if something goes wrong ?

What if you make mistake ?
What if power goes down ?

I feel I am last optimistic thinking software developer on this planet.

I feel that those tools just try to give some sort of power to the management over developer free mind.

Creatures like multicloud, cloud, k8s I feel that it’s just beginning not the end of road. And this beginning is a wrong turn.

It’s just another vendor lock in.

But I might be wrong.

I feel that people give more importance to good portfolios and projects rather than college degrees in this day and age. I've come across many professionals (in different fields) who are self taught and who I feel have a deeper understanding that others who have degrees or Ph.D s. Does one still necessarily need to go to uni to get employed?

Wish I could come up with ideas for projects so that I can show off my git profile *Sad feel dog attached

that feel when you have to wake up earlier than you usual and you forget to set up an alarm

when trying to debug something that is out of the norm I feel like I never have enough monitors.

Cannabis, meditation and the knowledge that my skills are valuable enough that I can leave whenever I feel so inclined.

In that order too

Is it bad that even though I am doing computer science in college I still feel like I am missing a lot of knowledge? Like I’ll come out of college without knowing things that people with information technology will know or things that people with computer engineering will know.

I feel like all the job descriptions out there want me to be a combination of CS, IT and CE.

Hey guys... Broke up with my girlfriend that I spend 1.3 years with her and all I think about is "I have to come back to work in order to forget this sadness and depression " ... Sometimes I feel that programming is making me feel like a robot with cold to no feelings

When I'm reading a book or following a tutorial and feel that sudden spike in difficulty. I lose it all.

Is it me that feel coding made me emotion less, cold or a retard? 😊

Do you feel that good too when you find the perfect (any)SQL query?
I feel sooo satisfied!

That late night feel where NOTHING IS WORKING!!!!!

Swift is such a horrible language now that I am actually using it. You have protocols that don't behave like interfaces, classes that aren't objects, structs that aren't passed by reference. And stupid counterintuitive generic grammer. I feel scammed.

This is how I feel on Friday afternoons when my PM tells me that there is one more thing.

Most of the time I feel that I will never be good at my job as a developer.

I feel that I'm cursed or something 🙄
Why would anyone want to develop anything in Delphi?

That feel when a customer contacts you late at night asking why their site is down 😱

Do you know the frustration you feel after you worked on your game engine all day and ended up with it not working properly anymore? It's so diffuse.. you didn't really do anything physically, but you still feel like you failed and broke something that you will now have to fix.

Sometimes I compute so much that I feel like I cannot relate to most humans.

Do you ever feel like no matter how much money you earn it just.. doesn't seem enough because you see certain people around you who earn even more? Whenever i hear my in-laws say 'oh that guy earns this much, this guy earns this much', i feel kinda low...

Today was the last day of my 10weeks internship. That was a great experience. Returning to school make me feel so sad :(

this feel that i can change the world doing main job basically living anywhere in the world. just give me some keyboard connected to things.

How do you feel about devs that love closures & overloads to an almost abusive extent?

That moment @dfox ++ one of your rants. I feel like my rant was autographed 😍

I have connected my wireless mouse to my phone. I feel that I’m becoming too powerful.

That feel when you coding diagonally

If you ever feel useless and irrelevant, just remember that people like @JestDotty exist.

Do you ever feel like now that you reached your goal of being a developer that there is nothing left to look forward to? I feel like all the best parts of my life are over. I will never have a first love again, I will never be young again, and all that’s left is working a shit job where everyone else could give two shits less about craftsmanship so I can survive and then eventually dying.

A week ago I climbed on to the ledge of the parking garage and intended to jump. But I got scared and climbed back over and threw up everywhere. I feel like I am in a better place now, but I still don’t know what I am living for. It all feels so pointless. Does anyone else on devRant feel that way right now?

Is it possible to learn all of Java's capabilities? I feel it's such a versatile language that one can only specialize in certain areas.

What is that one technology/niche that YOU feel will have a major impact in the future?

Would be really interesting to know how different/similar our thoughts are on this subject.