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Wife: what are you thinking about?
Me: how to optimize key storage in a binary tree
Wife: forget that I asked5 -
Want to understand a DDOS attack?
Imagine trying to work while being interrupted every few seconds.. forever.
Just like an open office!4 -
I think I just broke the (only) USB C port on my MacBook so I’m racing to push about 30 git repos before the battery dies forever
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Kudos to namecheap for making whoisguard (domain whois protection) free forever!
Kudos to them for giving everyone the option of privacy, for free.38 -
"This dump is taking forever" - things that sound strange outside of a dev environment.
What are some other good ones?34 -
If you ask a programmer to do something once in a while, they'll end up doing it forever.
So, DON'T.4 -
ALL JS TUTORIALS SHOULD EXPIRE AUTOMATICALLY AFTER 1 YEAR AND DISAPPEAR FROM THE INTERNET FOREVER!!!!!
jeez every tutorial i start i realize is no longer relevant code after the npm install step!!
}:-(9 -
"I hate C# and Java because compiling takes forever. That's why I use JavaScript."
npm install && gulp
...9 years later...13 -
Old people to new people -
"Welcome to devRant"
"Enjoy your stay"
🤔
I think, do some people plan to be a guest and leave devRant after sometime?
I'm here to stay.
Maybe, it should be
"Welcome to devRant, now you're stuck here..." 😈
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I am pretty sick of people treating developers like forever alone geeks that roam the internet 24/7
I mean I am one but my point stands..
It does !2 -
If Stack Overflow really crashed it would never be fixed since the devs would be stuck refreshing Stack Overflow forever.2
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"Well, how hard could it be to do it in this impossible deadline?"
Well ... HOW ABOUT I STICK A LAMP POST UP YOUR ASS? HOW HARD COULD IT BE? YOU JUST STAY STILL AND I PUSH HARD ENOUGH, RIGHT?!12 -
My mom got cancer and passed away two years later. I had made several videos to document her life. All of that, plus photos and video of our family, lived on a backup drive that got dropped on the floor a few months after she passed away. Head crash that wasn’t discovered until it was turned on again and forever destroyed the platter. It was the largest set of photos and video I had of her. All forever gone.17
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Happy rant.. life is going to change forever. I'm going to be a dad! Operation : Kiddie QA team... Is underway :D5
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Don't put a hack and leave comments like "// HACK: Remove this later". It's gonna stay there forever. Trust me. Do clean codes from the start!2
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I code for fun until it isn’t any fun anymore, then I code because I need to finish.
But no code is ever finished.
I shall code forever!2 -
News: Microsoft is buying GitHub.
Me: Lets Gather money with patreon / crowdfunding to buy MicroSoft.
Let's end that shit Forever.
What's your opinion.18 -
It's pretty good deal, if you ask me !!
Gotta buy one, so that I can be online even after I'm dead, earth gets destroyed, sun gets turned into Black hole and collision of milky way and Andromeda Galaxies.
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Installing all the needed Latex dependencies on linux takes maybe 15 seconds, on windows I need 5GB of space and it takes forever to install.49
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As a PhD student, I do not dare have hobbies. I mean, I don't exactly have time for it. I could make time for it, but then the phd would take forever.
☹️8 -
That moment a friend sees an opened terminal on your pc and you realize you are now branded "tech-support" forever *sigh*5
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If you're a manager that cuts on hardware quality — listen.
When you die, I will contain your soul into the closed cube made of cheap whining SMD coils. You'll be there forever unable to end your suffering and will forever hear that coil whine until the end of time.1 -
I HATE TESTING DB MIGRATIONS! SHIT TAKES BLOODY FOREVER!
This one takes 20 freaking minutes each attempt, and I need to run it. yet again.
$@%&!10 -
And so net neutrality dies in the US... Mofo Ajit Pai why you do this to us? Literally 80 percent of people are against this repeal. So what the heck does he do? Repeal em of course. Hope he burns in hell forever. By that I mean I hope he has to have really slow internet forever. Now that would be justice.2
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Coworker went on vacation for the first time in forever... I wonder if she'll notice something different 😂😳
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Should I give swearing comments under the "I found my SO" rants for this week? 😔
I'm not upset. Not angry. Really. Well maybe a tad envious. Just a tiny bit. Yeah.
Screw it. Yeah I hate you all. 😭😭😭7 -
Project Manager: "Let's put this temporary site up that the sales guys can use until the app is released in a few months"
A year later it's still used more than the app.
// bandaids are forever1 -
When you want to develop android apps but forever banned from publishing on Google Play for impersonating yourself...11
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Having installed Windows purely for work, Windows starts installing Candy Crush and other sponsored games while it takes forever to get VS up and running4
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Tomorrow is monday...
Monday...
That fucking shit day which cause feelings like being lost forever...7 -
Finally got approved to bring on a second developer for a three month project. Our vendor provided 12 of their "best" candidates, and we picked the only three that actually knew the programming language required to interview. Two did not speak sufficient English and the last one sounded perfect. Two weeks in, he quits and doesn't answer the vendor or us. No money in the budget to try again and I end up developing the entire thing myself. Five months later and I have finally finished.1
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My routine lately :
* Opens devrant*
* Sees loads of posts of developers mentioning their girlfriends or wives*
* Looks around the empty room *
* Gets sad and dies a little.*
* Get back to coding hoping of getting a girlfriend after finishing this project( never gonna happen) *
++ If you ever felt the same.6 -
C++ errors in a nutshell
(The pics is from my college computer lab where it takes us forever to get a proper output )
(Maybe it's we who suck) xD
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Sometimes I get so caught up questioning myself how to *architect* the code, that it takes me forever to do the actual coding.
Anyone else ever do this?5 -
Eclipse is in my opinion one of the worst IDE's EVER!!!!11!
It's slow, starting takes like forever and debugging is a real pain in the ass!
I really miss Visual Studio :(23 -
That moment when you try showing an issue to your senior developer and gradle takes forever to build.
Clicks build...
Goes to get coffee.
Takes a sip.
*1500 sips later*
Gradle build still running...2 -
Installed RAM 48.0 GB
Eclipse, Chrome if you ever show the slightest slowliness I'm deleting you forever!
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So there is this really cute guy in my class and he recently started to learn coding. Since I am 'the computer guy' in school, of course he got to me and asked for help. I introduced him to C# and for the next two weeks helped him learn and understand the language. It was so neat and he was so cute, doing all the mistakes I did too (1+1=11, that kind of stuff)
Now he informed me today that he switched to Java. Of all the languages, Java!! Guess I'll need to search for a new Padawan, fml6 -
Everyday I change all of my colleague's i++ in ++i in for loops, and he changes my ++i in i++. This goes on forever...11
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Takes forever. Finally completed the build. Got the cooler from newegg, which shipped from Taiwan.
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I hate such sites. Such developers will be condemned to live with a 128Kbps dial-up connection forever. Assholes.
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I should have become a pilot, at least the stress ends when the plane lands, unlike this shit, which goes on forever.2
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class Life extends Death{
public static void main(String...args){
Guy me = new Guy();
me.born();
GirlFriend gf = new GirlFriend();
me.setGirlFriend(gf);
me.getMarried();
me.haveSon();
me.die();
}
}
------- Exception on line 5: NullPointerException, girlfriend cannot be null ---
Daaamnn6 -
*If you could ban something from the field of programming forever, what would it be? 👀
*Pls. don't ban me thx c:36 -
[context: sitting in a chair, posting a comment here in devRant]
Other Person (jokingly): "That doesn't look like volunteer work, that looks like texting!"
Me (awkwardly): "Haha, yeah..."
Me (internally): If only I had people to text...
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@dfox @trogus Hooked me up with a second set of stickers! Thank you sir now i get to trick of my 3d printer 😁 Lol i took this picture forever ago and forgot to post
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Wait so Win 11 is real?
What happened to the whole Windows 10 is forever and it'll just be updated deal?9 -
@dfox
Feature request:
If(When you are in the app and go to notifications, group the notifications for the same rant.
||
Automatically sort unread notifications to the top)
{
Zombie = happy;
}
Sometimes I have to scroll forever1 -
“Falling in love with code means falling in love with problem solving and being a part of a forever ongoing conversation.”- Kathryn Barrett
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Sometimes I wonder if I actually want to be a dev forever. Problem is I'm too smart to do anything easier and too lazy to do anything harder
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Well, no rubber duck for me but this guy is my partner since many years ago (since I've started my carrer).
Not even those prehistoric bugs last forever!
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LPT: Avoid building any complex report/tool with Excel, because you will forever be fixing the damn thing!1
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installing linux for the first time since i have been a windows user for like forever. just a bit more exploring and experience and maybe ill switch to linux completely.2
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Sad rant:
Programming has been my passion since forever, and about a year ago I realized I should make my profession out of that.
I did, and now I don't like programming anymore. 40h a week sucks5 -
Really wish I could fast forward to working as a developer professionally... the learning process takes forever and I'm so anxious and sick of the job I'm at...6
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Life is a constant battle of not knowing whether I want to quit programming forever, or if I just need 8 hours sleep.1
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My life as a web developer changed forever when I realized that 80% of my layout problems can be solved by adding "display: flex;" to literally everything in sight.1
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Dream project: mathematically proven secure OS. It would take forever, and be nearly impossible, but given enough time it is theoretically possible.6
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* wakes up fresh & excited *
To Myself: Will code like a pro all day 😎
* End of the day (Finally) *
Lets compile 😋
Errors: 37 Warning:8 [-_-!]
* Goes to bed & sleeps forever * 🤐
#Noob_alert 😂 -
Just spent forever trying to figure out why my POST request parameter(s) weren't working. The PHP was checking for GET parameters. Fucking hell.1
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When learning new tech, it takes me forever to get the environment/dependencies setup because of the million different errors I get.
Am I just too dumb to follow installation instructions?1 -
Producer meets designer.
Monday, 10am email "new task added: implement this new feature. Priority: can wait forever"
Tuesday, 4pm email "change on task: implement this new feature. Priority: urgent, it's a must on wednesday's build"
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My idea of hell is being forced forever to maintain a prestashop website with hundreds of under-documented, readily obsolete, mutually conflicting, and most often useless modules.5
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Anyone else thinks the internet is outdated and doesn't suit the needs of today? We can't keep patching it up forever.4
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I've just bought a new table, I think that's the best thing anyone without a proper table can do.
25 € and solid wood, I hope it lasts forever.8 -
This free tool can look up your competitor’s web hosting provider. I've also added the PWA version as well. This tool will be free forever.
Hosting Lookup: https://tech.zerobizz.com/tools/...
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Been coding and learning for 3 years and still don’t even feel close to try and look for a job. FUCK. Don’t wanna be a valet driver forever.
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Logging literally everything from every service into one giant super log db for us to sift through.
It is expensive, it is stupid, and it is set to .info() level always forever no exceptions.2 -
- Be me, developing mobile game
- Make the following goal, coz project is very important.
- plug phone to laptop for testing.
- phone gets charged
- phone doesn't die for 2 days, fuck you ain't getting any entertainment forever
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Anyone else annoyed by their scumbag brain that is hard to please but gets content easily?
Or is it just me?2 -
My company spent millions of dollars on new services in the building and software to utilize the software. Software takes forever to load and I am getting NullException errors when I click on anything. 🙄1
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Do you guys know the feeling when your opening PR on side project late at night..
The CI takes forever to make all the analyses and checks and you almost fall asleep because your so fucking tired? -
!rant
I love gitlab but what's up with merge requests taking forever.
I'm not the waiting kind. Smash a keyboard or something.3 -
I hate when build takes forever to complete and all my enthusiasm drains out.
The main reason I am not being productive. -
C, C++, and Java are legacy programming languages.
So, for the ones who fear that the language will go away in mere 10-15 years. Chill. These languages will stay forever.18 -
when you realize Ubuntu 12 is not LTE any more.... tought it was going to be forever....Well yeah let's try lte 16.5
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always put timeouts on your connection code..number of times I see shit blocked forever ..and we know it’s not good to have your shit blocked5
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Not sure if it is because my computer is older, but my demo app is taking forever for gradle to build! Now I can procrastinate without feeling bad! 😁😁
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"Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever."
This is so true. -
Do you want to be a dev forever? Feeling the burnout? Some insights:
https://slashdot.org/comments.pl/...2 -
When you get to work and just want the one Windows machine you're forced to have to do something... Anything really. Nah.
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People responsible for closing threads on stackoverflow for "We don’t allow questions seeking recommendations for software libraries" should die and rot in hell forever.7
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What's the best passive income for you? With small effort/capital but with big returns in a short period of time? Also high chance of working/succeeding.
I don't want to be an employee forever :) thanks!11 -
Make the ubuntu upgrade to 18.04 and it takes forever to finish
It also updates new version of i3, I hereby gets this shit 🤦🏻♂️
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So I've been back to work for 2 weeks after going on a holiday. Getting back into the flow of things was easy, but seeing the status of the project that I am a part of, and seeing the kind of implementation work that my co-workers has done, it's kind of a no surprise.
So the past 2 weeks I've been completing features that I left my co-workers to finish, but didn't. And rewriting other features that they worked on, but does not meet the specifications.
Will I ever be able to work with reliable/competent developers? -
Oh god where do I begin, built a JSON parser that supported comments, build a basic debug terminal for web pages, I could go on forever
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Anyone else getting 504 timeouts on devRant or It just me.....
Or maybe it's that giant image in the feed taking forever to load 🧐4 -
Never been so fit, so able, so sublime.
Being 26 year old, I know it won't last forever, but I will cherish it.5 -
Stepped into a government facility and what do I hear in the background? Dial up. No wonder it's taking forever to have a single number called.2
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Here to represent project managers.
Who was saying what about us?!
Talk now or forever hold your peace!4 -
So a Buggy production code caused data discrepency. This is fixed, and now the only task left is cleaning up the data, and this will be in my backlog forever.
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Today:
Well, this data has been wrong since ... uh forever....
Well, how bad can it be, the company is still afloat and nobody has complained?
*fix*
*fix*
*fix*
-creeps away slowly-
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Once I realized the power of ASP.NET in my Advanced Web Dev class... It was like a culmination of all of my favorite things: web design, programming, instant gratification....
My life would be forever changed 👐2 -
Dear Xcode,
You are a lovely IDE. Especially when an app crashes and the crash stops once I restart you. I am your friend forever.
Yours always,
Slick mouth/Pissed Off Developer4 -
We are working on an AngularJs 1.x project for a long time now. Maybe we’ll use it forever because we will never be allowed to rewrite the whole app with much timely tools 💆🏻♀️
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Golang, I love you to death.
But I will have you know that unsuccessfully scouring the web for why my json config file wasn't being read into the struct followed by almost two hours of messing around with every little thing... And I discover that the fucking problem was my struct member names needed their first letters to be uppercase. Ridiculous.
Gotta love spending forever overthinking. The solution is often too simple!4 -
we destroyed our planet forever, but for a really really short time, we made shareholders really really happy3
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Use Rust they said. It will be much less hassle they said.
And now rustc just stops working in the middle of compiling. No error or anything it just doesn't want to continue compiling so I'm stuck forever on "Building ...". I thought I would never have to experience this again after deciding to pretend C++ doesn't exist but alas systems programming appears to forever be a right pain in the ass7 -
Yo, remember when @Alice parodied the millenial 404 message? It was hilarious, but now it's gone :c
Has anyone saved it by any chance? I don't want this to be lost forever, it was too good :c3 -
Company announced cuts a week ago. Feels like you are hanging forever. Just tell me if I'm in or out already!!!
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I was android dev for two years. Always used real devices. Now I've created android emulator. Looks like it will boot forever. Any advice?6
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I would sell my soul for some measurable progress
Feels like I've been in this step forever (literally only 3 or 4days) -
I can't attach any image now and it keeps on loading forever. :/
(Is it just me? Maybe because of slow connection?)1 -
Everyone around me in the office has the same persistent cold. It edges forever closer. There is no hope.
Bring back mandatory mask wearing in meetings. Or just don't invite me.14 -
Never, ever, forever, whenever, however wait for the last hour to submit your entry to a hackathon. Submit early and iterate quickly :(
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It’s a bit late in the day, but I just realized - amazon workers are striking today, so in solidarity it is suggested not to cross the digital picket line by using amazon online services, including AWS today!5
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You know it's all good and well but compiling and building opensource software is like falling down a stairway and getting fucked by dependencies and quirky configurations on each step.
Forever...Down one step and down again.1 -
I have reached the conclusion that angular and tdd don't go together well. Component tests take forever to run.
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For some test cases some text was overlapping. I tryed many times different ways and in the end what I did was changing the paragraph and putting a standard one and fitted it perfectly forever.
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So X410 supports hyperv sockets, kde plasma runs like real smooth over one, thought we were destined for laggy desktops forever
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Looking for WebSockets... when this explanation appears
...or just Forever Frame in IE because... because it is IE
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TFRecordDataset is probably the ugliest thing I've seen in a forever. Who the fuck is responsible for this ugly ass?2
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So today, I have to clean the project, republish, clean Tomcat's directory, recompile.
That takes forever omg -
Monday is forever monday...
Even if we try to forget tha day it is...
Monday is always monday...
Sob sob... -
Any place to run a simple python script? For free.
I just need to keep it running, forever.
Can't run on my laptop, script needs constant internet.12 -
to just do my shit, without working for anyone. really, I just want to dwell on my side projects forever.
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For those of us in college/University is it normal to have issues with trying to find the right scope and size for a project? because it takes me forever to figure that out
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:: unlimited money = endless distribution for everyone. Unlimited time = forever distribution of money for everyone. I'll be Oprah forever!
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chick says for the umpteenth time she doesn't care :P
she'll be saying that likely forever.
all because she's a terrible person.1 -
Grr! Why is my new iMac taking forever to start up programs and load websites? I feel like it should be faster than this!9
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Creating something that doesnt exist. Publishing it. Gettting passive income. Getting drinks and treating your only limited resource as you like, forever.
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Doing workflow by emailing word docs from person to person and then wondering why it takes forever or breaks down 90% of the time.
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Am I wrong to think my senior using an expiry date value null as forever weird or is this common practice?4
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Is there how to get upload and download speeds balanced?
Will we be forever stuck as mostly consumers of internet instead of as much as producers?3 -
Every developer should go to Silicon Valley at least once in their lifetime, it should be enough to change his/her life forever...
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I'm SO FUCKING PROUD of whoever put this here. It's besn forever since anyone's even mentioned memes as a concept in my high school, much less done/written something for the meme.
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I just upgraded my newly installed KDE Plasma and now I am stuck on Memtest forever. Help anyone? I can't even exit out of this everytime I do It starts again.
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Botched the technical interview with the CTO he got me with fucking left joins x,) I'm forever stuck at my dead end job, I'm destined to wither in that wilderness of spaghetti and poor practices2
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Fcuk windows with its Creators update which takes forever. Would be useful to have for each update an estimation of how long its installing will take.14
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It always seems that debugging tools are almost impossible to find for the language youre learning.
Here's an entire tutorial on Go - last chapter is how to use the debugger. GAHHHH -
First time using Sentry is like seeing colors for the first time...
My life has changed forever. I can't go back!2 -
4 Step Plan:
1: Have a new idea
2: Work on it
3: Forget about it a week later
4: Pause project till forever! -
Is it my crappy connection or the git bash for windows is just shite? It's taking forever to clone onto a repo using ssh.8
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The constant re-explanation of how stuff should be done, whether it's business logic or even in simple programming itself. When it comes to developers, I find myself repeating myself a lot simply because they can't be bothered to understand what business rules are needed as all they want to do is just code a solution and get it over and done with.
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I wish id start a inventory tracking system. I am forever forgetting what i have and where i put it.
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@mohan, I read your rant about HCF, hadn't heard about it before. Just realized that HBO Nordic has it! The rest of my vacation just planned itself rather neatly. I'm forever grateful!
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When it comes to work, I wouldn't say that I get low motivation. In every single job that I have been in I have seen some terrible coding, or when I review my previous stuff I find it was also terrible. Always wanting to improve/refactor stuff is always a motivation as it'll in turn make me a better programmer. Also I hold that belief that you have to do the shit out of your job since you can be replaced!
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Is it possible for someone to stay as an individual contributor forever? Particularly for a back-end engineer or a data engineer?
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"Without an Organizer, [...] Meetupwill shut down on [...] 2021 and all of its photos and conversations will be lost forever."1
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Yawn everything is sooo boring
I wish I'd approached the formerly cute fishy blond I saw in the grocery store from forever ago before I knew you were all monsters sigh2
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