UI design gone wrong

UTF-8 gone wrong

Just shaved my beard and immediately regretted it. I look like a snail now... And my Linux skills are gone...

wtf?!?! now it's going to rain ELEPHANTS? ??

Never let little kids play near your laptop RIP dev sticker :(

I was gone for like 10 mins.

How did this date format ever get past code review.

This is why I prefer working alone. Its sadly true...

Umm wait what? Okay... 🙄😅

The binary +1 feature has not gone unnoticed 👍🏽
@dfox @trogus

Thanks Windows for deleting my entire fucking Ubuntu partition in your latest update. I didnt really need any of those projects I was working on. It's not like I have deadlines or anything.

PS.
Go fuck yourself

Error is gone..

And it's gone

Accidentally hugged my boss. It's fine, I can't have more than 100 years left to carry this memory around anyways.

Forever Alone :'(

I've always find it weird when people said "You never know how much you love something until it gone"

Until i broke my keyboard's Left CTRL.

My experience with AMD Radeon driver updates today:

This looks like fun

Should've gone with AC

Got to the office today and found everything gone. Fuckers stole all the computers.

i had no fucking clue it was ever gone away....who writes this shit man?

When I see YouTube videos titled "How to get a cs engg degree in 2018 "
My thought : "You should have gone to college in 2014."

Have you guys ever gone through this stage😅😅

aight this mans gone officially insane

First resolution for 2017: more side-projects.
*commit*
Aaaaand motivation's gone.

when you add a single ';' and suddenly 1867 errors are gone.

Waking up, feeling like I have a cold I sit down at my computer and see that my biggest client has asked for a minor change. I haven't had my coffee yet, but I can do what they're asking for in a minute. The site is *gone*. Just a permissions error. Have they been hacked?! Why hasn't the client called me?! The files are there and no changes have been made. It doesn't come up on any browser. 10 panicked minutes later I check it on my phone. It comes up. Wait a minute ... While editing /etc/hosts yesterday I'd accidentally uncommented a line for this site that I'd foolishly left in there. One character later my false alarm is solved. I'm getting my damned coffee now.

Fuck me, big fucking security flaw with a UK internet service provider, my head has gone through my desk and hit the floor it’s that bad.

Work has gone from. "WHAT AM I DOING! "To "WHY AM I THE MAIN PROGRAMMER!!!"

Friday and I've gone home to unwind from work..

By working on personal projects

Everything that's gone into the design of this box, is absolutely astonishing 😮 and no I don't just mean the outside

Started to take vitamins. Oversleeping is gone, constant fatigue is gone, and I also feel happy for no reason.

I like when a recruiter calls, decides you're not experienced enough for the role they called for, and immediately ask if you know someone who is. Sure, bro, let me help do your job for you.

You don't know how much you need it until is gone.... 5 days whitout internet :(

My car gets horrible miles to the gallon. Put hundreds of gallons in and have only gone 17 miles 😩

I hate Microsoft!

But i gotta say, VS Code is a really good IDE. Guess they should've gone open source a long time ago

Cable porn gone wrong!

"Where's the database server gone?"

how do you know your dumbass linting rules have gone overboard?

this is how

M - "Hey... 👀 where's the boss?"
P - "He's gone to get lunch 🍱"
M - "😮 WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A DEPLOYMENT!"

🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

5.5 hours in... No progress. Have actually gone negative progress...

It always feels like a bad idea when the customer suggests doing a deployment on Friday. 😧

What the fuck has one of my clients been up to?! Every request he makes he suggests we might want to do it via a function.

"We need to ensure this is password protected. Maybe wrap the calls in a function."

I wander if he goes into the bakery and says, "I need a loaf of bread---use flour."

All I can think of is that someone influential in his life is an FP zealot and he's latched onto this word.

But, I quite like FP. Maybe I'll refactor everything to static classes to meet the requirement.

Hope to Christ he doesn't find out about HTML, etc. "Maybe add a CSS rule."

Looks like ruby has gone off the rails 😂😂

I wish I could CTRL+Z my haircut

3 types of beginner programmers. Everyone has gone from this stage.

In Sweden, we say "someone has walked into the wall" when they have gone sick because of stress.

Damnit I hope I am not on my way

Client: what is a browser?
😂🤣🙃 that's it I'm gone

I've gone from 'HOLY SHIT IT WORKS' to 'WHY THE FUCK IS THIS BROKEN' in just half an hour.

This office has gone [object Object] days without type coercion errors

Couple of years back:
"Hey, lets put all of our custom binaries in /bin"

Today:
"Hey @Linux, I updated my system and now some binaries is gone"

Wait, is he.... gone?!

Yaknow, *that* guy.

I recently set up Pihole but i think i've gone a bit too far...

// if we reach this code, something's gone really really wrong and I don't know why

I stared at the errors with the hope that they would go away. And my friend did this.
Now the errors are gone.
Bad day

Just poured cola on my smartphone. Thank God not all the coke gone.

Once upon a time I was a top ranter here! Those days are gone 😐

You know something has gone wrong when <<<<HEAD appears in the repo

>got 2TB storage upgrade for Xbox One S
>plugs in
>format went well
>queue up ganes to download to external storage
>all is fine
>whoops a game crashed and hanged the console
>force-reboot xbox
>OH MY GOD ALL THE GAMES ARE GONE ALL OUR SAVES ARE GONE EVERYTHING'S GONE
>well at least the saves are all cloud saves
>wait why are they not resyncing
>Turns out you can sync saves upward but not downward if you don't pay for Gold for ALL ACCOUNTS ON THE XBOX, and gold family share doesn't count
>mfw Microsoft is ransoming save backups now

If I hear the word "techie" one more time from management, I'm gone lose my shit!!!

I don't go around calling them "managies" all day!!!

Trying to install ubuntu on usb...
Make it persistent, so everything stays installed on the usb.

Installing some packages, personalizing it.
Reboot... And..... It's gone.

When a JavaScript date has gone bad,
“Don’t call me, I’ll callback you. I promise

//An okay long rant..

So i work at this small robotics start-up company I Copenhagen.
The first dumb part is that it only uses interns as staff, because then they don't need to pay people. (I am working part time, for free. Just to get experience (I am only 20 btw))

So.. I often get into an argument with my boss, since she is a designer with a "passion" for robotics (she has no clue how to do anything related to the work) But I often try to explain to her some current limitations in the staff, and what is possible for us to do, but she will never listen. She really wants us to design our own microcontroller board PCB, and she want it at the size of a coin. However when I tell her that none of the, non paid works has the experience or education to design such a thing, she never wants to acknowledge it, and it really pisses me off.
And her dad, who is the top boss, only care for esthetics when he is making a work environment, which is dumb when we just need to develop stuff...

Sorry if the rant was too long but had to get it out..

Just started a week vacation.

Left a sign on my desk saying "Gone phishing".

The division between chilling and working is absolutely gone when both happen in the same exact space.

Looking for the bug for 2 days. Comments out a random line of code and the bug is gone.

When you move from one "agile" company to a truly agile company. Wow. Productivity has gone through the roof!

The level of swears and insults have gone up in here recently. I name AlexDeLarge as the most influential.

These reviews are just taking objectively bad things (energy and microtransactions) and saying they're good?? I'm so confused, has the world gone mad?

When you're coming back from vacation and you are praying nothing has gone wrong in your absence

Government: Taxes have gone up due to inflation!
Company: uWu, No problem sensei-chan.

Supply Chain: Manufacturing costs have gone up due to lack of supplies!
Company: uWu, No problem sensei-chan.

AWS: Server costs are up due to inflation!
Company: uWu, No problem sensei-chan.

Employee: Cost of my services have gone up.
Company: Listen here you little shit.

Customer complained that the site was not rendering as it's supposed to. After spending hours trying to fix the bug I saw that the customer had zoomed the browser which obviously broke the rendering.

# pacman -Syu

Aaand stability of my Arch is gone. God bless bleeding edge!

Surely there days like today when u want to complete something. but end up debugging something else. Day gone.

Me before wathing Google I/O: *normal happy life*
Me (in a paranoid voice) after watching it: The are everywhere, they listen to every word, every sillable everything! They are onto us, they strive for world domination. I gotta hide somewhere!

Me: *finds bug*
Me: *starts working on a fix*
*4 hours later*
Me: "It's a total whack job but at least the bug is gone"

My most painful coding error?

```
#!/bin/bash
APP_PREFIX=${1}

#Clean built bin dir before re-compiling
rm -rf ${APP_PREFIX}/bin

make compile
```

Dragged wrong folder into the trash and realized it too late. About 400 GB just gone 😑

Someone stole my bike. Fuck. €300 gone

firefox gone rogue

I wish we could have more letters in Alphabet :( :( . Got it in the morning and after a restar everything gone. Lost the haven of DVD drive.....

Who has been gone through these moments..

If I could get a do-over, I would have gone to art class instead. Sadly, life doesn't have Ctrl+Z

lol, picking a pen after so many months of coding, i feel like my already terrible handwriting has gone even worse

The power is gone and my ThinkPads are asynchronously blinking away.

Rose are red
Dark theme make me code faster

An other developer's gone
Because of the manager

Have you ever been so motivated to do stuff that you lost the motivation because of too much motivation that sucked up all the energy you had to be motivated?

YouTube: SPENDING 24 HOURS IN PRISON CHALLENGE (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (COPS CALLED)

devRant: SPENDING 24 HOURS STRAIGHT ON DEVRANT TELLING EVERYONE THAT APPLE IS BAD AND MY SECURITY IS BETTER (GONE WRONG) (DATA BREACHED) (DFOX CALLED)

There are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

This is really the stuff I have to deal on daily basis.

Has pseudocode gone too far or we are back to assembly language ?

Bot spends 30 minutes collecting data
I forgot to add a W to the file open call in python
Data gone.
Fuck.

Java is like Alzheimer's, it starts off slow, but eventually, your memory is gone.

Am I the only one happy that no-one can post images anymore? Kinda refreshing that all the crappy memes are gone 😂

What's the longest time you've gone without sleep?

Thank you @dfox and @trogus for the awesome service you've built! And thank you for making my life less stressful! :)

Comment if you gone through this...!!

Sometime I fear that I will be totaly useless if the era of internet will gone.. Era of computer will fade..

I cant even cook tea..

Family gone for 2 months. Me and my laptop will be the only one at home. Let the code begin.

The urge to leave my parents house :D

Fucking worked, been gone for 3 years now.

you'd think by now people would understand version control. a whole days work gone because of bad merging.

Proving you're not a robot has gone to new extremes... yes, I can shart.

My, my... where has the time gone?

Anyone else getting this? Apparently Google broke something.
You never realise how much you use a tool until it's gone!

Empty create-react-app...262Mb

I do like npm but something has gone pretty fucko along the way.

Blockchain. There for a good 20-30 years, now a fad, gone in the future.

I was having my after lunch coffee +reading devRant. I saw a rant about MySQL ("MySQL server has gone away" error).
It's spreading and no one can stop it!

"Hey debian, why is jessie-backports and jessie-updates gone?"

kek

Long story short: lecture is boring.
Having fun teaching ai, at some point it has gone crazy 😅😅😅

Defuq with you devRant.
didn't open you for a while and now @rutee07 is gone.

Seriously, where is @rutee07 ?

MS Teams - updated. Chats - gone. Good update, MS 👍

Here we go. Three hours of meetings. 75% of my day gone.

My phone fell down for the thousandth time and i thought it was okay as it usually has been in previous attempts at suicide.

Pressed power button ...
Screen turned on showing lock screen...
Touched back key .... phone vibrated....
Hmmm... It's okay. Didn't try unlocking screen...

Received a call later on....
Swiped to pick up call.... Nothing moved...
Turned the screen off. Turned it on again. Tried opening screen lock. Again nothing moved...

Got an OTG and plugged a mouse into phone.
Cursor moves.

Alas... My Phone's Touch Unit is DEAD :/

Github gone wrong

I dont think my hardware carrer will go far if I keep producing this shit. I'm laughing my ass of tho xD

Implemented complex AD tracking system for offline conversions back to ads.

Me: It's done and works and it's based on cookies.

Tech Manager: What if the cookies get deleted all the tracking is gone.......

Me in my head: Stop trying to be clever with the dotdotot ....

Me in real life: Same as Analytics and Adwords .......all that tracking is gone.

FN smart ass.

My face is gone :(

I prefer coding after my friends, family, colleagues, and flirts have all gone to sleep.

Why must you twist the knife like this Fitbit?
I already know Pebble is gone.... You can't replace them...

For anyone who's gone through setting up a Vulkan based renderer from absolute scratch.

Write a piece of code that works just fine and it's fairly extensible in 20 minutes.

Then proceed to spend the rest of your night rethinking and replacing said piece of code numerous times, with slightly more elegant code.

7 hours later and I'm still not done. Although a fine way to improve your skills, I seriously need to stop doing that for every single thing I write and start managing my time better. Got lots of other stuff I need to be working on...

Surely I can't be the only one doing this

I got out of bed so fast because I wanted to do something on my computer. Now, I'm sitting here trying to remember what it was!

DEPRESSION TRIGGER WARNING

Every once in a while, I feel depressed.

From who am i, where am i questions to what will i do in the future to sustain myself...

But what hits me so hard every single time is what will happen if i die...

So i disappear

From here.

As if i never wake up again from my sleep

It is like

Gone

I don't know how to explain but..

It terrifies me

Think about it

You... Poof!

Gone

From this world

And if you have no kids,well,

Gone. Completely

.......

G.O.N.E.

AdobeFlex what ?!

If you think the whole world has gone crazy remember this: The Earth is technically bipolar.

My code works at first run.
This can't be right.
Something must have gone terribly wrong.
I don't trust you computer!

Back at school after summer break and all the couches are gone and replaced by benches.

When it is 645am Friday and you spent the whole week with meetings and tasks and sleepless nights.

You just cannot give a tiny rat ass about the naming of routes and functions.

DO NOT ask me about my variable names!

So I'm going to leave this code till tomorrow.
The bugs should have magically gone by then

Novell networking software. Like, all of it. Glad it’s gone.

Fuuuuuck this.

The shit i see at work with some fucky codebases.

I should have just gone to music school.

Oh ya, i never shared that with you devrant fam. I was going for music school before comp sci.
:)

But yeah, wonder how that would have gone.

Like many things in life, it's hard to appreciate white space until it's gone.

Now the following might shock you, read on with caution.

FUCK YOU DEVRANT.

I was writing a beautiful comment, i wrote an eassay you do not find anywhere else, i was about to spread more wisdom than the fucken bible.
Decided to search some stuff to put in some references, change back to devrant anD THE FUCKING APP RESTARTED LIKE IT'S NORMAL TO DO SO. RANT GONE, COMMENT GONE, WILL TO LIVE GONE.

THANKS FOR FUCKING NOTHING.

but in all honesty, who cares. Not a big deal.

What happened to ++'s :D

Shit! The backups gone...

This cryptocurrencies madness.

My CPU usage gone wild only for accessing 1 goddamn news website

Fuck you coin-have.com to provide the tools to those greedy scumbags

Internet connnection gone.
Windows-help: Search online for a solution.

Thanks Microsoft for the good idea!

I done did it! I gone and won devRant!!!

Since AlexDeLarge left the face reveal rant is gone

You have 10 notices that your rant had gotten a ++, but the total score has only gone up by one.
😒

Joing a company was the biggest mistake i ever made!
Wondering what was wrong with my career as a free lance android dev that i decided to accept the project ???
All those beautiful days coding all day long without any stress or deadline now gone!
GONE !!!

that awesome moment when you get back from holiday and resolve all the issue the team had while you were gone :)

Testing a chat application that works within a local network on my mobile hotspot.

600 mb gone

WTF!

MYSQL has gone away.....😔

When your PM is gone for two weeks and you had no idea until the day they left 😂

That moment when your rant has gone so viral that you have to force close devRant app. Coz your phone is buzzing every half an hour....

The skype bot has gone crazy.

💻 Happy Monday mother fuckers

* This post was sponsored by the "gone on holiday" gang

I think it's JavaScript turn 😁.
It seems Python haters have gone to rest.

Debugging has gone wrong

I can't believe I've been here for a year already. Where has the time gone?

Well, here's to another year of ranting with like-minded people!

long gone those days...

Where's the shit wind gone?

Text from crushes are biggest distraction . Next few hours are gone for sure 😂😣

Collab tab gone? :(

Bloody mother fucking jesus christ....

It's working.

Sometimes I really wish I had the gift to be creative and to e.g. draw a (metaphoric) image of the shit I had to fix and how it felt to fix it.

It's sad not being able to share stuff in a way everyone can understand it :/

I uncludged the last bits of the networking / loadbalancer / craptastic network.

The whole chart that includes most of the associations / information for the network fits easily on a A2 paper. Internal only.

Just migration of a few remaining servers to Proxmox and a large MySQL to Postgres migration outstanding....

1.75 years and it's the first large milestone achieved. Large milestone as in it will not be a total clusterfuck anymore.

Still a lot of stuff to do...

But down to one major OS, Debian, for everything (container / VMs)... only LTS supported versions for services...

No more stuff that's so old it's near fossil state. We stillhad Ubuntu 12.04 running... :) ;) And XenServer is nearly gone...

Too many feels. Too many brain poofs. And way too much pain.

just got a 100 bonus reputation in all of my SO sites! it's like all my troubles are gone t once lol! no more restrictions! 😁😁

Got to work today to find out our staging server HDD has gone poof... Guess who's gonna have to reconfigure it...

Checking the whole code for finding the null value. Gone through the process multiple times.
Oh boy, it was wasn't "personId", it was "personID".

Oh shoot

That feeling when you spend 2 hours debugging circuit + code, to find out that the arduino had gone loose in the breadboard...

Finished 100gb with 10Mbps in 9 days..
.
Fuck
Now 1Mbps for rest 21 days.😰😧😖

Malwarebytes gone wild! 😂😂

Weather's great, sorroundings are great, partner is gone for a festival the next 5 days.. Might actually get work done now!

I think devRant portrait should add one more skin colour, #fff, for us from far North where the sun is gone for 4 months each winter

When after a drunk night your code is working and yesterday's bugs are all gone.

I'm so lucky that drunken me is my coworker. (:

That moment when you finally get a project to work when you have gone through shitty documentation and small fragments of forum question and answers...

Code Blocks gone Mad XD😂😂😂
#factorial_of_5_is_6
😁😀😂😂

"It’s strange, I’ve seen colours at times that when I’ve gone back to check on them, they’ve vanished…" - William Percy Weston

Everyone has gone to sleep. It's just me and the coffee mug now

At the office, I've recently gone from drinking double cappuccinos to cappuccino with a shot of espresso.
Am I becoming closer to senior developer?

From styling in tables, to a CSS grid. We've almost gone full circle.

Remember to check file names when using cp😥😭

Ranter from South Africa! Stickers gone global.
sudo apt-get install rant-stickers

When you have wifi signal
Aaaannndd sudden it's gone .....

Say what you want, it’s good he’s gone.

Site's gone live 5 mins ago, time for a design/ux/content review

3 Reasons.... no wait 2 Reasons.... No it is 3 Reasons ;)

When you just click ok while renaming a variable in android studio and realise, that it changed some words of your AndroidManifest.xml

Suffering from concentration, meaning my coffee is cold. I can’t drink cold coffee, it makes me retch. That’s the second cup today I’ve let die on me. It’s pissing me off now.

Windows 11 CLIs at their finest

Where the fuck did this day disappear?????? WTF?!?

Like fart in the wind. Pooft - and gone

I only just started learning Js. And it's going smoothly. In two weeks, I should have gone past the Beginner's level. Then what next?

half of my career has gone into resolving merge conflicts...

Debugging gone wrong.

Calculation gone wrong

OK it's three AM in the morning and I've gone from the Wikipedia page for dead man's switch to the Wikipedia page for the Sistine chapel roof.

Screw it. I’ve gone over to the dark side and become a consultant. Let’s see what life in consultancy brings.

Error gone!

WTF!!!
I almost gone through 1000 of top rant pages on this website....
Am I doing something wrong??? 😐😐

Andoid dev the joys of having your CPU @ 100% and RAM gone WTF

So my computer crashed while I was coding in eclipse. I turn it on and the class I was working on is absolutely empty, only one empty line

It wasn't a big class, but that still hurts

happiness is fleeting, like disk space.

be sure to appreciate it, before it's gone

The Google Play Store sucks my ass with miracle whip. Want to find something useful? Too bad! Paid placement for you!

Wikipedia is offline. And gone is my friday evening activity...

You ever pick Google Cloud and realise you should’ve gone for AWS? Curse hindsight.

When I angry, I'll code. And then my anger will gone. 😁

looks like devRant has gone April Fools on the ++’s

hey devs, was gone for 3 years from here, I'm back now 👋

git life !

I accidentally factory resetted my HP48... FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!! 10 years or hard work... Completely gone... I don't know what to do with myself now...