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Why is GitHub so intimidating for newbies

WTF to convert integer to string:

var i = 1;
var str = i + "";

Life is one big while(bool){loop};

Mostly the second one...

Story from back in college..

It was the golden days of Flash Facebook applications. I have developed a very simple Rubik's cube solver in Acton Script 3. I was testing it out at the back seat of the class during the first day of Advanced OOP in Java module.
Our lecturer was going on and on about how awesome Java was and what all you can do with it. After a while he said "do you know this thing called Rubik's cube?" **explains what it is for a while** "Some people have even made software to solve Rubik's cube with Java. Can you make something like that?"

I was like "you mean like this one?" Pointing to the app on my laptop.

What do you thinks is the best Linux distro for Home Server use ?

Fucking tutorials that simply skip thing completely.

Like how the fuck am I supposed to know how to run that that shit when you don't even mention how to build it and jump straight to the fucking debugging section.

Fucking hell, relate yourself to the people who'll read your shit, you non empathetic scum

"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along wound destroy civilization." - Gerald Weinberg

1366x768 displays and 5400RPM HDD should be banned in laptops.

JavaScript is ok. But I'm really hoping it will be fully replaced by webassembly within the next ten years.

That, was Savage..😂😂

Got home exhausted the other day. Told my non-tech wife that I have a lot to do. She asked, if she could do anything for me I need. I said: "Well, I need a network aware LoggerComponent." She replied: "Is that something I could paint?" My facial expression let her burst out in laugher within one second.

Polish Translation for Microsoft Visual Studio...
Hope you figure out what is wrong witch that shit
Good Job Bill...

Got this today in Bangkok. Best part of my vacation. 😂😂😂
Been using Ubuntu and haven't seen this in a while.

We are going to build a firewall!
And the php developers are going to pay for it!

I was at school the whole last week, and could work on my Ruby / React project the whole time, but now that I'm back to work, I forgot how to PHP 😅

Just fixing a broken build due to another bad merge by SVN. There was no reason it should have fucked that merge up but somehow it did.

Of course I didn't double check by building locally so that was my screwup but what I wouldn't give to use a decent source control tool

Once you go bash, you never go back.

I think CS education is getting weaker and weaker every year.
Since they released CS GO, CS seems to be overtaken by little cry kiddies who put out insults like an AK on speed.
I wish CS education was like when CS 1.6 came out.
Those were great years to learn gungames on The Simpsons maps and you were actually able to land headshots by skill and not just utter luck.

For the love of the almighty, merciful God, fuck IBM until their company is brought down in ruins! May the earth they worked at be salted, and may they be struck from all records! May the families who speak of sons or daughters who work there be stripped of their status in life, begging in the streets!

May nobody be allowed to list them on resumes! May nobody be allowed to work for them! May they be a blight, hidden like the dirtiest porn magazines!

May mother's weep when children apply to them! May father's disown!

May managers avoid them! May they be scoffed at like the fools of old!

Oh how the mighty have fallen! The scholars brought low! May they repent before the day of judgement! May the change their ways! May they weep with sackcloth before the world, begging to be spared!

Fuck them! If you can't tell, I am pissed off!

!rant

Nothing quite like spending a day coding with a friend on a project way over your head and actually making progress and learning shit. That feel when you run your script and it gives a DIFFERENT error? Or when it doesn't even crash at all?? Or when it ACTUALLY WORKS?!

Absolutely magic.

Add a CS course: How to stay sane when product cant make up their minds.

Time for another Location based social networking service by Samsung.

Uhssup

It seems to be preinstalled in Galaxy S9 phones.

Seems nice, right? (smirks)

Related link: https://euipo.europa.eu/eSearch/...

This is the services that Uhssup will provide :
1. Downloadable software in the nature of a mobile application for displaying and sharing a user's location, and finding and locating other users; Computer software for use in social networking, namely, software for displaying and sharing a user's location and finding, locating, and interacting with other users; computer software for use in searching, transmitting, receiving, storing, accessing, finding, organizing and viewing geographic location information and providing content based on location; Software; Application software for smart phones.

2. Design and development of computer software; Platform as a service (PAAS) featuring computer software platforms for use in displaying and sharing a user's location, and finding and locating other users; Application service provider (ASP) featuring software for use in displaying and sharing a user's location, and finding and locating other users; Providing on-line non-downloadable software for displaying and sharing a user's location, and finding and locating other users.

3. On-line social networking services; Online social networking services accessible by means of downloadable mobile applications.

Is anyone here game developer too? Especially unity and c#?

Rant: why is devRant mostly about !rant and "funny" images. Where are the real rants??

I think I made Excel do a little to much work today.

I programmed.
I broke my E on the keyboard.
I can't program anymore.
I am sad.

Just upgraded my Pi status display from an CharLCD finally to an OLED display. Love the possibilities.