Oh yeah. Hey guys. 2 things.
First off. Forgot to say. Officially got a job. Finally. So thank you for all the help/advice and patience with my depressive rants!!

I'm in a new chapter of my life now so thanks.

And secondly.

I FUCKING HATE MY JOB

2 devs in the office:
- Man, Stackoverflow is down. :/
- Time to take a day off ...

If it works the first time... its broken

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😊

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

Today we interviewed a _very_ good Angular1 Dev, by chance we showed him the forked ngRouter module we use, after some debate he explained that we were using it incorrectly.. I asked if he'd used it before to which he responded:

"Yeah, I'm the guy who built it"

😅

!rant

Just watched the intern pull a beer from the beer fridge, and it's only 11:15am. What a fucking champion.

My friend asked me for Java advice today...

Me being a newbie developer, already left alone by my senior when system mock in production environtment and many problems and bugs occured

It's spreading!

For those that can't tell what they're looking at, it's a vending machine with a paper BSOD.

They just bought 2 fucking 23" extra monitors for every developer in my org.
FEELS GOOD MAN

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yesterday I completed a transactions module that used an external payment processor, similar to PayPal. It was hard, but after few hours of trying out different options I finally managed to get it to work.

I decided to create a simple prototype UI without any styling just to show my progress to the manager and let him know that it's working.

His response? "yeah, that seems to work, but that UI is terrible and not appealing at all. Change that immediately and try to add more thought into your design"

I guess I won't be making prototypes any time soon

The five stages of debugging:

My grandma saw me programming for one whole day and she started to rant.

Grandma: "She's been sitting all day infront of her computer doing computer stuff! Electricity bill's getting higher!"
Mum: "Well at least she's not out late at night getting drunk and partying!"
Grandma: "Computer girl"

This is what I have to do at work; not literally.

When they ask a newb to design a core component that was supposed to be the basis of the platform

Allo Siri

coincidence?

When you should be coding, but instead just check the newest Rants

My friend had managed to move up viewport with pure javascript...

No question is stupid they said!!

So my husband and best friend are arguing that I get upvotes just because I got boobs. Is it true?