Me at work:
🎵should I stay or should I go🎶

Lol..😀

Someone has to fucking say it.

Some morons these days..

Lol, how do WinRAR make their money? Because I've never bought winrar in my life

Thought Spotify had a bug for a moment.. Then i remembered how lame I am. -.-'

Wanna mess with users? Take

“OK” and “Cancel”.

You know what looks visually the same but means the opposite?

“NO” and “Confirm”.

Deploy that little ui update overnight and watch the world burn.

Fastest way to make visitors leave your website forever:

A good parent is an informed parent!

Finally got this bad boy.

Time to see what I can do with that :D

Took me hours to set this shit up and finally everything is clean and ready for work

Thank you

Good luck💦little one💦

DevRant should support code snippets `like this` and
```
like this
```

curl -L git.io/unix

Lol.. it hurts😂😂😂

Price / time unites

What a bargain

I fell for it for a sec, well-played devs 👏

pressed i in a Google doc.

GUYS!!! SHE SAID "YES" !!!!

I'M SOOOO HAPPYYYYY!!!

All my dreams are becoming real! I was so nervous to ask, but it was worth it! I waited for the right moment, looked her in her eyes, she looked at mine.. And there I asked it: "are you willing to give it a try and install libreoffice instead of ms office?"

AND SHE SAID: "yes"!!!

Do I have the best wife or what!

The bottomless pit

Did the Kali repos get pwned? Updated to kernel 5.3.0 and rebooted to this. File is 8 bytes, contains just "fuck you".

yank it.

You good McD?

😂😂😂😾the ways of the universe

This is the most Canadian tweet I've ever seen 😂

Genius troll 😂😂

Friday...
3:20PM...

...

31982 Errors...

...

Good bye cruel world

A friend sent me this saying that this has windows on it, I put it in my computer to show him that it doesn't work
Now my PC doesn't power on
I mean WTF
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW

Yes Forbes. I definitely believe that Deepin is one best glorious Linux. No way China has anything to do with it :3 👍