.push-up-bra {
margin-top: -25%;
overflow: visible;
}

// TODO hahaha

When you look at the old projects you abandoned on github

Saw this on insta thought it was pretty funny

" If you can put an axe through it, it's hardware; if you want to put an axe through it, it's software. " -- Unknown

Source: /r/programmerhumor

Every js dev I know

Code comments be like....

dev vision test

1: Get a dog
2: Name dog Sudo
3: Teach Sudo to fetch my mail
4: Invite Linux-friend over
5: Yell "sudo fetchmail"
6: ?
7: Profit

This is a valid point.

Uncle: "It must be noisy, programming. I've seen a datacenter on TV, and those computers are loud" — "It is noisy, but that's more my coworkers fault"

Sales guy at the office: "So you see patterns in the code, you can read this cryptic mess?" — "Uh this is PHP, Its not the syntax that makes it hard to read, it's the dimwit who wrote it"

Father-in-law: "Could you reprogram my laptop, I got a virus trying to download por... nature documentaries" — "I'm not that kind of doctor"

Mother-in-law: "How will you sustain a family, you just play video games all day" — "I make your monthly teachers salary in four days"

Girlfriend: "I learned some Lua today because I needed a world of warcraft extension for..." — "I love you too"

This is the best thing I've seen all week.

Found something true as 1 == 1

>Do you speak Latin?
>Yes ofc
>Wow! Tell me something in Latin
>"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet...."
> :O

Oh sh*t

buzzword translations:

"cloud" -> someones computer

"big data" -> lots of somewhat irrelevant data

"ai" -> if if if if if if if if if if if if if else

"algorithm" -> something that works but you don't know why

"secure" -> https://

"cyber security" -> kali linux + black hoodie

"innovation" -> adding something completely irrelevant such as making a poop emoji talk

"blockchain" -> we make lots of backups

"privacy" -> we store your data, we just don't tell you about it

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A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

Aww... I think I just had an orgasm

Don't try this at home 😋

Should I ever design a programming language, I'll aim for the golden middle course and let arrays start at 0.5.

Project manager logic.

Finally a guide for understanding if you should use WordPress for your website

Me: *desperately trying to finish a webpage before 5pm deadline*
Girlfriend: Why are you always so focused on your computer? You never pay attention to me.
Me: You know I have to work. Besides, you'll always be number 1 in my heart
Girlfriend: Aww that was cute. Okay I'll let you finish working
Me to me: ...arrays start at 0. *continues typing*

Disclaimer: this was stolen from /r/programmerhumor and I have no girlfriend

Is it just me or is everyone on here basically a web dev?

Best website ever 😁

http://motherfuckingwebsite.com

frontend development:

- 10% of the time developing and testing
- 90% regretting their choice in life because of Interest Explorer

Just because Facebook/Google/Apple are doing something, it doesn't mean it's the future of technology.

No, we're not going to throw out large parts our perfectly good tech stack just because you liked their latest blog post.

If you wanted to always play "follow the shiny thing", you should have become a jeweller. Please learn what independent thought is and how to apply it, the results might surprise you!

On Thursday, May 20, 2088 9:55:59 PM, my life will be complete: Unix Epoch time will equal 0xdeadbeef.