The answer they deserve

Multi-tasking is a hot, steamy bullshit.

This is not a joke. This is not something I wrote to be funny. This is not found randomly off the internet. This is a real part of the project I inherited: a function that not only is more cumbersome to use than the simple <Array>.contains that it wraps, but rather than returning the boolean result from the function, sends it through an if statement and returns hardcoded true and false values for... Good luck? I guess?

Half convinced universities are paid off by virus developers to teach their students the most shit and insecure practices available.

What time it is where you are?

Smart AI is a threat to humans.

- so you're still a programmer?
- uhm yeah?
- ok listen I need to make a video where there are two pictures that moves in different directions bla bla bla bla ...

Yep...Just dumped wine on my $120 keyboard.....Wasn't even an expensive wine.

Beginning my dev career in a few weeks. Now it's the time to decide which weapons I should bring to the war.

So, devRant: MacBook Pro or ThinkPad (in the same price range)?

Installed DevRant. Check settings. Immediately click join darkside. Utter disappointment follows.

!rant

I built my first android app, it sends TCP packets to my computer

neat

Pissed off with my boss. I'm about to unleash this on him

When you have 143 opened tabs and you feel like they are sucking the life out of you. Time to get some Oxygen !

YouTube TV changelog:

How I feel as an intern

Docker for phone is Hot AF

The day I send myself about 76k mails
> be me
> be working on a rest api
> implement an error handler that would send me a mail with exception details
> use same error handler in mail send error handler
> Summoned the recursion devil by accident
> Test error handler
> Forgot port forwarding to SMTP server
> keep the debug session open
> throw new UnexpectedInterruptionException()
> get back to work
> Add the missing port forwarding rule to putty
> The error handler starts doing it's thing
> The handler chain starts to pop
> handler after handler executes
> PCFreeze.png
> WhatTheFuckIsGoingOn.gif
> VS finally accepts stop debugging
> PhoneVibrationSpam.mp3
> Peek into webmail
> WowFinallySomeFanMail
> Look into it
> Realizing what I have done
> Delete mailbox
> Remove recursion
> Wow that's how randy must have felt in southpark
> Feel weird
> Shutdown, go outside
> What's up anon?
> Nothing, really

I think server down time is because of rain 🌧

After over 1.5 month long recruitment and 4 stages (3 technical and one with HR) they finally said it was last stage and they will write to me with their decision soon. I really want to get this job. It would be great step in my career and I could learn so much more compared to the company I'm stuck in right now. Actually working with new and interesting technologies! Can you imagine?

Hold your fingers crossed for me guys.

USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

Play store wants me to commit suicide, also enjoy the expertly drawn arrow.

What's the best thing about UDP jokes?

I don't care if you get them.

Seems Legit!! 🙈

Mehhhhh

Well said mate... well said...☝

Interviewer...

Boss asked me to make a script to automate some tasks. After some days i found out that my task will replace the job of one of our colleagues.
Now the *script, that looks like a big project, is almost done.
Feel for the guy.

As a Dev,
I hate writing Docs.

As a Dev,
I hate it when there's no Docs.

Vicious Cycle.

So this happened in my computer science class

Creepy guy trying to be cheesy (to this pretty girl): "you're like a ; to my code"
Girl: "we're studying python, bimbo"

(Whole class laughed)

Someone should just make a virus that installs the Windows updates on vulnerable systems 🤔