Shizophrenia, but voices in your head tell you positive affirmations.

Mac's gonna play Chess behind your back, LOL.

Trigger Warning - Don't date JavaScript developers.

They Promise to Callback but they won't. You'll Await in vain. They don't know how to Express themselves and React to such situations.
You might not be happy to hear this, but I'm trying to save you from a Garbage situation

These fucking deepshet, spoiled retards
they expert me to build software not from the ground but from the fucking foundation up to release date all by myself
they also expert me to do all required research
also expert me to do the fucking marketing
they expert me to bring new fucking business
They expert me to work at High performance
They expert me to do stock inventory as well

They fucking sit me in shity meetings
WHAT THA FUCK IS THIS SHIT

And here we go again....

Use c++ in Java

I just got into a project that uses GWT (in an attempt to rebuild it in React). Is it me or is Java development environment stuck in early 2000s?

Nothing quiet like the feeling of choking an interview. 😞

Related note. Trying to program with 8 people staring "over your shoulder" (even virtually) is. the. worst.

Those who code their software with no standard are those people who once attempt to launch themselves to Mars with a catapult.

When I was in elementary school, my pc got a virus. So, after I look it up, an article suggest that deleting system32 on my windows will solve my problem. I think everyone here knows the rest of the story.

Figured out how to do a granny square properly! (Unknown yet if I can replicate 😂)

Truthy :)

Well-written source code is beautiful.
Ugly stuff should be re-written.

I can't argue with this

I HATE being a fullstack dev. I am responsible for everything. Its so exhausting because you cant focus on one thing.

Or its just me not being able to organize things....

"What do you do for a living?"

I go to meetings, write Jira tickets, and occasionally I code

"Upgraded" to Visual Studio 2022 and receiving this error several times a day:
TFS Error: TF30063 You are not authorized.

Only solution is to close->re-open VS.

I think I'm 10 restarts away from losing my mind.

Hey bitches!
I am back! It's almost Christmas ⛄🎄⛄🎄⛄🎄

So it's Sunday and I just did freaking nothing the whole day.
Woke up at 1pm . Had lunch. Went to bed .
And it's night already.