Downloading Ubuntu from the Windows Store!

We need to learn to say no to project managers.

Fix it without internet

Applied for a job which would like you to have some C# knowledge. Not required though. I'm like, fine, I know Java (and I'm pretty decent at it) and I know that C# looks like Java in many areas. So, I made it clear that I didn't have any C# experience, and now they require me to do a 2 hour long "difficult" test in ASP.NET and C#... GG, the search for a new job continues.

Minimum Viable Party

"All I need is a clone of..."
Bye

github.com/you

Whaaaaaaa

git commit -m "quickfix"

JavaScript is basically Java

The average user is...

My colleague designer is a real savage 😂

Being perfectionist

1. Fix a bug with ugly code.

2. Start from scratch.

Translated:
"And jesus said:
Return home to your villages and solve the IT problems of your parents"
Merry Christmas everyone!!

How to get max value of an integer

How a Production Deployment feels like

The lack in native JSON parsing in Java >_>

99s bottles of beer in real world

This function doesn't work... Maybe if i delete the whitespaces of the arguments

It's finally happened. I've let me favourite Spotify playlist grow to 140 songs. Far too big now. Stressful :|

Best non-Mac laptop now?

When you finally reach that "Aha!" moment with pointers in C++.

Learned Python by working 6 year with it. The first tool I made in my spare time was a porn playback helper.

At a previous job I bumped heads with the IT person a lot because he would spread misinformation about technology so the owners would never replace him. This was conversation with the VP:

VP: Hey I just got a new security setup at my house and I can monitor everything with my phone.
Me: That's cool.
VP: I'm rethinking it because [IT guy] said it was very dangerous to have, what do you think?
Me: ....? What did he say was dangerous about it?
VP: He said hackers could then gain access to cameras and plan the perfect time to rob me since it's in the cloud.
Me: I seriously doubt anyone is planning an Ocean's 11 heist to steal your TV.
VP: Yea I thought it sounded weird when he told me.

Why do clients approve site designs just to complete change their minds upon delivery?!?

Show your programming knowledge! Using the images on the left, click or tap on the one that represents the 'increment operator'

Wrote 2000 lines of working code last night. All of a sudden teammate who didn't do shit says in group chat:

"You're slow man"

Fucking teamworks

// to understand infinite loop, see the bottom of this file.

At the bottom of the file:

// to understand infinite loop, see the top of this file.

After a month of testing and maintenance then on the day of presentation the program crashes!

Acting as a volunteer project manager temporarily at the moment, it angers me that people don't read documentations before they ask questions.