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I'm not crying, you're crying.
Skills

html, css, js php, mysql
Location

Providence RI

Joined devRant on 6/3/2016

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I don't judge other developers for not knowing or understanding a particular concept, I judge them for pretending like they do...

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Real life recursion

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Perfect name of a son

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When you realize the legacy PHP code you're working in has a class you're extending with over 2000 lines and you think, "Nope, this isn't a class, it's a university."

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That moment when clients employees comment on your working hours and the amount of work you do...

Fun fact: I'm replacing their jobs with applications.

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Reality of those delivery dates in executive slides 🤓

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when we try to keep our room as clean as our desktop! lol!

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As a developer, this is how I feel every day:

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

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Atom's Star Wars theme makes minified code a beautiful thing.

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Clients who ask for their entire site to be translated into another language, and expect it not to cost a lot. Le sigh

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My CTO's LinkedIn proudly displays that he is in fact a "Braniac". Should I point this out?

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Coolest project? No project is cool anymore after clients changed their mind for the 9000th time which happens like... always.

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One last time before I drop the handkerchief, gentlemen; will you retract your Stackoverflow downvotes?

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The task failed successfully!

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i make hot coffee, saying to myself "lets just finish the function", i drink ice coffee.

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Dear headhunters, you should start your initial job proposal messages with

"How much is your net salary and what benefits you're currently getting"

Then end it with

"We can make more happen."

Then let's talk

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A legitimate warning from my university's curriculum app

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People gotta start understanding this!

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Ramadan Kareem to all my muslim ranters 😀

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127.0.0.1 is where the WiFi automatically connects.

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$50,000+ Computer Science fucking diploma, yet here I am on a Sunday evening doing data entry coz there is no one else to do it!

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When your boss or client comes to you and asks if it's done, but also has a ton of changes they want to see implemented 😓

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When you are the only developer of a project

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When your program runs flawlessly without any errors on the first attempt.

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Trying to get this UI pixel perfect

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History is never made by those who use incognito browsers :)

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I got that whoa of realising time doesn't past by months, it pasts by projects.

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devRant has had a huge impact on my life. My poops are significantly longer and now my legs fall asleep because of it.

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you know shit got serious when you create your own stackoverflow account and post your issue.

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uploading good vibes to everyone today

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