Idk how old this is, but that's the first time seeing it, and it's hilarious 😂

Canonical programming language waifu tier list

The web view of devRant should add a compatibility for Ctrl + Enter key or Command + Enter key to post a comment to a rant.

It's a minor hassle to type out the comment and move the mouse over to the comment button.

Wanna play a game?

Rules :

1. each contestant writes a long word in their native lang ( or one they know ) in this format : [ word ], [ lang ], [ chars count ] - [ approximate or exact translation to EN ]

2. the word must be verifiable in one or other way in the net ( so no freshly made up words r used )

3. u can refine ur answer, but max 3 words per account

The longest of them all wins.

I'll start w/ my 1st try :

непротивоконституционствувателствувайте, BG, 39 - do not be unconstitutional

There is no reason for any developer to not know git well. No fucking reason. Stop making shit harder for everyone by being like “oh I’m not the keenest on git” STFU and just learn it better you pussy.

Fucking windows automatic reboots! They seriously need to fuck off with that. As of this morning I have a finance person who can't log on, a floor manager that can't schedule his employees and a robotics controller pc that rebooted and didn't save the changes I made! Seriously, FUCK OFF!

I've already forgotten what a week or a month is. Now I measure time in sprints.

Stairway to hell...

Holy shit! Albert Einstein is a real person!

My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.

😏😏😏😏😏

#include <inshallah>

Same here..

time to go for full snack development
https://youtu.be/h8fh9R4401g
https://youtu.be/y4w5E8W2f0M

started some open source project for discord bot that provides info for some free game users, through scrapping forum and requesting apis

This is kind of going to be a major refactorized second version, that considers all mistakes of a first version. And going to be much more scalable and easy to maintain.

STFU... JUST S.T.F.U.

Hi Junior devs, we love you 👋

Seven years ago, a russian artist started the "Putin Every Day" community. It started with one picture of putin. Every day, he was downloading the previous day's pic and uploading it again.

Over the course of seven years, JPEG compression artefacts built up to what you can see here.

What an amazing metaphor.

https://vk.com/putineveryday

God was able to create an entire world in just 6 days for the sole reason that he had no previous versions and no compatibility issues.🌍

If only I knew about the manga like that during my university times... Math could have been a piece of cake.

Manga guide series includes 40 books
Including manga guide to databases.

Closest more professional level same level friendly, would be head first series

Can we all just set aside our differences for one day and agree that Elon Musk DID NOT invent the electric car?

Please, for sanity's sake!

Some network humour

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Tall tales...

Gangster!

Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks that yaml is a horrible format

what the .....

you kidding me .

guys what is this ?

After working on 7 projects last year with 7 different groups and learning to "flow like water", I don't feel the urge to rant anymore. There are always going to be all kinds of weird scenes, cheap clients, incompetent coworkers, people that pretend to know something when they actually know shit. All of those are just tests life is presenting you to make you learn to be peaceful and tolerant.

The world is broken, accept it, and allow yourself to be an ordinary human being, you'll be free and happier. Stuff like the law of attraction does exist. Just learn to be happy and grateful for what you get and you'll get a ton more reasons to be happy and grateful

Idiot Americans who think that mm.dd.yyyy has any right to exist

Sometime it feels like I'm surrounded with idiots.

Got a Ticket:

Support: Please delete installation ABC from Server D.

Me: Checks everything. Installation is on Server E. Asks if this is correct?

Support: Just follow the instructions!

Me: Okey dokey. If you want me to be a hammer the installation is a nail... Drop database, Remove all files. nuke K8s resources

Support: Why did you delete the installation ABC? You should delete XYZ!

Me: Cause the ticket told to delete ABC on Server D and YOU told me to follow your instructions!

Support: Yeah but we just reused an old ticket. We wanted XYZ deleted!

It's not a big deal I can restore the shit but I hate it if a day starts with this kind of shit!

Uh oh

Interesting plug-in (Intellij)