College: „man, the project works in chrome but doesn’t in IE“

Me: „so, what is your problem ? The app works as designed“

When you want to report a bug. Only to find another one...

$ cd /my_life
$ cd /every_day
$ ls
pain suffering programming

F🤬k!! why doesn’t this work on the testing server!l! I swear it worked local.

Meanwhile live:

Where is the LAN cable and why the hell does my chair not...

Oh.

It's.. Reality

God bless those developers who give you a dark theme for their apps

Dear me,

We have noticed you uploaded files to a public github with your API keys in plaintext.

Please proceed to bang head against desk until you have learned your lesson.

Sincerely me.

CS Professor: “What M word is the black hole to all productivity?”

Student: “Management”

CS Professor: “Was going to say meetings but that’s better”

Home sweet Home 😂😂❤

so much reality

We don't support Internet Explorer!

click OK to ok??

I need this shirt now!

Being a young programmer and not knowing any other young programmers around you :(

Oh no. 😞

The error page for the new site we build. 😀

I hate this image - things in 2 states weird me out

Don't you love this moment (it works 😃)

Le me having a chit chat with a student after sharing about programming in my former high school..

Student: "I learnt Java the other day, and I don't really like it"

Me: "Why?"

Student: "Because we can import existing packages on the community to do almost anything"

Me: "And? How is that bad for you?"

Student: "It's not very challenging, isn't it? I want to build everything in my program with my own code!"

Me: [silence]

Me: "Listen here, you little shit..."

How I learned to use pipes...

dank memes

Gee I wonder why?!

Sometimes I +1 rants just because I took the time read it. At least the rant made me read it.

I code through the night until 8 am, then sleep until 6pm+.
My family then calls me out as being unproductive and lazy.
Why must the whole world be oriented against night owls like me? 😥

The inevitable cycle of a developer.

year++;

Real definition

SO: How to ... in JavaScript?

Answer: use jQuery!

SO: How to ... in JavaScript without jQuery?

Answer: use jQuery!

Me: ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I hate j-f*cking-query, I don't want to learn it!!

Who had also joined the Dark Side and feels like black hat?