Anyone else feels like the Github mobile app is pretty much useless and its existence proved why they didn’t create it sooner in the first place?

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There are two things about arrays that sometimes confuse me:

[0]: They start at zero
[1]: They end at one less than the length

Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender.

Not sure what's going on 😅

I have previously worked with a company where they were copying project codes through a USB and making local backups of the whole project with dates and not using git.

Showed my boss DevRant, and now he wants me to make a BossRant..

"Let's do some pair programming! It will be fun!"

... Fuck no.

Either I start coding and you open a beer, or the other way around. And sure, I do not mind doing each other's code reviews. I respect your feedback.

But I can't look over your shoulder while you misspell keywords. When I write code, I search, try, debug and play at a high speed.

I'm an impressionist/surrealist writing messy passionate functions, breaking lots of things with broad paintbrush strokes before finishing it into detailed perfection. I remember all the places in the code I need to work on, and cover everything with tests.

You're a baroque coder, sometimes even a hyperrealist, with your two-finger 10 wpm typing, writing code strictly line-by-line, decorating every statement with the right checks & typehints in advance. You can not keep two functions in your head at the same time. You write tests reluctantly, but you hate that I barely plan. You plan everything, including your pee breaks.

As a coworker I respect you.

But there is no bigger hell than pair programming with you.

TFW you have to ask if Google is ACTUALLY down, or if you messed up your local network settings and cut yourself off from half of the Internet again.

Man : Just give me the bald overhead with RJ45 clips to keep my hair tied at the back
Barber : I got you fam

When I was trying to learn about parameters 😂

So unity got hacked…

And I didn't find my emails for days...

#wife{
right:100%;
margin:0;
}

Decided to do a custom 404 page for my site, what do you think?

First time working with an UI designer. I'm finding out that I'm not that bad with CSS, I'm just bad at design !

Please learn the fucking difference between a text editor and an IDE. I dont give a shit aboyt your super duper complex vim package manager supreme deluxe edition ITS STILL A DAMN TEXT EDITOR YOU FUCK.

Paypal Rant #2

Paypal might just be the only company with 98% of their employees being support staff because not a soul on this planet knows how to work with that fucking piece of shit of a company's service.

No really, if there was a shittiness-rating from 1-10 (10 = worst) you would have to store paypal's rating as a string or invent a new data type because no CPU could fucking work with such a big ass fucking number.

If I had to choose between Paypal and going back to manually trading physical goods/animals for stuff I would gladly choose the latter, because Paypal, go suck a bag of dicks you useless fucking shitpile of a "company".

That feeling: When you see a piece of code and you're like "I can do that in half the number of lines..."
And so you spend the next 45 minutes redoing something that was working perfectly.
Except now it's a convoluted and unreadable demon child that appears to writhe on the screen before your very eyes and cause madness and hatred in all who view it. But.. it works in 3 lines now instead of 7... and you don't need 4 of those local variables that you did before... and even though it's completely impractical because no sane mortal (including yourself - barely) can actually read it, it's still yours and you're proud of it.

And now i'm feeling guilty every time i call new Guid().