I literally just got a ticket that says "make the scrolling easier"

gonna be a great fucking day

Inkjet printers

It all started when I was driving and wasn’t paying attention to the road bc I was trying to think of a solution to a coding issue when all the sudden a deer jumps in front of my car! My car is smashed and I call road service. They send someone out and as I wait I decide to do a little coding while in the middle of the woods with my laptop. I sit down and the same deer (remarkably un phased) charges me and kicks my laptop like a football. I suffered not one but two impacts from coding...

Big part of the reason why I ended up migrating to a completely different country
Wouldn't be here otherwise

Sleeping Disorder 😜😜

Coding saved me from a dark place. Computers saved my life. Coding gives me food and shelter so I won't starve to death homeless

I am an insecure person. Coding gave me a much needed boost in confidence in my skills.

Had to wake four people up at 2 am to fix a crashing service.

10/10 would deploy to production on Friday night again.

Linux runs on anything. Even Orkas

I just need a fucking VGA cable for a server 😡

It's painful.

Upsides of an atrocious, 10year old legacy PHP/(improperly used) CodeIgniter codebase:
When you actually manage to force it to be able to do the new thing it needs to be able to do, you feel like a God.

Downsides of an atrocious, 10year old legacy PHP/(improperly used) CodeIgniter codebase:
Everything else, especially the process leading to that single upside.

A client drove 3 hours, for a urgent meeting with me that was solved by me adding CORS-headers

It’s my new title

!dev

Bought a house. 😊

Someone has to fucking say it.

You are a Rockstar, my friend!

This should not be called wisdom teeth, should be called stupid teeth
Mother fucker is growing perpendicular.

What fuck is wrong with you bro , grow upwards you dumb fuck!!

[OC] Evolution of a bug

STOP. TESTING. IN. PRODUCTION.
STOP. TESTING. IN. PRODUCTION.
STOP. TESTING. IN. PRODUCTION.
STOP. TESTING. IN. PRODUCTION.

The Handover!

Lol, how do WinRAR make their money? Because I've never bought winrar in my life

The problem with PHP is not the PHP, the problem is how most PHP devs still live in 2010

How I work:

I drink lots of coffee and pass out for 12 hours.

It’s like alcoholism, just less productive.

Interview vs Job

my minion dev setup!

I picked up my phone for something important. Devrant was already on the screen, read a rant. Commented. And now I forgot why I’d picked up the phone.

At last, my vue module for attacking the user with a swarm of animated bees when they put in the wrong password is almost complete.

Best use of my time yet.

Blasting rn

My dear diary,

Today, the guy that convinced the boss to completely replace our functional CMS website (marketing used to update it) with a static one he was writing from scratch in PHP + jQuery, has published our MailChimp Api Key on StackOverflow, because he couldn't make the API to work.

Boss didn't complain, but I don't think he understood what happened. Just asked the guy for not doing that again.

It was a crazy day.