Santa is just a glorified sprint master

this is how I feel often

All legendary programmers

God dammit

How to be a great developer - 101

1. Write Code
2. scrap it
3. Rewrite in a better way..

Repeat! 😂

Im on the 3rd step

Dead Line.

Ah, PHP's misleading function names.

Personal Project:
Code lives in gitrepo, commits to master are automatically unit tested and if all tests work it will be published to production
At Work:
"If you're done put this .bat in the project folder, it will copy everything in it per ftp to production"

haha😂😂😃😉

Let's discuss the salary !

Looping around!

The death count is a bit high though

I classify myself as Michael Jackson, and my personal pronoun is hee hee.

Saw that the other day and could not stop laughing.

What in the flying fuck is happening with this fuckery. Geezus fucking hell man...this is some top level fuckery. It's some grade A fuckery. It is about the most fucky thing I had ever fucking seen in a while. Fuck it. That's it...i am going full time Golang or C++ dev.
Peace bitches i am out.

https://zdnet.com/google-amp/...

I actually lent a girl an umbrella yesterday which takes the total number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.

Here's the design, you just code it.

Why cant all terms and conditions be this short

Agile fellas ;)

Ever have one of those days that you want to high-five people? With a chair? In the face? That is the day I'm having now. Mondays suck.

Could we just appreciate how good the devRant team has found a way to give life to sources for images taken from this platform?

I found out recently that Facebook is embedding tracking data in the form of IPTC metadata in images that you upload. This way the images can be tracked even after you download them.

Because I'm an anarchist and just want to watch the world burn a little, I made a tiny server to replace the id hash that they embed with a random one, just to see if I can't fuck with their algorithm a little bit.

You can check out the project here https://github.com/watzon/fbmdob

Some of you may have noticed:
I was working on a new devRant bot recently.

But this time it doesn't just post a boring random quote everyday, like my @RandomQuote Bot.
This time it actually reacts to the user!

Basically the bot uses https://carbon.now.sh to generate nice little syntax highlighted code.
I just thought this could be handy in some occasions here on devRant.
Especially in the "Questions" category!

Here's the link to the introduction of the bot:
https://devrant.com/rants/2178718

A lot of work went into this bot, so it would be great to hear what you think about it and if you're planning on using it!

Thanks for reading!

Client: I can't login with my lastpass
Me: Oh, why not, how are you trying?
Client: So, I've entered my lastpass password into my bank account, and it says 'wrong login credentials'
Me: °-°

Is it unprofessional if I write "No recruiters! Thank You." in my LinkedIn Summary? Because I get at least 3-4 messages a day from recruiters with a lot of buzzwords.

Isn't it somehow crazy how this is possible ... :
https://medium.com/@jonathan.leitsc...

Dear developers, the main reason that I install your shitty apps is to do stuff quicker than through webpage or to log in once. I don't want to install your shitty app just to login every your shitty app update to only see small gui that opens your webpage.

FUCK YOU

Happy 4th of July bitches 🎉

Can U Relate ? :))

I'm having such hard time adjusting with hybrid mobile development coming from native it frustrates meeeee :(