Great😅😂

Love seeing rants after eachother like this

I know that feeling, kid...

Whoever designed the USB plug to fit perfectly in an Ethernet port: I hate you!

Happens only in Bangalore...

So I just got asked this question.

"Is it true that Windows only has up to 10? Isn't Windows 13 already out?"

I just double tapped a post in Twitter. I feel a little bit dumb.
😐

Biggest dev sin:

I get revenge on idiots (teachers) by writing all my code on one line... 😈

Style sheet affect any things :)

My windows friend's actual reaction to me switching over to Linux.

I guess I have reached the point of no return

Me: "I'm a programmer"

Others: talks about linux
Others: search algorithms!
Others: service infrastructure
Others: memory optimization
Others: encryption

Me: "I'm a front end web developer"

Others: complex services
Others: strong user form validation
Others: lazy loading
Others: SEO

Me: "fucking, I make shit look pretty alright"

Ranted about this guy yesterday (who didn't get that we weren't hosting his server).

Today my colleague picked up the phone and was like "yo, I've got this guy on the phone asking for you *explains who it is*"
Me: Oh FOR FUCKS SAKE. FUCKING FINE, PUT HIM THROUGH 😡
Guy: hey! I just wanted to let you know that the issue has been solved, it was not on your end.
Although I know I'm not required to do this, I want to apologize personally for the behavior of my it guy. It wasn't okay and if you got any stress or whatsoever due to him, again, my sincerest apologies! I've had a talk with him, it won't happen again. Have a great weekend!

Glad those kinda people still exist!

Has anyone ever wanted to be ignored? Like talking to an empty void, not wanting a response? Just want to be alone?

Something seems familiar about this design.... (Found on twitter)

a friend just asked for good games that are ftp

i said why does the way you download a game matter. 🤦‍♂️

It had to be said.

does kinda failing oop exam make you a bad programmer?

Fuck deadlines.

That moment when you want to sleep and suddenly your brain says “hey buddy I know how to solve this one crazy bug you tried to solve the whole day”

03:00 fixed it
06:30 on my way to college
#Error404SleepNotFound

I still get letters in my mail box, but they are damn bills!

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

Hardest decision ever!

Most of us geeks can relate to this..

When you live long enough to become the villain.

Every time you feel anger, instead of explosion you write a new rant and make people smile.

=> devRant is behaviouristic therapy.

As usual, I woke up at 6, got ready and did all my usual stuff.

Then at 6:15 I was beautifying my Python script because the code was unattractive.

I swear it took 5 minutes! No more than five minutes, but when I checked the time it was 7:10! Why must this happen all the time?

It's just like when I'm sleeping. I'll wake up, close my eyes for two seconds, and then it's magically been an hour.

Met a guy in the gym, he asked me to make him an online shop for supplements.
I quickly made a reactive, angular based shop with an admin page.
He paid, I put my name as the creator, it was all good...

...then he removed all legal products and added tons of anabolic steroids for horses in little jars (yes, he even added pro level photos).

I received a call from the police and had to prove that I don't manage his content.

*Me Calling the NSA..

[NSA]: Hello, how can I help you !
[ME]: Hello, this is the NSA right?
[NSA]: Yes
[ME]: Since you are recording all phone calls, I have a little request.
[NSA]: And What is that?
[ME]: My mom called me couple hours ago to bring something from the supermarket, her phone is off.. What did she told me to bring?
[NSA]: beep..beep..beep

I just keep randomly download apps and i can't stop it... Specially the geeky ones...
Guess I'm literally appholic:/